"Michael!" Dwight cried as he stormed into Michael's office from his desk in a rage.
"What is it now, Dwight?" Michael asked with annoyance as he covered his eyes with with his hand to his forehead stressfully.
"Fire Jim." Dwight said tersely.
"Why?" Michael replied exasperatedly "What is it now?"
"Jim insists that he can do a walking handstand and when I requested he perform it for us, he denies and claim it was 'inappropriate for the office environment'." Dwight explained
Michael looked at Dwight with contempt. "Why does this thing involve me?" Michael asked.
"Fine." Dwight responded with slowly growing anger. "If you won't make him, I will."
Dwight stormed from Michael's office and approached Jim's desk.
"I'll give you one final chance." Dwight demanded, "Do a walking handstand right this moment or I'll do one myself and make you look foolish in front your co-workers as well as you mate." Dwight gestured to Pam.
Jim and Pam exchanged looks of exhaustion, clearly tired of the charade Jim has begun to build.
"Fine, I don't know how to do a walking handstand, Dwight" Jim admitted, "I made it up to impress you." Jim continued sarcastically."
Dwight looked down to his seated co-worker with a condescending look.
"You don't need to impress me." Dwight said as he put his hand on Jim's shoulder, "As long as you know I'm superior to you in all ways, our relationship is very solid."
"I agree." Jim said satirically, "Now lets see that handstand walk."
"Very well." Dwight answered.
Dwight entered the small walkway between the desks and nearby rooms. He raised his arms into the air and leaned forward dramatically. He flipped forward until only his hands touched the ground.
His hands carried his body forward and he was successfully walking forward slowly as he caught the attention of the entire office.
Dwight walked forward. Suddenly his left wrist twisted to the side and he quickly swung around to keep his balance. Dwight yelped and lurched forward and lost the balance from his palms.
His legs swung towards the ground and the tip of his thick left boot hammered Andy Bernard swiftly in the face and Dwight hit the ground with a pounding thud.