Prompt: "I just tripped and fell face first into your crotch, god end my life now please."
Pairings: Zoro/Sanji
Warnings: Mild adult themes and swearing.
A/N: I saw the prompt on Tumblr and immediately thought of this! Sanji and Zoro are my One Piece OTP. This is my first Zosan fic, so please be nice guys! I'm still really early in the Anime and I haven't read the manga, this is a Modern!AU so I hope you guys like it!
Sanji was your normal, average 24 year old Chef. He was always dressed smart and, not to say so himself, but he was a pretty good-looking guy. His friends frequently told him that only put-offs about him were his big smoking habits and his short temper.
The sous chef had just got off work after the lunch-time rush and was taking a leisurely stroll through the park, cigarette clutched between his lips, before heading home for the day. He ran a hand through his silky blonde locks, sighing as he felt his tensed muscles relax. He closed his eyes for a second, glancing up to the sky to gaze at the vast blue stretch.
He let out a small growl as he remembered Zeff scolding him about how his soup was 'too salty' or 'too sweet', Too sweet, my ass! The blonde thought, snorting and rolling his eyes, My soup was fine, that damn Chef bastard was just being an asshole, as always.
He took one last drag of his cigarette before snubbing it out on the top of a near by bin, then, after checking there was no fire risk, threw it inside. Again, he closed his eyes as he walked, enjoying the afternoon rays of golden sunlight as they streamed through the park trees.
He was content, happy and ready to go home for a quick cat-nap. Well, that was until a screaming black-haired person barrelled into his side, causing him to yell loudly, trip forwards, falling straight into another guy.
He groaned, and hesitantly opened his eyes and what he was met with was probably the most embarrassing and compromising situation he had ever been in.
He had tripped and fallen face first into some guys crotch. His god damned crotch.
From the tips of his ears to the point of his nose, Sanji's whole face erupted into a bright pink flush. He stammered helplessly as he gawked up at the disorientated man underneath him. The most unfair thing about this situation was the fact that this green haired - no moss haired - man was extremely attractive.
Again the blonde groaned as re-ran the situation through his head, this really wasn't his day.
"Um..." He tentivly glanced up at the moss-head, who had raised one eyebrow as he began to speak, God this guy's voice sounds sexy... Wait - What the hell Sanji!? "Hey are you listening to me, Curlybrow!?"
"What... What the hell did you just call me, Moss-head!?" Sanji was extremely sensitive about his eyebrows, it wasn't his fault, ok, he was born that way!
"Who cares! I said would you mind getting off? You're face is in my crotch and it's gettin' uncomfortable!"
The blonde choked slightly, if his face was pink before, now it was as red as a fire-truck. He sprung back, breathing heavily and eyes wide as he stared in horror at the chuckling moss-head.
"Oh god!" He groaned, "End my life now, please!"
The man's laughter grew louder as the blonde hid his face in his hands, That bastard! He thought, glaring heatedly at his now full-blown laughter, He's laughing at me! That damn Marimo is laughing at me!
"S-shut up! You damn Marimo!" The laughter subsided as the green-haired man raised an eyebrow.
"Marimo? You know Japanese? Impressive... So, now that we kinda just reached third-base, you think it's maybe time you tell me your name, Curlybrow?" He smirked as another embarrassed moan escaped the blonde, "I'm Zoro, by the way. Zoro Roronoa."
"Sanji... Sanji Blackleg." He gave a weak smile at Zoro's wide grin. Suddenly, he was knocked into again as the same black-haired person as before flew past him to Zoro's side.
"Zoro!" He yelled, holding out a football ball, "Let's go plaaaaaayyyy!"
"Not now, Luffy!" Zoro rolled his eyes, "Apologize to Sanji, you idiot, you knocked him into me!"
"Sorry Sanji!" He called, grinning and obviously not sorry.
"It's fine..." He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly, startled when a tan hand shot out to help him up. He stared at it for a moment, earning an eye-roll from the owner.
"Are you going to sit there all day, Curlybrow?" Sanji's eyes narrowed as he took the hand, standing up and brushing himself off.
The blonde took a proper look at Zoro, now that they were both standing and weren't pre-occupied with any kind of distractions, he noticed more about the green haired man. He was tall, only a few inches taller than Sanji, but tall still, his skin was tan and he was very toned. His arms were muscly - but not bulky - his legs were covered by a pair of baggy sweatpants, and over his chest was a form fitting white shirt, which - due to the obvious game of football he and Luffy were playing - was slightly see through from sweat.
Zoro, noticing Sanji's staring, began to look the blonde over, noticing the long arms and legs, and noting the toned muscles through his suit, the most noticeable thing, however, was his butt. Zoro took a quick glance and smirked, it was small and obviously toned.
"H-hey!" Sanji's cheeks and ears flared up at he noticed the green-haired guys obvious oogling, "Are you checking me out?"
His smirked widened, "What? You were doing the exact same thing." He shrugged and dragged his eyes to his butt again, electing a jaw-drop from the blonde, "Nice ass, Curlybrow."
A snorting giggle reached Sanji's ears, he turned to glare at whoever it was, and was met with Luffy, another darker-skinned man, a younger boy, and two laughing, and beautiful, women.
"Oh my god, Zoro!" One of the girls shrieked, her hair was short and a shimmering shade of dark ginger, "We knew you were gay but you're just putting it on now! No one does that!"
"Shut it Nami!" He spluttered, glaring at her, "He was checking me out first! It's Curlybrows' fault!"
"Don't blame it on him, Zoro." The other girl smirked mischievously, her hair was longer and black, her skin was slightly tanned and her eyes a dark brown. Unlike Nami, Sanji assumed she was the ginger, who was almost rolling around with laugher, this woman was keeping in her chuckles and instead just watching the scene.
"Seriously, Robin? You too?" 'Robin' chuckled and smirked, "Like I said; Curlybrow started it!
"I did not! Stupid Marimo!" Sanji seethed, shoving his hands in his pockets and glaring at the floor. He turned his glare to the four rolling on the floor; Luffy, Nami - he purposefully avoided glaring at her, she was a lady and he was a gentleman, unlike that callous moss-head - and the two other boys, "Stop laughing! It's not funny!"
"It is too, Sanji!" Luffy giggled, clutching his stomach, "Right, Usopp?"
"It's hilarious!" The darker skinned guy agreed.
"Alright, alright, that's enough, get up!" Zoro ordered, the four reluctantly stood, sighing and relaxing their aching stomach muscles.
"Zoro! I'm hungry! Let's go eat!" Luffy whined, looking at Zoro with puppy eyes.
"Yeah! I'm starving!" Usopp pointed to his 'empty' stomach.
"Shut up, already!" Zoro growled, "We'll go get a pizza or something!"
"Why don't you all come back to my place?" Sanji blurted, cringing at they turned to stare at him, "I'm a chef, a pretty good one, if I don't say so myself." He chuckled, "Think of it as a take-up on that 'checking out' earlier." He winked at Zoro and turned motioning for the others to follow.
The green-haired man smirked, shaking his head and chuckling, "I'll go with that, Curlybrow, but you could've just asked me out like a normal person."
"Yeah well... Shut up, alright, I was being smart!" As the two began to bicker the group following, excluding Luffy because he was just moaning about food, gave each other knowing looks.
"If it's not too bold to say..." Robin began, turning to Nami, "I think we're witnessing the beginning's of love..."
"You know what, Robin?" Usopp chuckled, "I think you're right."
A/N: There you go guys, just a short and sweet ficlet, cute right?
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