Earth's Mightiest Anti-heroes

by Sai Kunai Blade

The Avengers must be on Vacation or something, because now the fate of the world lies in the hands of a group of anti-heroes who don't necessarily have a problem with a few dozen people dying. They'll save as many as they can, but they won't lose any sleep if a few people die. How will this turn out?

1. Prologue

Vergil was walking through an ally when he was attacked by a bunch of strange creatures. They weren't demons, but they DEFINITELY could NOT pass off as humans. He quickly dispatched them and was about to walk off, but then he heard a voice behind him.

"Impressive work, demon." The voice said.

Vergil unsheathed Yamato and turned around to see a black man with an eye patch, dressed in all black leather. He was unfazed by the fact that there was a deadly, demonic blade a few centimeters away from his nose.

"There is a crisis happening. Those things you just killed? Aliens of a completely different dimension. We are at war. And we need soldiers to fight in that war. So we need you." He said.

"Fine then. It could be fun. But who are you?" Vergil asked the man.

"My name is Nick Fury. Come on, I have a basic team I'd like to introduce you to. They'll be your teammates." He said.

The two got on a jet, going to a giant air carrier and Fury led Vergil to something of a conference room, where 4 people, well, to be more exact, 3 people and some form of mutant hedgehog, were beating the living shit out of a guy in a red ninja suit.

"I have a bad feeling about this team..." Vergil said.

"That's enough! I'm sick of your motherfucking fighting on this motherfucking carrier!" Fury shouted.

"Ha! Snakes on a plane reference! Clever, writer." Deadpool said, until a vent fell off the roof and hit him.

"Introductions are in order. This is the last member of your team. Vergil Sparda." Nick Fury said.

"What, this old, decrepit man is going to help us? What's he gonna do, whack the bad guy's hands with that cane of his?" Vegeta said, arrogantly.

Vergil unsheathed the sword and fired a judgment cut, cutting into Vegeta's armor and chest, "I'm 30." He said

"Impressive. I'm Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Life Form. The arrogant bastard there is Vegeta "Prince of all Saiyans". The guy in the red outfit with the shades on is Alucard, The Vampire King. The guy with the interesting haircut is Jin Kazama and the dumbass ninja here is Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth." The Hedgehog said.

"I have a feeling I won't get along well with him." Vergil said.

"Probably not. I don't get along well with people who are power-obsessed and get made into bitches by demon gods. Let's face it, halfway through DMC3, everything went downhill for you." Deadpool said, before getting turned into a giant blood stain on the wall by Vergil.

"Well then, here's what we know. There seem to be 5 generators that are opening portals allowing the aliens to get through. Take those out, we win." Fury said.

"Let's go!" Deadpool shouted, doing a badass pose with his guns.

"I killed you!" Vergil shouted.