This popped into my head after checking out the infamous My Immortal Aka the google dubbed worst fanfic ever….

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Voldemort gasped." Oh no not this again ! AVADA KEDAVRA !".

A bright flash of green showed across the screen. All over the world people stood up, cheered, clapped and cheered some more.

Harry glanced at the headlines of the new Daily Prophet.

Dark Lord destroys worst muggle fanfic !

He placed the paper down on the table were Hermione and Ron were eating. This had been the biggest news to reach Hogwarts since Bellatrix's " I killed the wrong Black " story.

" Maybe he's not as evil as I thought " Harry mused.

Ron looked up from his almost finished third plate of breakfast. " Who?".

Harry smiled. " You know who " He laughed at his little joke. Unfortunately Ron didn't quite get it.

" No, I don't know who, Harry " Ron argued.

Hermione rolled her eyes. " No, he didn't mean you know who, he meant You Know Who". Ron looked as confused as ever. " Not you know as in you know who, You Know Who as in Voldemort".

Ron gasped. " Hermione ! please don't say the name, say You Know Who instead ".

Hermione gritted her teeth. " Right, Ronald " She muttered. " Because everyone would automatically know what " you know who " stood for ".

" exactly " Ron insisted. Hermione shook her head. She stood up and poured her morning pumpkin juice on him. She needed to let cool down and the only place would be the library. She hurried out of the Great Hall as fast as she could.

Harry had watched the whole thing, and was doing his best not to laugh at Ron.

" Mental that One I'm telling ya " Ron stated before digging into another plate of food.

" Right, because Mione is the mental one in this trio " Harry stated with much sarcasm. Ron didn't quite catch the sarcasm though.

" She's been like this all week " Ron muttered.

" Tell me about it " Harry said remembering the lump he had received earlier that morning from Hermione.

*meanwhile*

Draco Malfoy sneered to himself. " I'll be a bigger Hero than Potter and Voldemort ever were " He had a brilliant idea. " Avada Kedavra " The bright flash of green shot out of his wand, it was aimed towards something that read in misty letters Twilight.

AN : the song My Immortal by Evanescence is beautiful, the fanfiction's or sonfics using the song have some key excellent ones….the notorious " You Know Who " My Immortal…ha, I was told to check it out by one of my writing editors. I lost twenty IQ points and I immeditaly thought " Avada Kedavra this piece of " AS I was saying, I do not own Hp nor the muggle written fanfic that inspired this. Btw: That last bit was for the ungoing war between some potterheads and twihards I see popping up on the internet all the time !

Tell me what you think !