(Author's Note: I do not own anybody that is written here nor will I ever, but mark my words I HAVE had these dreams, all about different animes and I thought I might as well see what other people think. As far as me always having an blue NYPD officer uniform don't ask me but I always seem to wind up in it in each dream.)



I woke up and found myself lying on the metal floor. I slowly stood up and dusted myself off. I checked my pockets to see if I dropped my wallet but instead I found a magnum revolver. I finally pulled out my wallet to see my identification to the New York Police Department. I could tell ya now I was getting pretty freaked out. I walked slowly looking around the dark room with my gun out. Even though I didn't know squat about guns, I felt like I should just in case. I found a doorway and looked around outside. I stepped out and started to go left when..

"Woof!"

My heart almost jumped out of my chest as I fell down in fear. I scrambled to my feet to see a dog. I sighed in relief as I saw it waggin' it's tail. I knelt down and petted it.

"Sheesh, ya gave me a jump there." I said as I chuckled a bit. I stood up and turned around and started to head in that direction when.

"HIII!!!" A girl greeted.

"YAAAA!!!!" I screamed. I fell flat on my butt on the hard cold floor as I put my hand over my heart.

"I swear, anymore of these scares and I'm a goner!" I exclaimed. The girl slightly tilted her head.

"Who are you?"

"I'm-I'm Gian Carlo." I answered. Slowly getting up.

"Too long, Ed call you Gian Cop!" She said happily as the dog barked. I couldn't believe what was happening. I was close to a near heart attack and the girl didn't give a darn.

"Alright, listen I need to talk to the owner of the ship. Do you know where I can find that person?" I asked tiredly.

"Who wants to know?" I turned around to see yet another person who I've seen on television. It was Spike. I judging by the look he had, I could tell I had some explaining to do.

"What are you doing here?" He asked. I was about to tell him what I knew.which was pretty farfetched. I mean come on, who in their down right mind would believe that I woke up here. But before I could say anything I saw that he spotted something that made my heart stop. He saw my badge.

"You're a cop huh?" He asked lighting a cigarette. I was done for! I mean I didn't even remember that they don't really take kindly to police here.

"D-don't get me wrong here! I come in peace!.I-I didn't come to arrest anybody! Honest!" I exclaimed trying to explain to him. I could see him loading his gun. I was seeing my whole life flash through my eyes. (Yeah like 15 years is a lot)

"P-please! This isn't even my jurisdiction!!" I yelled shutting my eyes. I could hear him load the gun. I was a gonner for sure! I mean I couldn't even reach for my magnum. (What'd I tell ya? I didn't know squat about guns let alone shoot one.) Suddenly after about a few seconds I slowly opened my eyes. I had the gun pointed at me alright. But something remarkable happened. Edward was standing in front of me preventing any harm to come to me.

"Stop Spike Person! Gian Cop is good! Ed saw him do nothing wrong!" She protested. I tell ya, I have never been o happy to see Ed in my life.

"Ed get out of the way! He's a cop probably a spy!" Spike yelled. A spy? I never exactly pictured myself as a spy.

"Spike Person! Ed knows he's a good person, please Ed knows!" She pleaded. If you look closely you could have seen me praying. Well with my life hanging on the shoulder's of a 13 year old hacker could you blame me? He sighed and put his gun away.

"We can't let him go, he's probably going to go blabbing out where we are and we still need repairs!" Spike yelled. I started to cover my ears.

"Spike would you stop yelling, let's just take him with us." Faye said rolling over on a couch. Ed jumped up in delight. She literally clung to my neck. I know she was happy but it was gonna cost me my throat!

"Ed..ED!.choking..me!!!" I choked out. She finally let go and landed on the floor. She smiled sheepishly.

"Don't try anything funny or else we'll sick Ed on you." Jet joked as he walked by. I only sighed as I leaned against a wall regaining my breathe.

"Woof!"

"ARGH!!" I yelled again as I spun around. I grumbled when I saw the dog again.

"Don't worry Gian Cop, it's just Ein!" Ed assured me. I adjusted my tie and sighed in relief. Suddenly the Cowboy Bebop shook violently. I lost my footing and fell to the ground head first. I groaned a bit as I heard Jet's voice.

"Spike get over here! I need a hand!"

I opened my eyes slowly to see Ed.

"Gian Cop!" She smiled happily. I just groaned some more. It was gonna be a long trip.