A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, who somehow had humans even thou like the hell right? Anyway, there was this planet that is like Japan but with districts and monsters that you put in your pocket and stuff. So like, there was this kid who had growth problems so he stayed 10 forever, also everyone he knew never really aged… never mind so he be like "I have this electric monster mouse thing that I keep calling by the name of its species and think we are best friends when the kid makes him fight other monsters until they faint and leaving them in the wild to die and or capture and enslave them…
So anyhow he was walking on this road ye? And there was this, umm, center where in you put your morbidly wounded monsters and then all their wounds heal and then you make them fight them. So he enters, ye? And there is this lady with pink hair and she be like "bitch put your balls in the basket" and he was like what that is like sexual and I be 10 but the girl with pink hair says like "put you monsters in the basket" and he be like k.
So anyhow the monsters heal and then the mouse says like "pika!" because he is afraid and there was this cat that can talk but he doesn't fight other monsters and he like "give me your balls" and now you be like "you already wrote that joke. And it was not funny the first time because sexual assault is never funny" and I be like "omergerd let me say ma story" and then like the cat takes his balls that are actually little prison cells for monsters.
So they chase the cat because he stole their balls and then the mouse be like "ammafirinmalazor" but no one understands him because he be like "ho look at me im so cute" and no one takes him seriously but then he misses the cat that goes on a rocket that is lunched into space. The rocket was a team. They are aliens. Anyway so the kid be like "I need spaceship!" and like there are these aliens that hear him and say to him like "man I am look sky-waltzer and this is the century pigeon and like" but the kid enters the spaceship and catches the tech who is actually a sentient creature. So he steals the spaceship and finds the cat and the rocket team and they like "give me my balls back!" but then they are censored, because balls.
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