The visitor
Dib, Zim, and Surgi were preparing on going to the airport to pick up Dib's cousin… His name of course was Aries Dib and Dib himself had taught him everything he knew.
They even looked like twins except Aries chose to wear a dull green shirt with a gold semi face on it and a dark gray trench coat…
Zim: Who is this again??
Dib: I already told you… His name is ARIES!!
Surgi: *looking into his gym bag making sure he had plenty of romance novels and art supplies* Aha… So he's a ram? As in a Mountian Goat? I once watched one off those fall of a cliff on the Discovery channel. Heh
Zim: *becoming fully alert at this moment* A GOAT??!! I've read up on these stink creatures and it had better not try to eat my Lab!!
Dib: Damnit Zim! He's a human!! Do not make fun of my cousin, or suffer my wrath!!!
Zim: *perking up his antennae then letting one tilt slightly downward* I knew that.
Dib: Well, we had better go!
Surgi: Wait! I've got to go get my nachos!! *Runs into the kitchen and comes back with his nachos and a thermos* Ok, I'm ready to rock!
Zim: okay then. *climbs into the trash can then Surgi then Dib*
Surgi lands on Zim's lap coincidentally…
Zim: *smiling a devious grin* Did ya miss me already babeh?
Dib: *looking on with authority* Am I going to have to break this up again?
Zim and Surgi exchange glances and run full speed to the voot runner and Surgi quickly presses the open button and gets in then closes the door instantly just as a loud thump is heard and Zim's muffled monotone voice "You shall pay…"
Surgi: *opening the door once more* Oh sorry I didn't know you was there!
Zim: Yes you did!
Dib: *lastly getting in the Voot runner* Zim, you're lucky I installed this Transforming Device! *and presses a button and the Voot Runner transforms into a Black Chrysler Minivan (Just like on Transformers)
Surgi: I get to sit in the back and enjoy x-rated novels! *hops in backseat*
Dib: That boy needs a hobby!
Zim: *smiles* I know. That's why he's got me! *gets in the back with Surgi*
Dib starts up the minivan and it goes through a series of tunnels and then a panel with fake grass on it lifts up and the minivan emits a strong revving sound and becomes airborne landing effectively on a road that eventually leads to the highway…
Soon a small baby blue color car pulls up beside then and Keefe is seen with the window rolled down waving at zim…
Surgi: *getting annoyed* Oh no you don't! *and gets a small tear gas bomb from his satchel and tosses it into the open window causing the driver to swerve from side to side and Keefe to hold his stinging eyes and scream*
Dib: Surgi, are you terrorizing motorists again?
Surgi: *Seeing Dib's stern look in the rear view mirror* Umm, no?
Dib: WRONG ANSWER!! *and presses a button and seat belts wrap around Surgi tightly* You're gonna stay like that until I think of a better way to punish you!
Zim: heheh… you'll have to learn not to test Dib's patience! After all he is crazy!
Dib: Zim, you don't want to get on my bad side again, now do you?
Zim: Hmm… let me think YES!!! *Kicks Dib's seat*
Dib: Quit it alien!! I'm trying to drive!!
2 hours later…
Surgi has finally been released from his seat belt cocoon and is now singing along to Cd playing called Adeema…
Dib: *Watching a Semi pass then hears noise coming from the back seat*
"Zim, stop messing with my pants!! I'm reading!" *Tosses a book at zim which hits him on the head*
"Oh Now you're going to get it!!"
*tackling sounds are heard*
Dib: Don't make me stop this car!!
Suddenly the car stops…
Zim/Surgi: What'd we do?!
Dib: We're at the airport… Hopefully I can find a good parking space!
Zim/Surgi: Oh.
Zim: Hey look!! There's a spot!
A car cuts in front of them and Dib rolls down his window with intentions of cussing them out…
Dib: Jerk!! Why don't you park that ugly piece of aluminum somewhere else, like the local Dump!!
Suddenly Sponge Bob Square Pants appears…
Sponge Bob: Hey guys! Looking for a parking space? You can have mine!! Now where is it? Was it over there? No… Hmm *rubs his chin*
Dib: Well where is it, you freaking piece of crap??
Sponge Bob: Oh Silly me… I SWAM to the airport today!
Dib: Enough of this!! I'm takin you out!! *And peels out turning the van to face Sponge Bob and Dib presses a button on the console marked with a bulls eye then a mini laser cannon appears from above the front bumper and shoots Sponge Bob turning him to ash*
Surgi: heheheh… Idiotic sponge!!
Zim: Mwahahahaha!! Another victory for the Irken Armada!!
Dib: Irken Armada? I thought I made you give up world domination! You better have!
Zim: umm yes I did! *smiles sinisterly*
Soon they are in the Airport…
Surgi and Zim are watching the baggage go on the conveyor belt and Surgi pushes Zim on the conveyor belt laughing evilly watching as Zim goes through on of those chute thingies…
Zim: *Landing in the room where they load the airplanes* Surgi is so going to get it now!! *growls things under his breath as the confused staff watch him leave*
Surgi: *Talking with Dib* Which port do we have to go to find Aries?
Dib: port 52. Hey, Where's Zim?
Surgi: Uhhh he said he had a mighty need to do something…
Dib: but that usually takes hours and he's right beside you!
Zim: Mighty need my Antennae! I'm going to get you back Surgi, When you least suspect it an when I do you're just gonna have to deal with it!
Surgi: Aheheh… We'd better go find this Aries thingy now…
Dib: *getting annoyed* HE'S A HUMAN!!
Soon Port 52 is found…
A figure walks up to them that has black hair with a spike of his hair hanging down
Somewhat on one side of his face and wearing afore mentioned outfit…
Aries Dib: It took you guys long enough!
Surgi: Well you know the routine… I had to get some pepper spray from the express mart back there just in case.
Dib: Surgi! What did I say about making fun of Aries?
Aries: yeah, back off alien scum!!
Zim: Leave my friend alone, human jerk off!!
Dib; Ok, Ok guys! Enough of this… let's go back to the van and find some place to eat at…
Surgi: *giving Aries dib a noogie and making his hair look shaggy and unkempt then rubbing his hand on his shirt* man,how many gallons of gel do you have in your hair anyways?
Aries: THAT'S IT!! *Tackles Surgi to the ground and they wrestle for a little while*
Surgi: *Who is now under Aries Dib at the moment* Awwww, I didn't know you cared!!
and smiles then kisses him and after that knees him in the crotch and gets up
Dib, Zim, and Surgi were preparing on going to the airport to pick up Dib's cousin… His name of course was Aries Dib and Dib himself had taught him everything he knew.
They even looked like twins except Aries chose to wear a dull green shirt with a gold semi face on it and a dark gray trench coat…
Zim: Who is this again??
Dib: I already told you… His name is ARIES!!
Surgi: *looking into his gym bag making sure he had plenty of romance novels and art supplies* Aha… So he's a ram? As in a Mountian Goat? I once watched one off those fall of a cliff on the Discovery channel. Heh
Zim: *becoming fully alert at this moment* A GOAT??!! I've read up on these stink creatures and it had better not try to eat my Lab!!
Dib: Damnit Zim! He's a human!! Do not make fun of my cousin, or suffer my wrath!!!
Zim: *perking up his antennae then letting one tilt slightly downward* I knew that.
Dib: Well, we had better go!
Surgi: Wait! I've got to go get my nachos!! *Runs into the kitchen and comes back with his nachos and a thermos* Ok, I'm ready to rock!
Zim: okay then. *climbs into the trash can then Surgi then Dib*
Surgi lands on Zim's lap coincidentally…
Zim: *smiling a devious grin* Did ya miss me already babeh?
Dib: *looking on with authority* Am I going to have to break this up again?
Zim and Surgi exchange glances and run full speed to the voot runner and Surgi quickly presses the open button and gets in then closes the door instantly just as a loud thump is heard and Zim's muffled monotone voice "You shall pay…"
Surgi: *opening the door once more* Oh sorry I didn't know you was there!
Zim: Yes you did!
Dib: *lastly getting in the Voot runner* Zim, you're lucky I installed this Transforming Device! *and presses a button and the Voot Runner transforms into a Black Chrysler Minivan (Just like on Transformers)
Surgi: I get to sit in the back and enjoy x-rated novels! *hops in backseat*
Dib: That boy needs a hobby!
Zim: *smiles* I know. That's why he's got me! *gets in the back with Surgi*
Dib starts up the minivan and it goes through a series of tunnels and then a panel with fake grass on it lifts up and the minivan emits a strong revving sound and becomes airborne landing effectively on a road that eventually leads to the highway…
Soon a small baby blue color car pulls up beside then and Keefe is seen with the window rolled down waving at zim…
Surgi: *getting annoyed* Oh no you don't! *and gets a small tear gas bomb from his satchel and tosses it into the open window causing the driver to swerve from side to side and Keefe to hold his stinging eyes and scream*
Dib: Surgi, are you terrorizing motorists again?
Surgi: *Seeing Dib's stern look in the rear view mirror* Umm, no?
Dib: WRONG ANSWER!! *and presses a button and seat belts wrap around Surgi tightly* You're gonna stay like that until I think of a better way to punish you!
Zim: heheh… you'll have to learn not to test Dib's patience! After all he is crazy!
Dib: Zim, you don't want to get on my bad side again, now do you?
Zim: Hmm… let me think YES!!! *Kicks Dib's seat*
Dib: Quit it alien!! I'm trying to drive!!
2 hours later…
Surgi has finally been released from his seat belt cocoon and is now singing along to Cd playing called Adeema…
Dib: *Watching a Semi pass then hears noise coming from the back seat*
"Zim, stop messing with my pants!! I'm reading!" *Tosses a book at zim which hits him on the head*
"Oh Now you're going to get it!!"
*tackling sounds are heard*
Dib: Don't make me stop this car!!
Suddenly the car stops…
Zim/Surgi: What'd we do?!
Dib: We're at the airport… Hopefully I can find a good parking space!
Zim/Surgi: Oh.
Zim: Hey look!! There's a spot!
A car cuts in front of them and Dib rolls down his window with intentions of cussing them out…
Dib: Jerk!! Why don't you park that ugly piece of aluminum somewhere else, like the local Dump!!
Suddenly Sponge Bob Square Pants appears…
Sponge Bob: Hey guys! Looking for a parking space? You can have mine!! Now where is it? Was it over there? No… Hmm *rubs his chin*
Dib: Well where is it, you freaking piece of crap??
Sponge Bob: Oh Silly me… I SWAM to the airport today!
Dib: Enough of this!! I'm takin you out!! *And peels out turning the van to face Sponge Bob and Dib presses a button on the console marked with a bulls eye then a mini laser cannon appears from above the front bumper and shoots Sponge Bob turning him to ash*
Surgi: heheheh… Idiotic sponge!!
Zim: Mwahahahaha!! Another victory for the Irken Armada!!
Dib: Irken Armada? I thought I made you give up world domination! You better have!
Zim: umm yes I did! *smiles sinisterly*
Soon they are in the Airport…
Surgi and Zim are watching the baggage go on the conveyor belt and Surgi pushes Zim on the conveyor belt laughing evilly watching as Zim goes through on of those chute thingies…
Zim: *Landing in the room where they load the airplanes* Surgi is so going to get it now!! *growls things under his breath as the confused staff watch him leave*
Surgi: *Talking with Dib* Which port do we have to go to find Aries?
Dib: port 52. Hey, Where's Zim?
Surgi: Uhhh he said he had a mighty need to do something…
Dib: but that usually takes hours and he's right beside you!
Zim: Mighty need my Antennae! I'm going to get you back Surgi, When you least suspect it an when I do you're just gonna have to deal with it!
Surgi: Aheheh… We'd better go find this Aries thingy now…
Dib: *getting annoyed* HE'S A HUMAN!!
Soon Port 52 is found…
A figure walks up to them that has black hair with a spike of his hair hanging down
Somewhat on one side of his face and wearing afore mentioned outfit…
Aries Dib: It took you guys long enough!
Surgi: Well you know the routine… I had to get some pepper spray from the express mart back there just in case.
Dib: Surgi! What did I say about making fun of Aries?
Aries: yeah, back off alien scum!!
Zim: Leave my friend alone, human jerk off!!
Dib; Ok, Ok guys! Enough of this… let's go back to the van and find some place to eat at…
Surgi: *giving Aries dib a noogie and making his hair look shaggy and unkempt then rubbing his hand on his shirt* man,how many gallons of gel do you have in your hair anyways?
Aries: THAT'S IT!! *Tackles Surgi to the ground and they wrestle for a little while*
Surgi: *Who is now under Aries Dib at the moment* Awwww, I didn't know you cared!!
and smiles then kisses him and after that knees him in the crotch and gets up