I Less Than Three You
AN: Alright, so this is up on AO3, but I'll put it up here as well... for now. I like AO3 more to be honest, but well! XD
It's a CollegeHumanstuck!AU. Focusing on Sollux mostly, but there will be SolKar later on. And this chapter is quite short, because it's just the intro. The others will be longer!
And I dedicate this to be absolutely best and dearest friend, Hayato/KK/. For being my friend! We'll soon be reunited and bitching at each other again!
Chapter 1 - It's hard
If you asked Sollux Captor to explain how a human being worked he would immediately start comparing the human body with a complex computer program that consists of a huge clusterfuck of various scripts.
How did all internal functions really work? How did the blood get pushed the right direction? How did the heart know how often to beat? How do humans just automatically adjust to breathing?
It didn't matter how much he had read about it, Sollux still liked to imagine that perhaps humans were all programmed, in a way. He could certainly see all of the for-, if- and while-loops that kept things running properly.
It was logical, wasn't it? As if everyone ran on the same scripts. Of course there was some people who didn't work the same, people who suffered from various sicknesses and such.
Sickness. Couldn't that be compared to an error? There were errors that could be fixed, small errors you could live with... and of course there was fatal errors. Really bad ones.
So doctors had to be the programmers of the human body. They did the debugging and repairing when something decided to crash.
It all made sense! At least to Sollux.
He understood computers more than he understood humans, perhaps that was why he was trying to compare his "fellow" humans with computers. That would give him some way to relate to others.
But it wasn't easy.
Oh God no, it wasn't easy at all.
It was hard growing up with all those thoughts. It was hard and no one understood.
AN: As said, short intro was short.
Hold on. There will be more and longer chapters. I'm not gonna say anything about how fast I'll be updating because school is pretty much suffocating me with work right now.
Hope you'll enjoy!