Ashelin- that one girl who first helped me realise aggressive, bad ass girl are hot
Brutter- that one guy who for some inconceivable reason thinks that putting a fat ass lurker on my zoomer, who might I add enjoy running around the zoomer more than actually getting on it, won't change the handling at all
Captain Phoenix- that one guy I've spent way too much time punching, as he just casually stands there and takes it
Damas- that one guy who is a total dick to outsiders, he's also a total dick to his son, I mean sure he didn't know I was his son, but he could have been a little nicer in general, I am after all doing all his chores for him, so I deserve a little respect
Elite Guard- that one group of Krimzon guards that for some reason, despite their name, dress in yellow, for some reason I've always called them bumblebee guards, not completely sure why, but it's stuck
Farmer- that one guy who isn't smart enough to put a gate on his pasture, because it's just way too much work to take an hour out of the twenty-four/seven napping schedule
Gol- that one guy who should know better than to fuck with heros, dumb ass
Haven City- that one place that was worth fighting for, then it kind of got overran, so I vote we move to Spargas
Invisibility- that one thing Jak can do for some reason, but becomes useless during the part where you have to turn invisible to not get shocked on the polls when you have invincibility, they try their hardest to kill me, but I am too powerful, mwhahaha
Jak- that one guy who made up my either childhood and no matter how good games may get, he will always have a special place in my heart
Keria- that one girl who somehow can teleport to the A-Grav zoomer, even if you didn't open the portal for her, I swear she has dark powers
Lighting Moles- those group of animals that are so incredibly cute and at the same time annoying, why won't they just go in the hole, you'd think they'd want to go in the hole and not casually run over it, screw you too
Muse- that one animal that I'd trade Daxter for any day, no kidding, I want one
Naughty Dog- that one game creator I used to love until they ditched Jak, don't get me wrong I still love them, but no matter how great The Last of Us or Uncharted is, it will never be as special to me as Jak
Ottsel- that one animal breed I kinda wish was mute, sometimes, okay maybe all the time, maybe if he wasn't so sassy that would help
Precursor- that one race that I truthfully liked way more when I thought they were just cool looking statues, just saying
Quests- that one thing that make the world go round, because for some reason no one else in know how to do anything other than walk around and get ran over by me or die, most likely because of me
Rayn- that one chick whose mother I really need to talk to, I mean did she sleep with Krew when he looked like he did, or was he once attractive, or is he somehow asexual, maybe she was really drunk
Spider cave- that one level that will always be my favorite stage in the first game for some unexplainable reason
Tess- that one chick that still looked really good as an ottsel, somehow, not like I"m into furries or anything
Uncle- that one guy that somehow looks more like me then my father and I doubt is even related to me, I've got a few theories about that one
Veger-
Weapons- that one thing Jak and Daxter wouldn't be as good with
X- that one game that I get overly pissed off at, less than Jak to, but still royally pissed off, why can't everyone stop shooting me(trust me, this isn't cheating)
Yakow- that one animal that I really want to have as a pet, I don't care if they don't exist, I want one
Zoomer- that one thing I always crash and blow up, I can't help it, it's a gift
I recently went through all of my old poems and I've been thinking about redoing some of them and since Jak is still my favorite series, I thought it deserved my attention. If you are familiar with my other poems, both the A-Z poems and the haikus, I'm planning on rewriting most of them or at least correcting them, I have some that I never even started, and some that I did start but never finish. I've worked some on my A-Z Prototype, but since I haven't played the games in the longest time, it's hard to write about them, hopefully I will post that someday though. Either way, I hope you enjoyed this and to those who understand the jokes, I hope this brought a smile to your face and maybe even the urge to play the games all over again. As alway, thank you so much for reading and feel free to PM me, comment, and favorite. Also, I'm always up for suggestions for poems, if I haven't played the game and you think it's worth my life, I'm always up for game suggestions. Once again, thank you so much for reading!