(Author's Note: This story takes place before Margaret goes to college; I could not think of a way to work in her story line. This story will have Mordecai and Rigby in several 2013 movie parodies. If you want to see a 2013 movie parodied in this FanFiction, feel free to request it in a review. I plan on doing several movie parodies like Iron Man 3, The Conjuring, We're The Millers, The Great Gatsby, Star Trek etc.)

"Mordecai, Rigby!" Benson shouted across the hall.

"Oh boy," said Mordecai, "here comes Benson to yell at us...again."

"Aw man," groaned Rigby, "this is like the bajillionth time this week."

Benson stormed into the room sweating profusely. Though, he looked less angry and more stressed out. In his hands he held two heavy canvas bags with the words "Movies in Bulk" written on them.

"Guys," began Benson, "I need you to watch a few movies."

"Did someone replace your gumballs with BuzzBallz again?" Rigby asked, confused. The last thing he ever expected Benson to tell them was to relax.

"Seriously Benson, are you okay?" Mordecai asked.

"Yes, I'm fine," said Benson, "We're gonna face East Pines on Movie Mania next week and I need you guys to be ready."

"We're gonna be on TV?" Rigby asked with a spark of excitement flashing in his eyes.

"Ugh…yes Rigby," said Benson annoyed at Rigby's focus on being a self-proclaimed "TV Star." "And unless you want to embarrass yourself and the park, you'd better watch these movies." Benson placed the bag on the living room floor in front of the two slackers. "Now watch these movies or you're…wait, can I really fire you for not watching movies? Ah what the hell; OR YOU'RE FIRED!" Benson took the second bag and went upstairs to watch the movies inside.

"Dude, we get to watch movies for work," said Rigby, "isn't that awesome?"

"Dude, there's like fifty-something movies in here," said Mordecai, taking a few cases out of the bag. The cases were thin and black with only a white sticker with black sharpie as a label.

"What is this?" asked Rigby taking a case out of the bag and looking at the title. "Hansel and Gretel? Are these movies or baby books?"

"You've got your thumb on the label," said Mordecai before Rigby moved his thumb off the label. "It says: Hansel and Gretel…Witch Hunters? Rated R for… violence, gore, nudity and language ?"

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Rigby.

"Let's watch this one first," Mordecai said, quickly taking the movie out and putting it in the player. Once the DVD was in the player, the television flashed white a few times and then the unthinkable happened.

A vortex opened up inside the television and the two slackers found themselves holding onto the couch with all of their strength. Their bodies were fully horizontal as the vortex tried to suck them both in. Rigby was able to climb over and behind the couch, which for some reason wasn't being sucked into the powerful vortex. Mordecai, however was pulled into the vortex.

"Mordecai!" Rigby screamed before jumping into the vortex after Mordecai.

The view of the living room sank as they both fell backwards into a tunnel of flashing images and blue light. This hadn't been the first time they'd been sucked into a vortex, but it certainly didn't seem any easier. Rigby dove down the tunnel to catch Mordecai before the tunnel suddenly split in two and sent both of them flying into different directions.

After being separated from Rigby, Mordecai found himself floating for a few seconds before falling flat on his stomach.

"Hansel…you okay?" A female voice suddenly flooded Mordecai's ears, confusing him to no end.

Mordecai got up and looked around. He noticed that he was suddenly in a dingy old cabin in the woods. The place looked like it had been abandoned since Boy George had a career, and the floor was covered in dead leaves and cobwebs.

"Hansel," said the voice again, starting to sound familiar to Mordecai, "you think the witch will be back soon?" Mordecai turned around to see a face that was far from unfamiliar to him. It was Margaret, dressed in black leather and carrying a crossbow.

"Margaret?" Mordecai asked, confused as to why Margaret was wearing that outfit, "I didn't know you were into bondage."

"Who's Margaret?" said the woman who was apparently not Margaret. "Did the witch already curse you? MY-NAME-IS-GRETAL…I-AM-YOUR-SISTER. YOUR NAME IS HANSEL."

"Hansel? Wha…" Mordecai said to himself, feeling shocked. Finally, he realized what was going on. "Oh crap…I'M STUCK IN THE MOVIE!"