Title: Cause and Affect

Author: Hairann

Prompt: Heartbroken Challenge

Rating: T

Genre: Poetry, Comedy

Word count: 434

Summary: Title is intended, not a typo. This was done for the Valentine's Day challenge on Unsung Heros.


"It wasn't fair," I grumbled out loud

in fact I am certain she fouled.

To each of them she had given a gift

but me she decided to stiff.

Why was I the one left out?

"Really now, what was that about?"

What had I done to deserve such pain?

Why did I lose while the others gain?

...

To the priestess she had given a handmade doll

into which she had put her all.

Handcrafted it was with love and care

that even I couldn't help but stare.

Hair made from yarn and eyes black thread

her bright red smile filled me with dread.

Did she not know the pain her exclusion could cause

when she walked passed me without a pause?

...

To each head of the beast a salt lick she gave

knowing it was what they both did crave.

One foot by one foot the gift was in size

and now the dragon I began to despise.

A lift they offered and her pillow they were

but I had done much more for her.

Her disregard had made me heartbroken

when all it would have taken was a small token.

...

To the runt she gave a piece of art

an image of their faces surrounded by a heart.

Rosy cheeks and bright eyes aglow

with an "I Heart You" written below.

Done in watercolors, she painted so well

causing my old heart to swell.

"If only a picture she would draw for me,

then I would not feel so miserably."

...

Then came our lord and she smiled so bright

powerful enough to give his heart flight.

"For you my lord, who already has it all,

the perfect gift is hard to call.

And so I thought and thought some more

about what you haven't already had before.

So for you, I have a ticket for one day

where you can do nothing, but play."

...

That was it, the end of her list

and unable to bare it I balled my hand into a fist.

Passed over I was; it was true

never before had I been so blue.

Being there I could stand no more

and through the woods I tore.

But I did not get far away

before she was calling for me to stay.

...

"Silly master Jaken

you have not been forgotten.

All day and night I toiled away

that you'll like it, I did pray.

So to you I give the best gift of all

a life size Lord Sesshoumaru doll.

And now there's but one thing left to say

Happy Valentine's Day!"