Mitch Murphy's Crush!
Kevin's friend from across the street was walking right over to the Mccallister house, when
he was knocking on the door, Kevin's older sister Minnie Mccallister opens the door and
said to now lovestruck Mitch who was now a little speechless.
"Oh, it's you Mitch Kevin's not here right now, he's out with dad playing hockey at the ice ring."
Poor Mitch was still speechless while staring at Linnie and her hot body!
He was now having a fantasy about her at the beach wearing a really tight sexy bikini, swimming
in the occean, giving her mouth to mouth resuscitation on her shiny metal braces to, but suddenly
the fantasy ends when Linnie waving her hand in his face and saying.
"Hello? is anyone in there?"
Mitch who was back into reality says to Linnie.
"Oh uh, tell Kevin i'll call him later, by the way Linnie you have nice shiny braces."
He now goe's back to his house to write a love poem about Linnie Mccallister, when Mitch had left the porch, Linnie said right before shutting the front door.
"What a weirdo."
As he was now inside his bedroom he then starts to write the poem about Linnie, and it said.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, you're braces are mighty shiny I love you so... munch i'll give you
some frute punch, you really rock my cock a doodle doo, Woo! Woo!" after he was done writing
he puts his poem about her in his pocket and was now thinking.
"Man, i'm such a good poet and I don't even know it."
at first he wanted to give it to her right away but he decided to have some ice cream first, he
proably might just give it to her later when Kevin got back from hockey.
The End.