Pokemon Jokes

by zxrnzx

Some random jokes I've heard before. I didn't come up with them and I was told to rate it M. Review and also give jokes.

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Authors note: Jokes I've heard in my life, even though I probably shouldn't understand them because of age, but of course no one really care. I Don't own pokemon.

Hey Ash, Want to touch my pokeballs? =0

Did you ever notice that all pokemon professors all have names of sturdy trees, STURDY TREES! Oak, Burch, and the others.

Littleroot=Small trees. The small tree has little roots.

Professor oak likes to give kids his pokeballs, all the kids in town.

Ash's dad, who is it? Mr mime, Giovanni, Pro Oak =O

Brock stalks/watches ash during his whole life.

Ash is forever young. So Screw you real time!

Givanni is leader of two thing. TWO, THINGS!

Oak: Hey ash, I have a new pokemon called stich, it uses two pokeballs to keep it contained, it can evolve when it uses harden, and the only other move it uses is string shot. Oak has a creepy smile when he says this.

Authors note 2: I ran out of time writing this I have to go somewhere so review and I will also post your creepy jokes.