Mickey Carson and Kitty Zinn have been best friends ever since The Ridonculous Race. They have done everything together, go to carnivals, bring Mickey to the doctor, go to lunch, go to the doctor for Mikey's food poisoning, go to baseball games, and go to the doctor for when they caught a foul ball after it hit Mickey right on the fucking head. Good times. "Mom, Dad, Emma, I need some advice". Kitty told her family after she came home from walking Mickey home because he was on painkillers. "Kitty, it's okay if you made out with a girl on a dare. I've kissed a boy on a dare." Kitty's father told her. "T-that's not what I needed to know." Kitty told her father who was now embarrassed. "I have been hanging out with Mickey, and I think I want to be more than friends. I want to start dating." Kitty revealed. "That's wonderful, sweetie. The first thing you need to know is suck dick first ask questions later." Her mom advised. Everyone's jaw dropped. "What the FUCK, Melissa?!" The Father shouted. "No, what you need to do is start out with going on a romantic date, and THEN suck his dick." Emma counter-acted. "What is wrong with this family?! Jesus. What you need to do is start out with a simple date, like going out to lunch at the mall. Next, go out on a ROMANTIC date. Then you can decide what to do from there." Her dad instructed. "Honestly Dan, that is very cliché." Melissa told her husband. "That's perfect! Thanks, Daddy! *hug* *peck on the cheek*. Kitty did as she walked to her room to text Mickey.

(in her room, the texts read)

K: Mickey, I've wanted to ask you something.

M: What is it, Kitty?

K: Do you want to be a little more than friends?

M: Honestly, I do. You're very funny, smart, and let's face it: you're hotter than your sister!

K: Your so sweet! Also, I made a bet with Emma, that if our boyfriends said that we were hotter than the other, the loser would give the winner $50.

M: *laughing* That's awesome.

K: I know. What say you and I go on a little date to the food court at the mall? My treat.

M: sounds good. See you at 12:45?

K: Sure. See you in 4 hours.

M: see you then too. Bye!

K: Bye!

*end of texting scene* (transitioning to Mickey's house where we see our ''hero'', walking in to see his parents and his twin brother, Jay in the living room.)

"Hey guys, I'm going on my first date!" Mickey told his family in excitement. His family cheered for him. I need to find some nice shirts for my date with Kitty, so mom, can you take me to Stage? The unlucky boy asked his mom who was crying in tears as she waited years to hear those words. "Manny, I'm taking your car." She told her husband. "Okay, Karen." Manny agreed to his wife. The mother and son left. "I'm happy for Mickey." Jay told his father. "Between you and me Jay, I honestly though Mickey was gay.

After shopping for shirts for his date, Karen and Mickey went home so Mickey could get ready for his date with a shower, some Don Adora hair gel, and a tie.

When it was time for their date, Kitty came to Mickey's house to pick him up. Mickey came down his stairs in a blue, button-up collar shirt with blue jean, a black tie and dress shoes. He saw Kitty in a black grumpy cat T-shirt with purple short shorts and blue flats. With a fair-well to Mickey's family, the two lovers went to the mall food court. Once they arrived they order meat lovers pizza and grape soda. After Mickey came back from the bathroom he accidently bumped into Stephanie Granger from The Ridonculous Race on a date with her boyfriend, Ryan Ducker. "Hey Glass Penis, watch where the fuck you're going!" Stephanie yelled. Mickey tried to apologize but Kitty intervened. "Yo, Bitch! Why don't you go back to your fake ass Arnold Schwarzenegger and leave us alone?!" Kitty counter-argued. "WHAT? At least I'm not desperate enough to hook up with his frail ass dick over here!" Stephanie yelled. They realized a rap battle was the only way to settle this. Kitty VS Stephanie! The battle began as a huge crowd joined to watch. (Beardo and Ezekiel just started playing a sick ass beat)

Stephanie:

Look at this vagina itch,

She's a punk ass bitch

Why she dating this little frail ass

You should have just passed

On this scared son,

Because I just beat you and dim sum! (The crowd went fucking wild, but then calmed down as Kitty's verse began.!

Kitty:

You fucking black ass hemorrhoid

Your dating a tall ass steroid!

Ryan thinks I'm hotter than you

Just look at my ass and boobs!

Just like when you two fucked

You just got CRUSHED!

(Crowd went super wild as Kitty won the battle.) "Thanks for standing up for me, Kitty!" Mickey thanked the dank ass girl. "Anything for my main man." Kitty told him as the two shared a selfie. They finished their date and agreed to a second date later on that night.