Wolfing Around
Chapter 1: A Retired Soldier's Job
It was a typical week for the park where a certain Benson and Skips were always getting tired of fixing the mess left either by Rigby or Mordecai whom were always so lazy.
"Skips, I can't take much more of this" sighed Benson, "we need help to clean up those two slackers."
"I know the perfect guy for the job" said Skips, "he's a former major within the military."
"Good, that's good, maybe someone from the military will get those two in shape" said Benson, "I'll call him right away, he should arrive within a few minutes or so."
About several minutes later after Skips had made that call to a mysterious former soldier, both Mordecai and Rigby were in the kitchen of the house prepared to have their meals for the day.
"Breakfast, the first meal of the day" said Mordecai in his typical laid back manner.
"Yeah, first meal of the day" added Rigby who was eager to have it.
Yet soon the two would have their peaceful breakfast spoiled, as a mysterious figure in a military jeep was driving over to the park. This was no ordinary veteran at all, but someone who had seen so much carnage in his entire life during the battle. As the jeep started to approach the house, both Mordecai and Rigby were quite curious to who was behind the wheel.
"Oh great, did Pops spend all the money again to buy a new fancy vehicle?" sighed Mordecai.
But as the blue jay looked to see who was in the driver's seat it wasn't Pops, but instead some old military general or some other brand of a military official.
"Who the heck is that guy?" asked Rigby to which the raccoon noticed the shiny medals, "He has shiny medals, I want something as shiny like that."
"There he is" said Benson who was already outside with Skips whom were both prepared to give the two a big surprise as they came right out.
"Who must you be?" asked the man in the military uniform to Benson as he shook Benson's hand pretty hard in a friendly manner.
"The name is Benson, sir" said Benson who was in a bit pain.
"Skips, sir" added Skips who did the same thing minus his hand not being squeezed by the military man's handshake.
"So what's my mission here?" asked the man in the military suit.
"I can't believe I am saying this, but you must get Mordecai and Rigby in shape, I've had enough with them slacking off in their chores, along with also messing things up to which Skips and I always have to do most of the cleaning" said Benson.
"I see" continued the man in the military uniform to which Mordecai and Rigby came out of the house.
"Mordecai, Rigby, this is William Blazkowicz, but he's commonly referred to as BJ" continued Benson, "I've have had enough of you two slacking off in your chores, to even go and mess things up to have both Skips and I clean it up."
"Can you please show me some of the records of how messy these two slackers have been?" asked BJ as he turned to Benson.
"Don't worry, I'll get those files for you" said Skips as he skipped away.
"You're serious about hiring this guy to fix us up?" asked Rigby who was obviously not happy.
"Yeah I am, and I expect you two to get up at, how early did you get up when you were in training for the military?" asked Benson to BJ.
"Around 3 to 4 A.M." replied BJ.
"Yeah, around either of those times I want you two up and ready for work" said Benson.
"Here are the records of these two you wanted" said Skips as he handed the box of video tapes and file papers to BJ.
"Feels like a heavy load, from the looks of it, you two maggots will be whipped into shape by the time I am threw with you" laughed BJ.
"Now that's indeed what I am talking about" laughed Benson, "anyway Major, you're in charge of these two from now on."
As Benson and Skips went back into the house to rest, BJ was quite pleased that he couldn't believe what a bunch of screw ups that Mordecai and Rigby have both been since they have been hired at their job.
"I still don't understand why Benson sees you two should still even have a job" said BJ as he was looking through the records and the deeds of Mordecai and Rigby.
"Look man, we know what you're going to be up to, you're going to put more rules upon us" said Rigby.
"Yeah, more rules" added Mordecai.
"Well, we're not going to let you do this" continued Rigby who was quite defiant.
"Yeah" added Mordecai.
"You know what this makes me want to do?" laughed BJ to the two.
Suddenly both Mordecai and Rigby found themselves doing a series of exercises which made them obviously sweat for their lives.
"That's right, do as many until I feel like you've done enough" laughed BJ, "and if you lose count on how many, start over!"
"This guy's insane!" cried Mordecai who was in the middle of doing a push up.
"There has to be a way we can stop him" said Rigby.
"What's that, you want to do more of those?" laughed BJ, "Don't worry ladies, I am here all day! Literally!"
As the two continued to do various exercises until they were no longer in the mood to rebel, Benson was quite happy to see what was going on in the house as he was gazing through a window on the second floor.
"Yeah, that'll show those two not to mess with me" laughed Benson.
"I don't know, maybe this might break their willpower or something, you know change their behavior in a bad way" said Skips who was going back out to do more work.
"Nonsense, this is exactly what those two deserve, and I am going to see it through that they'll do their chores or they'll face the consequences" continued Benson.