A/N: Hey guys, I saw Snow White and the Huntsman last night and well, I've got this twisted little fic on my mind. Some will probably say that this fic is random worthless trash, and you would be correct; this fic is random as hell. I'm going for the most random fic of them all here so please read and review if you wish. The fic will be told from Snow's POV.
The Most Random Fic of Them All
I watched from the doorway as Queen Ravenna asked the mirror the same question for the fourth time, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" As she finished her sentence, she knelt down and snorted a line of cocaine from the ground in front of her. "Young hearts not getting you any younger huh?" I said playfully jogging up to my step mother, "Got any more coke?"
She fazed me with a look of disgust, clearly unammused at my appearence before her. "I paid a pretty penny for this," she said gesturing to her mountain of powder, "Get your own shit." With that she grew bored of me and banished me. Growing extremely angsty, I walked a mile and a half from the castle into the Dark Forest to find my fix. I came upon the dwellings of the Dwarves, upon seeing me, all eight of the small men frantically rushed to greet me. "Good day Snow, what do you need?" Muir, my usual dealer whispered. "Preferably some cocaine but whatever you've got." I shoved a handful of gold pieces at him and in an instant, I had three dimebags of various drugs in my hands.
I ran back to the castle so fast in order to tear into the drugs. I ripped open the powder first and buried my face in the white stuff. AS I inhaled through my nose, I felt the biggest rush in my heart and brain. Everything around me vibrated and expanded. My eyes seemed to roll into my head and I grew weak. I saw that the mound was laden with shards of crystal, which were now stained with the fairest blood in all the land. I could feel the shards ripping through me like knifes.
In my head I could hear an evil laugh, menancing in nature. I bowed to my master and felt the strings atached to me snap. I closed my eyes and took one last breath. "Master, where's the dreams that I've been after? You promised me only lies." I heard the queen scream in agony.
A/N: I wasn't sure how to end this and I understand that this is completely fucked up. Please review, I wnat to know what you think. Please know, before you write, that this fic is MEANT TO BE insane, disconjointed and insane. Like the mind of a drug addict.
Some of you may also recognize some nods to Metallica's Master of Puppets in this fic as well. This is both completely intentional and a creative decision that I feel captures the visual side like the film. Please read and review!