Galleom's Rage
by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Fan: I honestly have no idea whether it was Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus himself who started the thing about Galleom's Commentary, or if he got it from somewhere else. I can't seem to find it anywhere else through Google!
Galleom was on top of the Halberd, watching the clouds go by, taking a deep breath that sounded metallic. "The scenery sure is nice."
Then, Meta Knight popped out of nowhere. "You know, this is MY ship. You can't just ride for free just because you're a large, transformers rip-off."
Galleom quickly snapped into rage, swinging his arm at Meta Knight, who flew up and dodged it. "NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT DO!"
Galleom started swinging frantically at Meta Knight, who continued dodging all his attacks. Eventually, Meta Knight flew over the edge, causing Galleom to fall off the Halberd.
"He wasted his energy there." Meta Knight pointed out to himself.
Meanwhile, Galleom landed behind the Super Smash Brothers mansion, causing the ground to shake as he landed due to his size. Master Hand and Crazy Hand both went outside, seeing Galleom on the ground.
"Oh it's just this huge transformers rip-off." Master Hand mentioned.
"What a metal head." Crazy Hand joked.
Suddenly, Galleom got up, going into a huge rage as she started swinging his arms around, not noticing that he was hitting parts of the mansion and Master Hand and Crazy Hand floated out of the way.
"NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT I AM!" Galleom shouted as he continued attacking the mansion, causing all the other runners to flee for their lives, except Giga Bowser who stayed behind.
"I'm not afraid of you! Stupid transformer!" Giga Bowser claimed. "I'm not afraid of anything!"
Then, Jigglypuff popped up in front of Giga Bowser, smiling cutely and innocently, causing Giga Bowser to shriek loudly as he ran off, with Jigglypuff simply giggling innocently in response.
Eventually, the whole mansion was a pile of rubble, completely destroyed by Galleom, who was quickly put out to pasture by Master Hand, who slapped his head multiple times, knocking some sense into him as he calmed down.
"Boy, that was random" Crazy Hand stated.
"Just help me fix the mansion." Master Hand told him.
THE END
Galleom's Commentary
"Wow. For the first time ever, I'm impressed! This story has no fetish-related stuff in it, and I like the destruction I caused. Serves them right for frowning upon me for my other negative commentaries. Why can't more stories be more like this one?"