What is this? What is my life?

"Ugh...My head's spinning, wha-what happened?"

I slowly opened my eyes, only to find myself in a unfamiliar room, I was also in a bed of some sort.

Jeez, I feel like I suffered from a hangover or something. Did something happen last night? Am I in a stranger's house or something?

Maybe a friend's house, but I don't know.

Then I saw my hand which was in a white glove covered in bandages.

Bandages? Was I in an accident? But why the gloves? As it turns out my arms were also covered in bandages.

Being curious, I got out of the bed I was in, and looked at a mirror to see Sonic the hedgehog looking at me.

It took a while before I figured out that I WAS Sonic!

I didn't understand how or why, and I thought that I was just wearing a suit, so after numerous failed attempts, I finally accepted the truth.

I was in a dream.

It was so obvious! Sonic isn't real, why would I think that? Still, why Boom Sonic of all things? I mean, I don't hate his design but Sonic Boom...

Just thinking about the unnecessary crappy spin-off just made my stomach turn.

Then I heard someone call out Sonic's- I mean MY name.

It was Tails, Sonic's best friend and trusted tech expert, apparently Eggman was up to no good.

Playing along in this dream, I pretended to act the most like Sonic and went to stop him. Who knows? Maybe this'll be fun!

Okay, being Sonic was losing it's charm after the first hours, having to experience multiple events and episodes from the show. But I hoped that I would wake up soon and this will all be over.

I was so, SO wrong.

It just kept going, I was so confused and scared. Was this actually real? Is this still a dream?

I tried going to Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks and when they reacted, everything went black. I woke up to find Tails calling Sonic's-I mean my name, and saying that Eggman's up to no good again.

Sound familiar? Everytime I acted "out of character" or tried to find out why I here. The episode would start over. I was experiencing Groundhog's day: SONIC BOOM Edition.

The days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months...

It was torture, but eventually I just started to accept it. This is who I am now, I don't like it, but I accept it.

Soon, being Sonic was a boring, easy routine to master thanks to my knowledge from the show.

I stopped trying to fight it a long time ago, now I just want to sleep and go to Meh Burger.

Never before was there someone that I related to as much as Dave.

He was miserable, bored and angry at this world. He wanted to do something with his life, he looked up to Eggman, he wanted to be the villain that everyone feared.

And he almost succeeded in destroying the world.

And his punishment? A slap on the wrist. In a way, I felt the same as well, I wanted a change to this boring routine, so I did everything that was possible for me to do.

I did...Questionable things and the only punishment was another reset, and that amounted to nothing. I stopped caring about doing anything, except eating and sleeping, and everyone was okay with that. It's not like they tried to talk to me outside of the lines from the show, but even if they did, they wouldn't understand.

Amy was a brat.

Knuckles was an idiot.

Sticks was random and shallow.

Tails was only a child.

And everyone else was either stupid or crazy.