So, there was a fat ass Bosnian boy named Amar. (He was really fat.) He was taking a jog around his block because his retarded ass parents doesn't want him to go too far from the house. When he was jogging he was thinking about some stuff. "Man I can't wait to get a Asian girlfriend soon with my sexy ass!" said Amar.

In real life Amar isn't sexy; he's too fat and has a dick the size of an elf. He just daydreams about having sex with his crush. "Oh my lord! I have a boner, I can't wait to go home and jerk off to my fan fictions! I also can't wait to tell my crush how I feel about her. Oh geez! This is making me blush." Amar said.

After he was done jogging, he went back home and took a shower and started to think about his crush. Then he started to make a duck face like he always does, but really it looks like he's about to give a blowjob to our art teacher at school. (OOOHHH! He says in a sexual horny voice.) "Oh my god! Best idea ever! What about tentacle porn with my crush!"

"AMAR YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL KICK YOU OUT OF THE GODDAMN HOUSE AGAIN!" yells his mom.

Amar's mom was really mad at him for saying that. The last time Amar got kicked out of his house was two weeks ago for masturbating on his mom and shoving his dick inside of her. I don't know why he did that but his mom should've sent him to Hitler's concentration camp."MOMMA! LEAVE ME ALONE! I WANT SOME TIME TO MYSELF! Gosh that fat slut pisses me off."

When Amar was done taking a shower, he started to dry himself and think about what to say to his crush because he's really desperate for an Asian girlfriend and he told someone that he thinks they're hot! Anyways let's continue the story. Amar went to his room and put on his cozy pajamas and grabbed his phone and went to confess to his crush. "Oh god I can't believe I'm doing this! I hope she says yes."

Before we continue on, let me tell you guy's something. Amar thinks he's nice but in reality he's not. He just acts nice in chats and talk to girls he likes and talks to them in a nice way so they can like him but really they won't like him because he's too fat. Amar if you're reading this I'm gonna tell you this, you need to lose some of that fat. Now lets continue this story once again. His crush shall come soon :)!. Amar was still thinking of a way to confess to his crush and was very nervous on what to say to her. "Ok Amar you can do this."

This is the part where Amar's crush comes! :). "Hey how u doing? :)."

Amar waited for 3 minutes for her to reply back. During those 3 minutes he thought about what to say to her while he waited."Hey Adnan! How you doing?" she replied.

(That's Amar's nickname.)

"I'm doing good! Can I tell you something?" Amar says.

"Sure Adnan." she said.

(Ok Amar this is your chance, don't fuck it up) "I-I love you..." Amar quickly closed the chat and started to blush and thought about what he said. "FUCK YEAH AMAR! YOU DID IT! YOU'RE A SAVAGE!" (Really though, he isn't a savage but more like a pornstar for Bosnia!)

It's been about 10 minutes when he said that shit so he went back to the chat and saw this."Sorry Adnan, I just can't. You're a great guy but you're too fat to be honest. I only like skinny guy's but I hope you'll find a girl that is meant for u :)."

"FUCK MAN!" shouted Amar.

"Oh well might as well go jerk off to my fan fictions!"