The whole team is gay and Tanaka is confused.

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Tanaka Ryuunosuke is having a problem.

By the time he realizied it, they were all around him. His teammates have become affected too. Even the other schools, and maybe all of Japan or the whole world were full of them. It's not like he hated them. It's just, the whole realization that his teammates were GAY is confusing him of his own sexuality.

Should he be gay too? Is that alright? I mean, his teammates are already threatening him to be one throught their stares. Every day at school, he sees PDA. Shouldn't that be illegal?

He's not uncomfortable learning that his friends are homosexual but- it's giving him conflicted feelings about himself.

You know, he dreamt of this for some time. Dreaming of his teammates being in a lovey-dovey scenario; Hinata and Kageyama holding hands and sharing meatbuns; Tsukishima blushing while Yamaguchi smiles at him(Tanaka's reaction to that is priceless); he even dreamt of Sugawara and Daichi kissing and the three second years are having a threesome! Tanaka also dreamt of Take-chan and Coach Ukai, how horrible. (jk)

But he didn't think it would actually happen in real life!

And the most terrifying of all that is two things.

Those two things are one: Asahi and Noya! oh Noya! His best friend is actually homosexual and he doesn't even know! How could that be? He could've told him, he wouldn't be mad. Asahi is reliable, yes, Tanaka accepts that his best friend and a giant baby became a couple. BUT why didn't he tell him? Imagine all the fun they would have if Nishinoya did tell him. They would help each other pursue their dreams, Nishinoya would get the Asahi and Tanaka would get the Holy, Grande and most fabulous of all, Shimizu-

BuT! that's the second thing, Shimizu also likes the same gender! Oh why, oh why, somebody get a bucket for Tanaka's tears. If his beloved Kyoko Shimizu is homosexual, then he would gladly accept that. It'll take some time though. And a lot of buckets. Tanaka has yet to know who Shimizu's chosen one is though. Surely it's a girl,

One thing he's glad for is that, at least Shimizu won't have to choose between Tanaka and Nishinoya when the time comes because she already have a guuurl and Nishinoya is a homo.

Back to the problem, Tanaka is still confused by his sexuality because of all the influences around him. But tonight, Tanaka gave himself a pat. 'Rest assured' he told himself. Don't think about these for now and focus on volleyball, that's all there is to it. When the time comes, maybe he'll find out. If he is gay or not, he'll be honest about it and love whoever he may love and that may love him back.

'oraaaaaaaaaaa! *in the distance, Tora is yelling'

Now Tanaka Ryuunosuke can now sleep in peace. (no he's not dead)


I practically just sat in front of my laptop and my hands started typing. I don't know why I did this but I just really think that Tanaka is the loner amidst all of the gay shits that's happening around him. Then this fanfic is born. Oh well, please leave reviews and tell me if I had mistakes. Criticize me as well, I can take it! Anyway Thank you so much for reading!

(all my works seems to be short,,, :'| )

-tsoco