Author's Note: So as you read this, hum to the Stargate Theme Song :D It will make a lot more sense if you do. Also, I was ten when me and my silly cousin made this up so yeah XD
Stargate SG-1
(Theme Song)
RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON!
As sassy Jack O'Neill!
STARGATE SG-1!
MICHAEL SHANKS!
As the cute, nerdy archaeologist Dr. Daniel Jackson!
AMANDA TAPPING!
As the hot chick Samantha Carter!
CHRISTOPHER JUDGE!
As buff Teal'C!
DON S. DAVIS!
As the bald-headed General Hammond who is bald!