Author's Note

So, this will be the start of my first fanfic since I decided to pick writing back up. This story is one I thought up when trying to think up what to write about, so I decided to go with a reoccurring character that puts themselves into a universe. The first chapter here should help you understand exactly how I plan on doing such things.

Now, as a warning, this story will be mature for language, alcohol, sexual situations, and lemons/limes. If those terms are still used.

As another warning, this story will have my own OC in it, revolving around said OC, who also is pretty much a Gary Stu (or whatever the term is), but he will not be completely overpowered for the entire story, so don't expect him one-shotting every single main villain by chapter 3. I would like to recommend you read the first two chapters first where everything should be set up to show you how this isn't just some power-trip story.

Tl;dr, give the first two chapters a read first before deciding if the story is not your thing. Don't have to, I would just like to ask that you do. Now, enough of this AN stuff, let's get to the good part.

Edit: Also, to anyone who is interested, I am looking for a Beta Reader to help me with my writing. I'm not sure if it's just FFN not working correctly or people aren't too interested in my story, but I haven't been getting any feedback, so hopefully getting a Beta Reader would help me out greatly. Just send me a private message since I'm not at all sure how it all works.

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from the Naruto universe. Only my OC(s)

Chapter 1: How an Almost-God Cures Boredom

The Room

The room was a fairly average room. Pretty much a regular living room. There was a couch, a large chair, several bookshelves, a TV cabinet with a strangely small television for the occupants in the room, and a small glass table that sat between the couch and TV cabinet. The most bizarre part, was that the room lacked any sort of door or way out, but that didn't seem to faze either of the two occupants.

One was a male, stretched out on the couch, attention turned to the television boredly to watch what seemed to be the end of an anime, and his blue-green eyes half closed, doing his best to stay awake. He stood at an even six feet tall, taking up the entire couch, dark brown hair disheveled from lying against the couch rest for a long period of time. As the show drew to a close, he groaned and sat up, looking to the other person in the room, seated in the chair, three stacks of twenty-four books next to it.

"Alright, finally got that out of the way. How many did you finish?" He asked them.

The female huffed slightly, arms crossed, blowing a strand of dark red hair out of her face. "All of them. At least seven times. I stopped rereading them about four days ago." She said, her own icy-blue eyes seeming to bore through the other's skull. Hearing her finish, the guy groaned and fell back on the couch.

"Four days ago? Fuck, how long has it been since we started?" He said, muffled from his hands covering his face in slight disbelief.

"At least two weeks. You know, you could have gotten it done faster by skipping the filler." She said, standing up to stretch, sleeveless arms pointing to the ceiling as her stomach was revealed slightly.

"Yeah, but then I would have gotten bored sooner." He replies, sitting back up to stand, only to fall head-first into the table, shattering it into pieces. "Me-dammit…" He says, laying on the floor wooden self that acted as another part of the table, even with a shard of glass impaling his skull. "Tress, little help?" He calls out, turning his head to look up at the other.

"I still don't understand why you got a table made of GLASS." She says, rolling her eyes as she raises one hand, waving it casually. As if someone had hit rewind on a tape, scene of the guy getting up went int reverse, fixing the table and his injuries… only for things to go back to normal when he was in mid-fall, causing the accident to happen again in the same way.

"Fucking hell, Tress, this hurts you know!" He exclaimed, still not at all worried with his injuries. Tress, however, was double over with laughter for her little 'prank'. Eventually she would straighten up, waving her hand again, this time when things rewinded, she stopped right when he was on the couch.

"You know that's the most amount of amusement I get in here, Alex." She says, taking a seat back in the chair, the books lifting up off the floor and back onto the bookshelf by an unseen force.

Alex sighed and nodded. "True, true… Besides, this table means a lot to me. All the furniture in here is what I have left from my parents after all… this, happened." He says, waving his hand around to motion to the room they were in. "Well, now time to find something else to do. Any ideas?"

"Hmm… Well, I didn't particularly like that ending. How about we change it? Or better yet, the whole thing. Anything to get out of this place for a while." She says, leaning her cheek onto her fist, propping it up on the chair's armrest.

Taking a moment to think, Alex nodded. "Eh, that could work. Only question is how…" He trails off, going silent for a minute or two before speaking up again. "Ah-hah! I've got an idea of where to start! I'll take care of the main change, Tress, you take care of the extra stuff."

Quirking an eyebrow, Tress crossed her arms. "And what stuff would that be?"

"Oh, don't give me that. You're part of me after all, you should know."

"Fair enough."

And with those words, the two vanished from the room, leaving it deathly quiet.

A forest clearing outside Konahagakure

Minato stared down the masked man, breathing heavily. He was finding it next to impossible to hit him, but he was slowly figuring out his technique. The night sky grew even darker as rain clouds began to gather, a sudden downpour released. However, neither of them flinched, eyes locked on the other, looking for any sign of the other making a move.

They wouldn't be able to keep it up for long, as suddenly a bolt of lightning struck in the middle of where the fourth Hokage and masked man stood, blinding them for a second. A few moments passed and they were able to see a figure where the lighting hit, clad in what looked to be like an ANBU uniform, but could not see his face due to him looking at the man in the spiral mask.

"Well, good timing on my part. Didn't intend to be this early, so I haven't really thought of what to do with you… Actually, I think you'd be better off not escaping but not dying. See what could happen." The new person spoke out loud to himself. Minato couldn't hear him completely, but not being able to tell if he was friend or foe made him keep his guard up.

"You need to leave. This man is dangerous, I'll take care of-" The Hokage wasn't able to finish his sentence before the man between them seemed to vanish, appearing in front of the masked man, shocking both from not even seeing his body.

"Who-" The masked man started to say before receiving a punch to his stomach, eye widening in shock that he was hit before crumpling to the ground, unable to move. Reaching down, the man removed the mask and picked up the now-unmasked man's body, placing the mask on his own face before walking over to Minato.

"Here, I believe you know this man." He stated, handing the unconscious man to the fourth Hokage.

"Wait, Obito?" He asked in shock. Half of the Uchiha's face was almost unrecognizable, but is was no doubtedly him. Looking up at the other, he narrowed his eyes some.

"Who are you? What are you doing here?" He asked, flaring his chakra to both get the attention of another shinobi and attempt to intimidate him.

"Let's just say… I'm here to help prevent you from making a mistake. As for my name… Just call me Kami." He replies, making Minato narrow his eyes further.

"Kami? Who do you think you are to call yourself a god?" He spat out, just as a certain pair of ANBU landed on either side of Minato.

"Hokage-sama, are you okay?" One asked, to which Minato nodded, eyes still locked on the so-called Kami.

"Yes, I'm fi-" He started to say, only to hear a roar to his left, looking over to see… "Oh no. The Kyubi… Kushina!" He explained, handing Obito's body to one of the ANBU. "Take him n and lock him up. I'll be making sure to question him myself." The ANBU nodded and looked at the unconscious man, eyes widening in shock beneath his mask.

"But, sensei, this is-" Minato wouldn't here the rest of those words, already disappearing with his signature technique that earned him the title of 'The Yellow Flash'. Somehow, the Kyubi had made its way to where Kushina and the newly-born Naruto were hiding. As soon as he arrived, he noticed Kushina straining herself, trying to hold the beast back with her chakra chains.

"Kushina!" Minato exclaimed, running to her side. He had to make a choice. Would he try to save his family and let the Kyubi run wild? Or would he stop the beast to save the village? He could only think of one thing to do. Looking into his wife's eyes, Kushina seemed to understand what he was thinking, nodding her head. With a heavy sigh and the thoughts of his upcoming death through the Shiki Fūjin, he turned to Naruto… only to find his son in the arms of the man who called himself Kami. He opened his mouth to yell at him, only for the man to speak first.

"Don't worry, I'm not here to hurt him. This is what I meant by your mistake. I'll take it from here, you just make sure she stays safe." He says before vanishing from sight with the baby, the shock of seeing her child being taken away like that making Kushina's chains disappear, releasing the Kyubi once again.

Before the beast was able to strike the Hokage and his wife down, however, something caught its attention, causing it to turn away before freezing. After moments of staying still, it began to tremble, as if trying to break free and run away, before eventually letting out a loud howl, its body turning into two forms of energy, one part disappearing into the sky, the other into Naruto, held by 'Kami' who seemed to be floating in mid-air above them. Lowering himself to the ground, he gently handed Minato his son, fast asleep with a seal on his stomach, before walking over to Kushina and lightly touching her forehead.

Within moment, Kushina no longer felt close to death's door, standing up and rushing to Minato and Naruto, hugging them both as best she could, not wanting to wake their child up, tears falling from her eyes. Minato looked to his wife and smiled, next turning to the man.

"I don't know how or why you did this, but you have my upmost gratitude. I had never been so afraid, not just of death, but the thought of not getting to watch my son grow up. How can I ever repay you?" He asked, having plenty of questions, but did not want to be rude to the man who saved not only his family, but his village.

"I don't want anything myself. I just thought it would be unfair for you to go through all you have, just to not be with your wife and son as a family. My only request, is that in ten years, you will take two children who will be your son's age into your village and allow them to become shinobi." The man says, to which Minato nods in response. However, before he could ask him anything else, 'Kami' slowly disappeared before their eyes, his body melting away into the night, the only trace of him left being the mask he took from Obito falling to the grass.

Ten Years later, in a clearing outside Konahagakure

Tress stood waiting in the clearing, impatiently tapping her foot on the ground.

"I swear, I finally get to move around, and now I have to wait around…" She mutters to herself before watching Alex appear in front of her in a blur. "Oh, I get it. You were picking up on what the ninja here could do."

"Yep! You get everything else done?" He asked, getting an exasperated sigh in response.

"Oh, yeah. All of it. Every single bit. Why'd I have to do more work?" She said, throwing her hands in the air.

"Because you're still me. You're just the part of me that does the hard work. I get the fun work." He replied, Tress rolling her eyes in response before he continued to speak. "Anyways, we got things going. Mind going over all the changes in the timeline so far? Don't want to have screwed up."

With a nod, Tress produced a notepad. "Well, with Minato around, things went pretty well. Naruto isn't a failure, Uchiha revolution never happened since Fugaku could compromise with Minato. Orochimaru defected but this time before the cursed seal was able to be completed, so Anko is back and while she has a similar personality, she doesn't have the seal. Obito has been rehabilitated and explained about how he survived, but for 'some reason' can't use his Kamui ability anymore… That seems to be the biggest differences so far. Oh, wait, Kumogakure didn't try to abduct Hinata and there seems to be an alliance between them, Konoha, and Sunogakure. The other two major cities are either at war or still upset with Minato. Don't think I need to say which is which." She says before putting her notepad away.

"Perfect! Now, all that's left is for me to go." Alex says, Tress raising one eyebrow.

"Wait, go? I wasn't aware of this part. What are you planning now, and what am I supposed to do?" She asks, crossing her arms.

"Oh, don't worry. I'm just spicing it up a bit. I'd say you can do whatever you want, but I wouldn't want you to interfere for now. In fact, to make sure it goes perfectly, I'd like you to go on and leave me here and find something to do to entertain yourself for the next… I dunno, few years? You'll understand when the time comes." He tells her, looking around the clearing as if checking for something.

"Alright, then. Don't let me keep you for your fun. Hope you don't get bored this time." She says before vanishing, teleporting to who-knows-where.

"I hope I don't either." Alex says with a smile as he thinks of how things are finally going to be interesting in his life again, closing his eyes. Moments later, everything around him seemed to vanish, his mind becoming devoid of all thought. A complete feeling of nothingness.

A nothingness that would be broken by a nearby scream.

Author's Note

And there we have it. Chapter One is done! I do hope people enjoyed reading this chapter, and while much didn't actually happen, I wanted to do my best to give some background, the premise to the story, and also get people interested.

Feel free to leave a review of what you think and how I might be able to adjust my writing to make it a bit more interesting.

Until next time!