Ah, I haven't written a parody in ages. This felt good. I've been too sirius updating my more sirius stories. And I repeat: THIS IS A PARODY. THIS IS NOT HOW I WOULD WRITE A NORMAL STORY.
Harry Potter and the Flying Cheesecake
Once upon a time there was a very happy woman called Ginny Potter. The reason why she was so happy was because she was married to the lovely love of her life who she loved so much, and they lived in a lovely house with three lovely children and she had lots of lovely brothers and a lovely friend with the lovely name of Hermione and everything was just lovely.
One lovely morning she sat on a lovely chair in her lovely house in the lovely town of Godric's Hollow, and said in a lovely way, "Oh no! I am so hungry! What shall I do? I cannot stay lovely if I have no food!"
"Never fear!" cried her lovely husband and love of her life Harry, flying in through the ceiling on a lovely dragon in a lovely way. "I will get you a cheesecake! And because I am so lovely, the cheesecake will also be lovely and will FLY!"
The lovely Ginny Potter was so happy that she burst into tears which were all lovely, and she and her husband lived happily ever after in their lovely house with their lovely children in the lovely town of Godric's Hollow and bought a lovely cat and - you get the point.
THE END
I wrote this in the space of five minutes while I was bored. If you would be so lovely please could you give me a review? That would be lovely and would make you a very lovely person.