Gintama Fanfiction – Okita Sougo POST GINTAMA ANIME; if you haven't watched the whole show then I suggest you don't spoil it for yourself because I just might have references through the story about it.

Mind you, my name is not Lavinia; I just really like that name

Authors Disclaimer:I could never own Gintama even if I had all the money in the world, because I am not as talented as Hideaki Sorachi.

LAVA'S POV

Lava's Profile

Name: Lavinia R Cornell

Nickname: Lava

Height: 178 cm/ 5'10 (I know tall right? Inspired from LOVE COM! I'm so sick and tired of the girls practically being like 10 inches shorter than the boy. Now, it's going to be the other way around wink wink *-*)

Hair: Long Dark Brown Hair with hazelnut streaks

Eyes: Dark Brown

Skin: Tanned

Likes: Gintama, Ivy (friend of course), Animaniafest, Cute little puppies, blogging, reading

Dislikes: School, School and school and maybe Okita Sougo, for now anyways *sadistic prick*

Chapter 1 – The Real World

SCHOOL GROUNDS – REAL WORLD

"You've been acting very strange lately…I don't know if it's a family problem or that you're just holding out on me again."

"Meh."

"Don't 'MEH' me, Lava; I'm not going to take that crap from anyone especially you!"

"I just don't want to talk about it, ok? I just want a bit of privacy for once, without you dawdling of in your own world, talking about how some day you're going to become Daniel James' girlfriend."

This is my usual day. It starts off with me being silent at morning break and more silence at lunch. Everything seems to be going fine, until Ivy snaps and throws a tantrum in front of the whole school.

Ivy and I are in our last year in high school, you see, and Ivy here wants to make up for all the lost time that was spent studying in our junior years, with focusing more on her social life now. On the other hand, I don't see the use of having a walking, talking bastard as a companion any time soon.

"…Daniel James is just perfect for me! But, I am a little shy, what can I do?... Lava, are you listening? Lava, stop daydreaming. God, it feels like you're on a fucking different planet. I'd have a better conversation with sheep."

I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult. Either way, I'm just too careless to give a damn. I wish I was on another planet. The planet of Gintama.

"You know what? I'm feeling a bit sick right now, so I'll go to the nurse and ask to go home (and skip last period)" I said.

"Really? Oh, I'm sorry for annoying you at lunch…you could of told me you were feeling sick. No wonder you were more quite than usual. Well, I'll see you next week, alright?"

"Sure,sure. Umm, well, I better get going before I started puking or something like that.

The bell for last period rang.

"Oh, what do you know? The bell just went! See you later Lava!"

"Yeah. You too."

NORMAL POV

Lava had made her way up to the nurses' room and knocked on the door. There was no answer .She knocked again.

"Hmmm..where the heck are the nurses? I could be dying right now and they wouldn't give a horses' arse whether I was alright."

She sighed.

"Ok. I'm coming in so don't blame me if I see you doing something that you'll regret." She opened the door and inspected the room. At first, she thought that maybe they went to a meeting of some sort but then she heard a giggle.

She followed the sound until she was standing in front of a closet door. "Stop it! It's ticklish….hahaahah," a woman's voice said from inside the closet "Adam, if you don't stop that right now, you won't be getting anything from me tonight, that I can assure you."

"Now, now baby. Hold on a minute I'm pretty sure that you can spare a little more action." the supposed "Adam" said.

Lava practically vomited at the sound of it. Ugh, bonding of the opposite sex. Yay! She thought sarcastically. Oh well, I'll blackmail her into getting me out of this hole. She went up to the closet door and opened it without hesitation.

"Well, well, well. What do we have here? A nurse and her boyfriend. Seems like you'll be doing the hard time once the principal hears about this, miss." Lava said

The nurse had gotten out of the closet in a disorderly fashion, with her blouse half done up and skirt un-zipped. "Excuse me? Did I hear that right? The Principal! You little bitch, I'm a slap you for that!"

The nurse grabbed onto Lava's collar and pulled her up. Lava smirked. "You're just digging your grave, Miss Nurse. Mind you, my father is a very good friend of the Principal and will go to measures to make sure you will never get employed ever again." The nurse paused. She let go of Lava and looked her straight in the eye. "Ok, let's get straight to the point. What do you want?" she asked

"I want a gate pass out of this place for today and certification from you that I won't be attending school for the next couple of days because of a very unforseen illness. You should be able to do that, right?" Lava asked

The nurse looked into Lava's eyes once again. She knew that this girl wasn't full of shit. She'd better do this if she wanted to keep her job. "…I accept your proposal. I will give you a gate pass and advise the staff that you were very ill and cannot attend school for the rest of the week." She said.

The Nurse had handed the gate pass and without further adieu, Lava walked out of the door. Lava thought to herself. Ha, what a cinch. The nurse was practically eating out of my hands. My dad knows the principal and is good friends? Get real, my dad doesn't even come to parent/teacher interviews let alone knowing the staff. It's not like he would anyways, even if I wanted him to.

Lava got home 20 minutes later. She went up to her front door. She tried twisting the handle but it was locked. Hmm, no one's home once again. Lava got her keys out of her bag and opened the door. "I'm home everybody. Yes, I know you're all happy to see me! Aren't we one awesome family or what?" she said. Silence answered her question. "It's not like I expected anything anyways. Why did you guys go?" she whispered to herself. What? It's not a time to be depressed Lava! She told herself.

Lava held her head high as she walked up the stairs until she got to her bedroom. "Ah, my holy sanctuary. Where all things Japanese are welcome, especially manga and anime." Her bedroom walls were covered with posters of her favourite animes and stacks of manga books were stored in her bookshelf.

Lava walked up to Gintama poster and smiled at it proudly. "One day, I'll join them in my dreams and have the most epicest times together."

Lava went up to her bed and lied down. You know what; I might start reading some more of Gintama. She looked up and saw that there was a Gintama manga lying open on her bed. She grabbed it and flipped through the pages. "Ah, yes. I remember that scene, where Gin was a super hottie at the host club, with Shin and 'Gura'." She kept on reading on and on, to pass the time.

"I wonder where Dad is now. He should be home about now; maybe he's caught in traffic, yes that's it." No, it's not and you know that. He's probably getting drunk at the pub and will get laid after with one of the barmaids. Ugh, he's changed so much after it happened. I want my OLD Dad back, the nice and caring person who looked forward to coming home.

Lava didn't realise but as she thought this, tears came down her cheeks until it landed on the manga. She looked down as the water dissolved the ink and the lines that were so defined now looked blurred and smudged to a point where you couldn't recognise Gin's face. "You guys have it so easy. Bad things happen and the end every thing's alright. Real life's not like that, it's a jungle out there and I'm afraid to go on alone."

One minute had gone by and Lava was completely silent. Something was appearing on the page. It got lighter and lighter and Lava had noticed it. "What the hell?" It started sucking Lava into the page. "What is going on here? I don't want to die yet!" she screamed. By then, the bottom half of Lava's body had somehow already been sucked in and she was grabbing onto her bed sheets for dear life. "AHH! What in the name of HOLY BEJEBUS IS GOING ON HERE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN! NOO!" she screamed at the top of her lungs as she got sucked fully into the light.

DUNDUNDUN! What is going to happen now? Please review as this is my first ever fan fiction... yes, i know its kinda sucky but I must start from somewhere and with some constructive criticism, I will know which way to go with my story :) THANK YOU ... DON'T WORRY THOUGH, I'll make the chapters longer, this is just a starter.