Kyoya: Finally, I'm the star!
Tamaki: Shutup, Mom! Your being a bad example for the kids!
Hikaru and Koaru: What? ... You 2 are such faggots...
Haruhi: Why do I hang out with you guys?
Honey: Because we're entertaining!
Rebecca: Anyways! I don't own Ouran High Host Club, but how cool would it be if i did!
"Haruhi, we are finally alone, my love." Tamaki said in his usual endearing voice.
"Tamaki, you're making me blush..." Haruhi turned her face away as Tamaki nibbled her ear. "Stop, Tamaki... Not here..."
Suddenly everything became fuzzy as Tamaki's alarm went off and he woke up. "NO! It was a dream? GOD DAMNIT!" Tamaki put his uniform on for another day of being a charming host. Haruhi now wore girl clothes, she is now the only girl host, so we have guy costumers!
"Tamaki! Tamaki!" The girls squeeled.
Kyoya and Haruhi were laughing and giggling together, something was definately between them. And daddy won't let Haruhi get married to evil Kyoya! "Kyoya! Come here, now!" Kyoya went over to him reluctantly.
"What?"
"Haruhi is busy with costumers, don't bother her. Daddy commands you to not bother Haruhi. So Mommy Has To Obey!" Tamaki flaled his arms around in that wierd cartoony anime fashion.
"I don't have to listen, Tamaki. My father is preparing to have Haruhi become my wife..." Kyoya said as he secretly bragged to Tamaki.
"MOMMY"S BEING A MEANY!" Tamaki flaled his arms again then went to his cartoony anime emo corner.
Hikaru and Koaru were suddenly behind Kyoya. " You're going to be engaged to Haruhi?" Hikaru grunted. "That's not good, Kyoya. Be careful, many people like it that Haruhi's single at the moment." Koaru grunted as well. They slipped away leaving Kyoya freaked out.
"Haruhi! Eat cake with me and Mori!" Honey and Mori sat down with Haruhi. "Chocalate, strawberry, or vanilla?" Honey made a cute little kid face as all the girls squeeled.
"Vanilla. Mori what do you want?" Haruhi asked.
"I want you, Haruhi! Be mine from here and until our lives end!" Mori kissed Haruhi as his fantasy ended. (he didn't kiss her in real life just in his fantasy) "Uh... chocolate..."
Honey began eating the strawberry cake happily. "Mori! When do you want to train our martial arts?"
"After school, Honey." Mori glanced back at Haruhi. (geeze I'm making the hosts obsessed with Haruhi)
"Haruhi. can I talk to you, privately?" Kyoya asked.
"Of course, Kyoya." Haruhi and Kyoya had been dating secretly for # months but a week ago their secret was told by Tamaki, who found out by spying on Haruhi. "What is it Kyoya?" They were in the rose garden.
Tamaki slammed his fist onto the table. I am going to tell haruhi how I feel! And Kyoya won't get her!
Hikaru and Koaru nodded. I will tell Haruhi I love her! (Koaru's thought ) Hikaru will get Haruhi!
Mori nodded lightly. Kyoya won't win her heart. I'll get her!... Hopefully...
Honey ate more cake. This cake tastes sooo good!
Tamaki, Hikaru, Koaru, and Mori ran after Haruhi in the rose garden. Honey ate cake.
"Haruhi, I've been thinking..." Kyoya said as the others, except for Honey, searched for Haruhi and Kyoya in the rose garden frantically.
"Yes, Kyoya?" Haruhi said.
"Well, we've been dating for about 4 months but it feels like 4 years..." The others were getting closer.
"Where are you going with this, Kyoya?"
Kyoya nealed down. "Haruhi, will you marry me?" Kyoya said as the others turned the corner to see them and hear the proposal.
"Of course, Kyoya!" Haruhi hugged and kissed Kyoya as the others watched and got a little depressed.
Tamaki went in his emo corner and cried. Hikaru began to cry and ran away. Koaru chased after Hikaru. Mori pushed back his tears. "Congratulations,... Haruhi..." He couldn't hold his tears back anymore and ran away.
"M-... Wait!" Haruhi chased after Mori.
"I told you I wouldn't lose to you in my battle for love, Tamaki. She chose me, give up, Tamaki. Get up, don't still want to fight for her? Run after her, Tamaki. I don't have to, she's already mine." Kyoya smirked and waled away back to the campus as rain began to fall from the sky.
Rebecca: DRAMATIC ENDING!
Tamaki: I'm not that emo!
Kyoya: I am that evil...
Mori: I never get any love...
Honey: This cake is good!
Haruhi: R&R fans!
Lily: Hey guys!
Hiaru & Koaru: Who's she?