Author's Note: I was bored, because I didn't have enough review for My Love Life *glares at ppl who didn't review*. Enjoy, I think this really awesome. This is for people who liked Scary Rejected Sakura.
Lesson 1: Mood Swings
Performer: Sakura Haruno
Victim: Sasuke Uchiha
Sasuke was walking towards Sakura, when suddenly he spotted Sakura there. Walking up to her, he hears Sakura mutter a 'good morning' he answered with his usual 'hn'. Feeling a murderous aura, he turned around. Sakura's bang covered her eyes, her teeth gritted, and hands clench. Gulping, he ran for his life. Too bad, Sakura caught up to him.
"SASUKE UCHIHA! YOU WILL DIE TODAY!" Yelled a very, very scary Sakura.
Sasuke was completely helpless. A chakra-filled fist aims towards his face, but missed; only grazing his cheek. He felt his jaw drop, broken he thought. Looking behind him, hundred of trees were blown by the chakra fist. Another one aim at his stomach, the exact spot. Blood sprayed out of his mouth. Sakura loomed over him with a murderous aura.
"I'M SORRY SAKURA! HAVE MERCY!" screamed Sasuke in a very unSasuke manner.
Sakura's smile appeared immediately on her face.
"I'M GOING TO INO'S AND GO ARRANGE FLOWERS!" said Sakura happily and skipped away.
Sasuke hated it when Sakura was PMSing. But hey he married the woman and she was pregnant. But he absolutely hated her mood swings thee most.
Lesson 2: Cravings
Performer: Hinata Hyugga
Victim: Naruto Uzimaki
Author's Note: Do you like it? I'll continue if I get enough reviews, which is 5 reviews. If not, you will never find out what happen! MWAHAHA!