It was a hot summer's day in Smiteplace, the Sun was radiating all of its goodness down upon the land.
A raging battle between Gods and Godsssesses had just came to an end, it was raging and battle. With many Gods and Godsseses. However two of the combatants had not returned back to their wherevergodsgo.
Geb and Guan Yu, to be precise.
The two had been at each other's throats from the very start of the match, demanding that no one entered the jungle besides them so that they may finish "What they started".
Of course, no one expected this to mean that they were having brutal, hardcore, ballslapping, sweaty, sex.
Guan Yu couldn't help it, he rubbed his hands all over Gebs rock hard everything, because he was a rock, he had to have more of him. "G-GEB…S-STOP TEASING ME ALREADY…" Guan Yu demanded.
Geb knew what he wanted, and what he wanted was his large rock hard rock cock. But Geb was not going to give it up so easily.
"GIVE ME THE FUCKING ROCK YOU PEBBLE." Guan yu exclaimed. Geb did not like that. He was a sensual lover, not a bitch. Fuck you Guan Yu.
"Geb does not appreciate this." Says Geb, and with one quick smack he pounded Guan Yu to dust.
The end.
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