Hello all!
As you probably know...I LOVE WRESTLING!
It's full of action, drama and entertainment!
But it's more than that...It's perfect for making a fanfic.
Credit goes to The Angry American for giving me this wonderful idea.
And now, here come...the HILLAIROUS MISADVENTURES OF WWE!
Pranks for Chokeslammin'
*Ah, Thanksgiving...the time of thanking god for bullshit...turkey...and of course, Kane's favorite part...*
"CHOKESLAMS!"
*Triple H knows that sound and it doesn't sound good*
Kane: *excited and sugar crazed* Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam, Chokeslam-
Triple H: Calm down Kane, You can chokeslam Bryan later, Right now, it's time for-
Kane: *sugar craze* CHOKESLAM!
Triple H: ...
Kane: *sugar craze* Aren't you gonna get Bryan?
Triple H: Uuuuh, no, not exactly, What I ment to say was-
Kane: *sugar craze* CHOKESLAM!
Randy Orton: *angry* Look, will you just shut the hell up about the god damn chokeslam! I want to eat damn it!
Triple H: Don't worry Orton, We'll fix this, *Turns to find Kane...but he's missing* Alright Ka-...Kane?...Aw god damn it! Where the fuck is he?! STEPH! WHERE'D HE GO?!
Stephanie McMahon: *off screen* I heard him say something about chokeslamming Bryan.
Triple H: *thinking to herself* Oh hell no...
*Meanwhile, Backstage...*
Zack Ryder: *texting to someone*
Kane: *pops up out of nowhere* HAPPY THANKSGIVING BRYAN! :D
Zack Ryder: *freaks out* AGH! HOLY SHIT BRO! WHAT THE HELL?!
Kane: It's thanksgiving...Where the hell is Bryan?
Zack Ryder: ...Are you serious bro, IDK where the fuck he went.
Kane: Well...You'll do. *Chokeslams Ryder and walks off to find Daniel Bryan*
*Meanwhile in another part of backstage...*
Zeb Coulter: How the hell are we gonna prove ourself if we don't get our titles?!
Jack Swagger: Yeah, How come The Rhodes Brawvers get vuh glory?
Antonio Cesaro: Ja, *repeats the question in German*
Zeb Coulter: ...Antonio, what did I tell you about using another language?
Antonio Cesaro: *dejectly* Never use it...
Zeb Coulter: That's right, and you know better than to-
Kane: SURPRISE!
Zeb Coulter: *Screams like a little girl*
Jack Swagger: HOLY CRAP! ZEB!
Antonio Cesaro: Kane, What the HELL do you want from me?!
Kane: ...Daniel Bryan...
Antonio Cesaro: In Swiss...Nein, In German...Nein...In French...Non...In Italian...No...And in English...N-
Kane: *chokeslams Antonio Cesaro and turns to Jack Swagger and asks the same question*
Jack Swagger: *afraid* IDK what the hell your talking about you bastard!
Kane: *this pulls his strings and he chokeslams Jack Swagger on top of Antonio Cesaro and walks off to find Daniel Bryan*
*But what he doesn't know is...*
Daniel Bryan: *putting invisible ink on himself so Kane won't see him* *giggles* Let's see him try to get me...*gets a ghost outfit*
Kane: *finds the room where D-Bry is and lets the ghost costume go...but he still gets no Bryan* ...AW COME ON!...WHERE IS DANIEL BRYAN?!
*Kane is about to throw a temper tantrum when The Shield finally come in*
Dean Ambrose: *grabs Kane's left arm* Whoa there big guy, I think that's PLENTY enough chokeslams for the night ol' buddy ol' pal.
Seth Rollins: *grabs Kane's right arm* Yeah, i'm fricking starving!
Roman Reigns: ...What do I get to grab?
Dean Ambrose: ...Oh...Well...this is embarassing.
*A few minutes later*
Kane: *chained up*
Triple H: ...And so we toast...to the WWE...and to the WWE Universe!
Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Orton and The Shield: CHEERS!
Daniel Bryan: *puts a message on Triple H's door that reads this...*
Dear Mr. H
Don't worry about your friend Kane, I took very good care of him...
Let's just say, He won't be chokeslamming anyone for a long time...
Signed, Your Friemeny, Daniel Bryan.
*Daniel Bryan rides into the sunset as Triple H yells out*
Triple H: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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