Hai! This is just a simple, short one-shot that I made a month ago out of request for my one friend. Hope you like it!

Oh! And speaking of requests, if you have any, please let me know! I'd be glad to fulfill them! Only if I can make it not too OC though. . . And trust me, just because I am new to this site, I still have had years of writing and stuff. Actually, I am soon to finish a book I am writing and get it published, so yeah! Wish meh luck!

Anyways, please enjoy the short fanfic and leave comments! Thanks bros!


"What the hell?! Is he cheating on me?! I'm about to stop at his favorite place in the whole world, and he doesn't even have the decency to pick up my calls or answer my texts?" You asked yourself as you angrily stomped down the sidewalk. Hell, you were still going to McDonalds, America's order or not. He had been your boyfriend for months now, and not once had he done this to you, up until now.

You walked into McDonalds and stepped up to the counter. Knowing you would be stopping at Alfred's anyways to consult him, you got him his usual, along with something for yourself. You walked back out into the parking lot with the bags and drinks and hopped into your car. You started it and drove off towards Alfred's house.

You soon reached your destination and jumped out. Once you reached the door, bags in arms, you pulled out the key he had given you and opened the door. Silently stepping inside and closing the door behind you, you entered the kitchen, set the bags down on the table. and went towards the living room. Slowly entering, you saw Alfred passed out on the couch with a notebook in my hands, along with a pen.

You silently crept over to him and sat on the edge of the couch, careful not to wake him. Very carefully, you took the notebook from his hands and opened it to the first page. After reading a couple of pages, you realized that this was a fanfiction- a dirty one, at that- about the two of you. . .

"Hi, honey. . ." you heard Alfred's soft voice and felt the shifting of his warm body as he began to wake up fully. You looked down at him, then saw his eyes widen.

"(_y/n_)-(_y/n_), d-don't read th-that!" he said nervously. You just gave him an awkward smile and shrugged.

"Too late. . ." you could see his face twist and heat up with embarrassment. You gave a small laugh and a slight gasp as he swung an arm around your waist and pulled you down with him.

"Look, I'm sorry, alright? I didn't mean to read it. It was just sitting there, mocking me, so I did. . ." you tried to explain as he dug his head further and further into your neck.

"Its just embarrassing," he began, "that was supposed to be just for me to read and write when I wasn't actually with you." and that final line just made you burst out into laughter.

"That's alright. But, do me a flavour and go bathe. You stink. . ." you explained. He let out a laugh and sat up, then stood.

"I'll take a bath, then. Care to join?" he offered as a smirk made its way onto his face. You sat up as well.

"Yeah, yeah. Just lemme finish the fanfiction first. . ." you said, opening the notebook back up on your lap. He let out a chuckled and turned around, heading off for the bathroom.

"So weird. . ." his voice trailed off as he entered the bathroom.

"He's such a lazy American. . ." you said aloud. With a goofy grin on your face, you finished the thought with, he's my lazy American. . .