Just a series of random starshipping oneshots that I will churn out as and when my brain comes up with something. Most likely all unrelated, and possibly insane and crackish. Who knows, I haven't written them all yet :P Oh and a lot of them will probably ignore the canon timeline thing (making them AU I guess), because... It's just so tragic! *Wails* D': Title shamelessly stolen from Nicky Minaj lol.

I obviously don't own anything, because if I did, these two would be together. Or at least, heavily pining for each other.

When Jasmine bagsies invitations to some house party, no-one wants to go. Alexis doesn't want to go because she didn't like it any other time she went, Chumley doesn't want to go because he has two left feet and Bastion doesn't want to go because he thinks it'll be stupid, after all, why party when there's SCIENCE to be done? Jaden actually had wanted to go until he realised that the invite said no dueling allowed, after which he hissed at the sight of the damn thing, Syrus wouldn't go unless Jaden went, and Zain somehow just KNEW he'd end up being Team Babysitter. No-one's sure how she manages it, but they all end up going along anyway, on time and presentable and everything. 'Well,' Alexis thinks as she gives the group a once over, 'as presentable as these guys get anyway.'

The whole thing itself turned out not to be a total disaster. As in, everyone got home alive with their belongings and body parts intact. (Dignity, not quite so much.) Except, apparently, Jaden Yuki.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?" Jaden was on the verge of hyperventilating, as any sane person would be when they wake up half naked with some random dude in their bed. Especially when said dude didn't seem to be planning to wake up anytime soon.

"It's okay," he told himself, breathing in and out slowly, "I'll just get up and leave and pretend this never happened." On the plus side, since he wasn't sore he was pretty sure he at least hadn't bottomed. On the not so plus side, he seemed to have finally gotten laid and he couldn't remember any of it. He looked down at the black haired teen beside him. Shame, he was cute and all. Life sucks man.

Just as he was about to quietly crawl out of bed, the body beside him stirred.

"Hey, urmmm, sup?" Jaden scratched the back of his head awkwardly.

"Hey, hows the hangover?" the other guy replied, pushing himself up using his elbows. Seriously, how was this guy not freaking out? It's like he does this on a daily basis or something. Maybe he does. There was something about those blue eyes that the brunette just couldn't tear his gaze away from. He wouldn't be suprised if guys and girls were falling at his feet all the time. Jaden gulped.

"Didwehankypankylastnight?" he suddenly blurted out, pink dusting his cheeks. Waaaaay to go Jade. Smooth. Hanky panky, really? He probably thinks you're a total idiot. At least he no longer felt the compelling need to stare into the other boy's eyes anymore. Oh God.

To Jaden's surpise, the guy gave out a short laugh. He had a nice laugh, it was smooth and made his eyes light up. Drunk Jaden seemed to have really good taste.

"You really don't remember? You stalked me home in the rain, and then puked all over my sofa." He gave another chuckle at Jaden's mortified face. "Then you did some singing striptease thing, and fainted on my bed. I couldn't exactly sleep on the sofa, so here we are. You were obviously very drunk though, I wouldn't take advantage of anyone like that." Oh my sweet flame wingman, could this guy get any more amazing? At this point the brunette's face was probably redder than his slifer jacket.

"I'm so so so very sorry. I'll find a way to make it up to you!"

Names and numbers were exchanged, and Jaden did the walk of shame back to Duel Academy, where he proceeded to mope like a girl all day and refuse to come out from underneath the duvet cave he'd built.

It wasn't till a couple of days later that either of them managed to think up a way that he could 'repay' poor Yusei.

"You want me to go on a date with you? Are you actually crazy? After everything I did?" Honestly, it wasn't that Jaden disapproved, he'd just thought he'd blown it with the whole stalking you while I'm drunk thing.

"It wasn't all bad. The singing was terrible. The striptease, not so much."

Jaden just gaped.

I honestly don't even know. Jaden and Yusei were gonna meet at some party and be all cute and no beds involved, and then my brain went SPLURGE all over the page. Sorry about the OOCness, I've only recently gotten into yugioh so I've just watched a couple of episodes of GX and 5Ds and also the BBT movie (original and abridged coz "This shit be BALLIN'!")