OH MAH GAWD
A SEQUEL
Hai guys! Since "Ten ways to kill Io" was soooo popular, it's...
*random gameshow music and wheeled sign saying 'sequel time' being pushed by a very pissed Aalpha in a cat outfit appears* SEQUEL TIME!
psst, Aalpha! That's your cue!
Aalpha, looking even more pissed off, said in monotone, "meow."
thaaaats the spirit! *whispering to Aalpha* That was terrible...
"Well, excuuuuuuuse me for being forced to participate in a Fanfiction that's all about killing my boyfriend!"
Aw, look what you did! Spoiled the title chapter! Well, I guess I might as well say, it's time foooorrr,
TEN WAYS TO EXTERMINATE DALEK CAAN!
*random Dalek appears* "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE EXTER-"
*Doctor No. 12 appears with Clara Oswin Oswald* "OI! NOT SO FAST!" *Points sonic screwdriver at Dalek Caan *boyfriend* and kills him*
"Oops, wrong Dalek. Sorry, old chap! Didn't know 'Dalek' is netharian for 'Lord'!"
AND SO IT BEGINS!
SOON!
Problem?