Sonic belongs to SEGA.
Episode 1: DOGSITTER DANGERS
Sonic was in his room, practicing his guitar.
"Sonic!" Silver rushed in. "You know the time when you crashed Dad's car?" Silver asked.
"Don't…remind me." Sonic said through gritted teeth.
FLASHBACK
"You sure about this?" Six year Silver asked seven year old Sonic.
"Sure! In 9 years I'm going to get my license any way. Might as well practice!"
5 seconds later…
"I knew this was a bad idea…" Silver sighed, looking at the car slammed against the tree with oil leaking out.
END FLASHBACK
"I know how to pay off the rent on his new one!" Silver said excitedly.
"You mean you got drums?! Awesome! You're a whiz at drums. We'll start a band and get more money than we—"
"No. Even better!" Silver exclaimed.
"What could be better?" Sonic asked.
"We're going to take care of Ms. Wafers' dog!" He exclaimed joyously.
"…………………………………………You're joking, right?" Sonic asked.
"Nope! I told Ms. Wafers that we accept the job!" He grinned.
You could have heard a pin drop.
Sonic put his guitar down and started strangling Silver.
"I'LL KILL YOU!" He yelled. You could have heard him in the next county.
IN THE NEXT COUNTY
"What's wrong Ken?" a woman asked the man.
"I thought I heard someone yell 'Pie pill poo', or something."
ON FRIDAY NIGHT
DING DONG!
"I'll get it!" Silver said. He opened the door. Amy Rose, one of Sonic's various girlfriends was there. "……May I help you?"
"Hi. I'm here to see Sonic." She giggled.
"………………" Silver's eye twitched. "………………SONIC!" He yelled.
"Yeah?" He appeared and noticed Amy. "Oh, hey good lookin'" He said, winking.
"Sonic! You invited her over tonight!? You know we need to leave!"
"NO WE DON'T!" Sonic yelled, making a nice save. "We were gonna stay here. He's delusional." Sonic pointed to Silver. Silver twitched.
Silver was about to yell, but devised a plan.
"Okay, you're right. We were gonna stay. Maybe look at, oh I don't know, saaaaay, YOUR SHRINE TO SALLY ACORN. Who you're still dating." He smirked.
2 SECONDS LATER
Sonic was on the floor. Amy had left.
"NOW LET'S GO!" Silver dragged Sonic all the way to Ms. Wafers' house.
Blaze, Ms. Wafers' foster daughter, answered.
"Hi, Silver." She gave him the usual kiss on the cheek.
"Hey, Blaze." He blushed. "We're here to take care of Oodles, your dog."
"Oh, you are so sweet. Now Oodles is a little sick, so feed her the small pills with each meal. She's a sweetheart. She won't bother you. Good luck." She kissed Silver on the cheek again.
Silver grinned and slowly walked inside. "Oh, man…" He sighed.
"Okay, Casanova, let's find the dumb dog and get it over with!" He walked upstairs.
In a second, a shrill girly scream rang through the house, followed by Sonic running down the stairs. He ran into the kitchen, locking the door. Silver glanced at the top of the stairs. There stood a large German shepherd.
"mommy…" Silver squeaked. He ran towards the kitchen with the dog behind him.
"SONIC! SONIC! OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR NOW!!!!! SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIICCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Silver screamed, banging on the door. Sonic pulled him in. Oodles stood, barking outside the locked kitchen door.
"DIDN'T YOU ASK WHAT KIND OF DOG IT WAS!?" Sonic screamed at Silver.
"NO!" He yelled back.
"Oh, I'm SO GONNA KICK YOUR ARSE!" He yelled.
"I KNOW!"
MANY HOURS LATER
"Hello? Is anyone here?" They heard a voice outside in the living room.
"RUN! You don't know what you're doing!" Sonic screamed.
"It's okay. I'm the animal control. The neighbors thought they heard girls screaming and a dog barking. Are you the girls that were screaming?" He asked.
"NO! Now leave! This dog can KILL!" Silver exclaimed.
"I've never encountered an animal that I can't handle."
Oodles entered. The Animal control took one look and……screamed like a ninny…
He ran into the kitchen.
"…………………Oh, crap…." Sonic moaned.
To be cont'd…