Written for a little naughty a little nice challenge at HPFC. First drabble is rated K+ the second is rated M hence the rating. Hope you enjoy.

"Daddy what's that?" Rose asked as she pointed to a woman flashing her breasts randomly in the streets of London. Ron looked a little closer, and his eyes went wide with surprise at what he saw.

"She's just exhibiting something Rosie nothing we need to see, we've been to enough exhibits." Ron ushered his daughter away from the scene thinking of how he was going to explain this incident to Hermione.


Ron and Hermione sat on there bed completely unclothed.

"I spy something tan and soft." Ron said looking his wife over.

"Hmm could it possibly be my breast." He just nodded and continued to stare.

"It's your turn." Hermione looked down at her husband's soft dick, and smiled to herself she had an idea.

"I spy something hard." Ron just stared back at her.

"It isn't yet though." Hermione reached down and grabbed her husband's dick.

"How about now?" Ron moaned at the pleasure that he got from Hermione's hand.

"Let's stop I spy." Ron said and they made love to each other for the rest of the night.