Welcome to the remake of Naruto: Nine Guns of Olympus.

This is Naruto and The Nine Guns of Earth.

In this story, it's now a sort of Chaos fic, but Naruto replaces Chaos(who faded in the Second Age(will be explained)).

Summary: There was a man who raised the Gods. He was Immortal, and now he has been summoned by accident, and things begin to snowball from there.

I own nothing but this unique story.

Come to think of it, all of mine seem to be one of a kind...


Uzumaki Naruto. Also known as Juubi. The First Immortal. The Forgotten Immortal. The Forgotten. Naruto didn't forget, though.

He had raised the Primordials, who tried to erase him from history in their arrogance. He had raised the Titan Lord Kronos, only for his mother to steal his memories of the man the young Time Titan had affectionately called dad. He even raised and taught the children of Zeus. Hell, Naruto even advised for the King of the Gods. But after the Titans were all defeated, the Juubi was erased from History and all of the gods forgot him.

They always remembered his teachings, though.

But he didn't mind. He enjoyed the gods' petty attempts to remain the dominant force in the world. They, too, were almost forgotten.

A voice came into his head.

"Our summon has been sounded, Naruto." The voice was deep, demonic, almost. It was the voice of Naruto's only remaining friend, the conscience of the Juubi no Ookami, known as Akakiri to him.

Naruto looked up and sighed. He was once a handsome man, now disfigured by one Uchiha Madara. His left and right sides of his body were mismatched.

On the left side, he had blonde hair and a cerulean blue eye with five concentric circles in it. He looked like a God. He held a serene look.

His right side was the opposite. He had ash black hair, and skin that looked like a charred corpse. His face was contorted into one of rage, and his eye was a red copy of his left eye. He had a bandage wrapped around his arm, but a claw was very evident on each of his fingernails.

Naruto wasn't paying attention when Madara had cast a deformation jutsu at him, to break his spirit to see his wives leave him.

They didn't leave, but it had changed everything.

Standing up, Naruto donned a black ANBU combat uniform, and a black trenchcoat with a crimson inside. He had a bow strapped to his back, and a blade over it. Kubikiribocho was inscribed on it's hilt.

At his hips were several pouches of things. Kunai, sealing scrolls(which held his stuff), shuriken, medical supplies, and survival tools.

Speaking for the first time since he seen the gods, his voice was gravelly, and deep, but double toned.

His voice was smooth and silky, but had an undertone of a deeper, darker being, like all of Tartarus was growling words out at once.

"Let us not keep them waiting, Akakiri-san," he said.


The gods, as usual, were fighting. A day ago, Athena had found a strange horn. She blew it, only for it to shatter. An earthquake rocked Olympus, and she knew something powerful had just been summoned.

Being Paranoid, Zeus had wanted to meet the being with full battle regalia.

As the fighting reached it's peak, a black light flashed.

"So. Which one of you children saw fit to summon me," said the man. He wore a mask, and was armed.

"YOU DARE COME INTO MY THRONE ROOM ARMED," thundered Zeus. In a flash, he had thrown his Master Bolt at the intruder.

It harmlessly bounced off and exploded in the floor.

"Not you. And I never go anywhere without my weapons. After that traitorous bitch stole my family, they are all I have left. Sit down, BOY, or I shall make you taste REAL lightening. Now. I ask again. Who blew the horn?"

Athena raised her hand. The man looked at her and took his mask off.

"Ever the curious, Athena... It is good to see you again. By Khaos, you have grown." He smiled sadly. There was a spark in everyone's mind at his swear, but it faded.

"Oh. You don't remember me. I am Juubi. That's not my real name, but I am the one who took care of all of you and gave you your dominions." Another spark. This one stayed, and memories poured into the children of Zeus' heads.

"What is your real name," Zeus said.

The man turned and faced Zeus.

"Names have power, child. I would be a fool to trust my great grandson with mine." Zeus saw and overlap of an old time, at the beginning of his rule. A man, similar to but younger than this one, saying the same words. The voice never changed.

"Yes. I raised your children, trained them, and gave them power. You gave them names and a place to live after my daughter ripped your memories out. I was your old mortal advisor, the "Dead King"." There was a silence, and a laugh rang from Olympus.

"I remember! We all remember! Juubi the Wise, Juubi the Terrible," Zeus said, smiling.

A bright light flashed and Naruto found himself being hugged by Nine Olympians, and the Titans who remained free.

All of them were remembering him, and Naruto smiled.

"Grandfather," began the Titan Crius. "Kronos is stirring.. And Coeus, Theia, Eos, Asteria, Metis, Epimethus, Pallas, and Astraeus have faded.. The rest are with Mother, biding their time... It's just me, Leto, Helios, and Selene, now.."

Naruto was visibly saddened by this, and drew his Titan children into a hug.

"Everyone in this room is my family. You may not be mine through blood, but I have taken my time and raised as many of you as I could. I could not raise the eldest male gods, but I still call them my great-grandchildren."

A chair was summoned next to the Hearth, and Naruto sat in it, and helped Hestia tend the fire.

"So. Why were you fighting when I got here?"

"Zeus and Hera were fighting over his demi-god daughter, Thalia Grace," Hestia said. All heads snapped to her, to see her innocently tending the fire from the lap of Naruto, who had taken the form of an older man.

"She is your stepdaughter, Hera. Be nice to her. They cannot help that they are born. So take it out on Zeus. King of the Gods or Omega of the Lions," he said.

Zeus gaped and paled at the man. Hera blinked and smiled evilly.

"No, Juubi. She's on a quest to save Artemis. It's two days to the Winter Solstice, and she's been captured by Atlas," Poseidon said.

Naruto sighed and flashed out.


So far, Percy's had a shitty day. He's only got two more days to find Atlas and help his companions free Artemis.

Gods, he hoped she didn't turn him into a bunny deer.

He was on a quest with Thalia, Zoe, and Grover, and they had no ride west, as it was destroyed by the Talos prototype that killed Bianca.

And that's when Percy's Demigod senses went off. Something powerful was approaching.

The group turned and saw an older man sitting on a rock, meditating.

"Are you Zoe Nightshade," he asked, looking at Zoe. She nodded.

"Of course you are. I am Juubi. That's the only name you need to know. I am here to get you to a certain mountain. I can do this, because I am going to visit my grandson, as are you. Oh, I am also your great grandfather, Zoe. I raised Atlas' dad, Iapetus." All of the questers were confused, except Zoe, who was also scared, as the man flashed them to the base of Zoe's home.

"I will take care of their monster army. You guys go free Artemis. If all else fails, scream Grandfather as loud as you can," he said, and flashed to the other side of the mountain, before the screams of monsters reached their ears.

Zoe was sweating slightly as she and the others climbed up the mountain. They reached the Garden of Hera and Zoe froze.

"Sisters." Three Hesperides were approaching. Percy thought they looked like Zoe.

"We we no sister here," they said coldly. Pery drew Riptide and raised it at them.

"Brave. But very stupid, hero," a new voice said. A man in a faded Spartan toga approached. He was buff, and tall. This was Atlas.

"And so my traitorous daughter comes home. With an Escort, no less. Isn't it sad, my children? She had so much strength once. Now she's just a weak, pathetic excuse for a demigod."

"Now, now, Atlas. I am sure there is a reason. Where are my sons, grandchild," the questers heard Juubi's voice, and Atlas paled.

"You died. Gaia said you died," Atlas cried.

Juubi spat. His spit left a sizzling hole in the ground.

"I never die. I cannot even fade. You should not listen to your grandmother. Conniving bitch."

"My father and uncle are in Tartarus. The gods cast them there and stole their power," Atlas' voice was laced with venom.

"Come then. Let me return you to the sky. A grandfather punishing his impudent grandchild," Juubi said. He became younger, a solid 25 years of age, and a form built for a balance of speed and strength.

Then dust kicked up, and Juubi vanished. Atlas flew back and landed next to Artemis. Juubi was next to him.

"Zoe. Unleash your retribution. Artemis, I take the sky from you," he said. A flash, and Artemis and Juubi had switched places. But where a Primordial would struggle, Juubi merely looked bored. He was even bench pressing the sky!

Atlas grimaced. The momentary lapse of focus allowed a volley of arrows to bury themselves into his chest. Artemis was holding a repeating crossbow in her hands.

"For Olympus," she said. With that Atlas was pushed up by the earth and Juubi was pulled down. Percy rushed Atlas and slashed his chest, Riptide channeling an earthquake and ripping easily through the Titan's armor. Silver ichor gushed forth, much to the Titan's shock.

"Something I learned from reading up on earthquakes. They vibrate. And vibrations make atoms move faster. The faster vibrating atoms always pass through the slower ones. Meaning I have a blade that lives up to it's name: Anaklusmos. The Current that takes one by surprise," Percy said. Zoe blinked. That was a really ingenious way to use it.

Atlas roared. He smashed his foot down, and a rock shot up. He punched it. The shrapnel was buried into the quartet and goddess.

Juubi sighed and rested the sky on his shoulders, and flashed his hands into handseals. A rasenshuriken formed and spun faster than ever.

"Atlas. Eat this. Gravity Style: Heavy Touch Rasenshuriken," he said. The dark grey shuriken buried itself into Atlas' hand and he felt like he was back under the sky. And with a pull of a silent Bansho Tenin, he was.

"To Olympus. I will explain everything," Juubi said. They flashed away.


Percy was on Olympus. Again. The gods seemed to be intent on hearing this story. All of them, even the minor gods, were there.

Juubi began to speak.

"I was born in the First Age. I was born Naruto Uzumaki. I was a jinchuuriki, a human jail for the strongest demon alive. Third Generation. I was a shinobi, a mercenary for hire that controlled the elements. Did a bunch of odd jobs, got strong. Until I became the target for a group called Akatsuki, who wanted to collect the Nine Jinchuuriki. They wanted to extract our demons and combine them into the son of Khaos and Void.

"That beast was the Juubi no Ookami. And he was broken into the Nine Demons by the Rikudo Sennin, the son of Order and Khaos. The First Shinobi, and the God of Gravity. He made the first Three Great Families, the Uchiha, Senju, and Uzumaki. As time went on, things were chaotic. The Senju and Uchiha made an alliance and formed the first Ninja Village, Konoha.

"But the Uchiha had been corrupted by Madara. He was the Father of the Sharingan, an eye that copied every fighting style and jutsu used in eyesight of the user. A higher level allowed for attacks that used your eyesight as power. Madara unlocked this level, and discovered the way to become an immortal human. He killed his brother and took his Mangekyou Sharingan, and became Immortal. After a while, he killed the Senju line, all but his old friends and their wives. And on my seventh birthday, almost 80 years later, he killed all but three Uchiha. One had been MIA, but Madara had possessed him. The other two were brothers. The younger was my friend, and he was also corrupted by Madara.

"He, too, became Immortal. And then they invented a new jutsu. One that drained a being of their power, life, and knowledge. Madara used it and absorbed the gods we had at the time. By this time, Akatsuki had captured all nine Jinchuuriki, and revived the original Juubi. But then Khaos visited me. I became one of the Nine Guns of Earth, a group like Artemis' hunters, but with only nine of us. He made us partially immortal, and we were sent out with great power. I held the Rinnegan. My wives held the Sharingan, an implant from an old Uchiha, and the Byakugan. I had four wives, mind you. The other two were a woman who could control lava and boiling water, and the last being a woman who wielded this bow. She had six arms, and was a great warrior.

"We got creamed the minute Madara joined the fray. But I realized something by then. Madara himself told me that the Rinnegan was another level of the Sharingan. Which meant I could use the Mangekyou's powers. He was dumb enough to absorb my squadron in front of me. I, in turn, absorbed his partner in destruction, the Juubi. That gave me a power boost. But Madara was still stronger. My dad and mom were absorbed alongside the gods, as well as my adopted grandfather. They summoned the God of Death, Shinigami, and were killed for it as a price.

"Our fight opened the original Doors of Death. And I did something stupid. Madara and I had the same idea: we both absorbed the dead. But I took it another step. My wives had died on his blades. I absorbed the Living. And when we met again, our fight ripped the Earth apart. I became a monster to stop him. I absorbed the earth and the sky. I became a true immortal, and tore Madara apart. His body was spread all over the universe. Void held his soul, and Order held his mind. Khaos created the Primordials and I raised them. But Order was also corrupted.

"Madara's mind had influenced her. She corrupted Gaia, and killed Khaos and Void. Then I killed her, a lucky shot from this very bow. But it was too late. Gaia had corrupted Kronos, too, as he sent her to sleep. I had raised the Titans, and each of them and the Primordials were given a domain from my power. So were you gods, when you came. Compared to then, I'm as strong as I was before I became Immortal, but I have only my Shinobi powers left. I'm still stronger than you all, despite that. You lot took all my domains."

"Oh. And Kronos and Gaia are waking alongside one another. I will not help fight Kronos, but Gaia is all mine," Naruto said.

Zeus got mad.

"Why won't you fight Kronos," he demanded. Reality was hitting Naruto, and he was shaking.

"I will not fight my own son! I refuse to kill my boy! Do not cross me, Zeus! Would you fight your son!? The first child to call you Dad!? Be silent and be seated!" Thunder struck the room and Naruto's eyes narrowed.

His hand shot up, open palm towards his arrogant descendant. "SHINRA TENSEI!" Zeus was imbedded into his throne by the force of gravity.

Then Naruto vanished.


Hestia looked at Zeus and sighed.

"Rule one of survival: NEVER mention killing family in front of Dad, unless it's Gaia, and you're helping plan gruesome deaths," she said.

Hera looked at her sister and said, "He told me rule one was 'Don't Die'!"

Poseidon blinked.

"It explains so much. You two have different rule books," he groaned. A hot coal tipped arrow with peacock feathers hit him.

"We have very good ears, too," Demeter piped up.


Naruto's head was filled with memories.

Flashback:

Naruto was smiling as a five year old sized Kronos showed his caretaker how he learned to erode a rock and make it new again. He also did the same to sand, making it vanish and returning it to basalt rocks. Then he slowed Naruto down and sped up himself, the things around him aging and de-aging all at once.

"That's amazing, Kronos! You've surpassed me and all the skill I've ever had with time," he said. Naruto rubbed the boys hair and Kronos smiled and hugged him.

"Are you proud of me," he asked. Naruto smiled.

"I'm very proud of you. You're the son I never got to have," he replied.

Kronos hugged him tighter and said something Naruto would remember forever.

"I love you, daddy."

Flashback end.

Flashback:

A young Hestia was curled up on Naruto's lap as Hera and Demeter and Rhea and Kronos listened to Naruto tell them the story of one of his adventures.

"I went on a mission once to a really poor country. An evil man had seized control of them, and me and my team had been hired to protect a guy who was bringing hope back to them. The evil man controlled the Water, and they were trapped. But this man was building a bridge. The evil man didn't like that, and sent some men to kill him. But it went wrong. I was friends with the son of the man who came to kill us. We met when we had ran away from our homes because people hated us for something we were born with. The man found us, and raised us, but I had to leave. My grandfather didn't like me running away, but let me get out of the village because he knew I wasn't liked there.

"We fought, and my teacher got injured. A week later, we went to the bridge to find it was filled with thugs. They were yelling at my old friend's dad and I saw my friend laying on the ground. Some things were said, and me and the man who gave me this blade fought them. There must have been close to a thousand men there! And he and I tore through them like nothing. The evil man tried to bribe us to let him walk away, but we didn't. My first teacher, my friend's dad, died killing him. I took his blade and swore to uphold justice, and protect the innocent. I helped people whenever I could," Naruto said.

Hestia looked at him with her big brown doe eyes, and said, "I wanna be strong as you, papa!"

Naruto smiled.

"Hope. You keep on hoping, and you'll always be strong. You girls are strong in your own rights. Remember, power isn't everything. There are other ways to be strong."

Naruto regalled them with more stories until they fell asleep.

His eyes turned to his son.

"Son, be careful.. I know what you've done, and I'm not going to help you when things go bad. I love you, Kronos, but you've dug a grave I can't help you out of yet.. Just be careful in this game you play with Gaia."

Flashback End.

Flashback:

A young Apollo was running from a young Artemis.

"Give me back my bow," she yelled.

Apollo looked ahead and seen Naruto meditating in the living area.

So did Artemis, unfortunately.

As the two 17 year olds ran into the room, Artemis made herself cry and yelled, "DADDY! APOLLO HAS MY BOW!" She ran into his chest and he sighed.

"Apollo, give her back her bow. Go sit in the Dark Corner," Naruto said. He loved raising these kids. He got to raise them until they turned 18, and he loved it. He valued his Family above all. But he couldn't shake this feeling that something bad was coming.

Almost as if it heard him, the earth shook. A figure of dirt and mud rose and held out a hand. Naruto felt himself be teleported into a cavern inside the earth.

He flashed back and hid his summoning horn on Olympus, before he was drug back and knocked out.

Flashback end.

Naruto shook his head and sat on the beach, looking out at the ocean.

A trio of old ladies greeted him from behind.

"Things stir, Grandfather. Things long dead. Beware: you cannot save family and innocents both. Once more, you will have to repeat your past to live," they said.

"I have never bowed to your will. I make my path outside of your power," Naruto replied. They silently left, and Naruto frowned. The ocean rose up and formed two people.

"Oceanus! Tethys," he exclaimed and hugged the duo when they materialized.

"Hey, Dad," they said, smiling weakly.

"We're not here for pleasantries.. Our new boss sent us here to remove you from the war. Ready yourself. We have no control of our bodies," they said. A trident almost buried itself in Naruto's gut, who was saved by another trident.

Poseidon's trident.

"I don't know you. You're on my beach and fighting one of my enemies. So I decided to help," he said.

Naruto nodded and Poseidon forced the sea back from them. Oceanus forced it back. Naruto mentally called up the water and added fire and earth chakra to it.

"Lava Style: Magma Dragon," he said. The elements made a lava dragon and it evaporated Oceanus, who reformed. Then Naruto felt something he hadn't felt since he killed Madara.

'No,' he thought. 'They're all dead.' He hoped so. The First Underworld was gone, and there was no way the second option was possible.

Naruto grabbed Tethys' head and looked into her mind.

A face greeted him.

"Hello, Naruto."

"No. No No NO!"


Aaaaand cut!

First chapter done! I hope you enjoy it!

It's still Narlia. I've an idea to make it not weird.

Also!

I've set a poll up!

Who should Percy be with!

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