Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
In the village of Konoha the sounds of explosives were not always constant and annoying as they had been the past couple years. Any visitors who had been there maybe 2 or 3 years ago would tell you the explosions were very minor and that the earth itself did not threaten to split itself in two. Many times The Hokage would have to get up from his chair, head down to the 3rd basement within the tower (because there were 2 other ones?) take an elevator down 3 more floors, bypass a secret voice activated security gate, maneuver his way through a set of motion tracking lasers, destroy many malfunctioning crime fighting robot and finally take out a metal key and unlock a gigantic door. As you can tell this took the Hokage about 20-30 minutes a day. Today as the Hokage made his way down towards his mad weapons researcher's lab he thought of donuts.
"Glazed?" He thought as he dodged to the right to avoid the new spinning axe trap that had been installed, "or not Glazed?" He took out a pair of kunai and threw them at the laser firing turrets, destroying them. He paused and listened for what had be the millionth time he had heard this phrase.
"Crime is a foot, and you stink!"
Three doors to the side opened and about fifteen or so badly painted orange robots scrambled out each settling into a basic Academy Taijutsu stance.
"That's way more robots than I imagined"
When the Hokage finally reached the gigantic door (mentioned earlier in the previous maybe 3 paragraphs) he shook off the last bit of robotic oil blood that he had on his robes and took out the foot long key needed to open the door. Instead of placing the key inside the hole and turning it he was greeted by something else instead.
"He changed the lock…." He sighed to himself and began to rethink his idea of allowing for his young charge to go crazy underground. Suddenly the door opened.
"Bet you didn't expect that one eh Hokage-samaaa?" A small blonde preteen appeared, dressed in an orange lab coat with sunglasses on. Underneath the lab coat he had on a white tank top and a pair of orange shorts along with a pair of blue flip flops. "Changing the lock provided the ultimate troll, take a note of that Doki." The small badly painted blue trash can standing next to him extended arms from its side, picked up a notepad and took note of it.
"Yes Naruto that was very unexpected." The Hokage sat down on a purple, brown and green chair and looked around him. The lab had not changed since the last time he had been here. The cave had been excavated by many of Naruto's Kage Bunshin wielding sledgehammers, shovels, and many other tools. The earthern walls gave it a cave-like interior, however it had long tubes of wires coming and going everywhere throughout the walls and floor. On the left was a manmade waterfall that spun a waterwheel which powered the lab and on the right was a work table full of designs, tools, and scrap metal. Right in the middle had a large computer with tons of screens showing his progress through the small obstacle course he had just gone through. Watching himself tear apart the robots so gracefully gave him a weird sort of satisfaction. "I came down here to talk to you about the noise."
"You were 0.2 seconds slower when throwing your kunai which allowed my turrets to fire 4 more shots which could have easily incapacitated you. You're losing your stuff Oji-san." The blonde picked up a notepad and began scribbling. "And yes the noise." He walked over to a table covered with yet another badly painted object. This time it was a plastic sheet and it was purple. "Let me show you what all the noise is about." He winked and pulled the sheet, spraying purple paint all over the place. "Forgot that was freshly painted." He said shaking off the paint like a dog.
On the table was a single silver brass knuckle.
"What is this?"
"You don't know what it is?"
"No what is it?"
"Let me show you." Naruto picked up the silver knuckle and placed it on his right arm. He pushed the button on the bottom of the knuckle and the entire thing transformed into a badly painted orange oval that encapsulated Naruto's entire hand. "I call it the Uzumaki Cannon."
"Okay so what does that do?"
"Watch." Naruto began channeling chakra towards his arm causing the hand cannon to power on. Four symbols appeared yet only one was highlighted showing the symbol for Fuuton jutsu (Wind style). He then took aim at Doki, the poor blue trash can from earlier and fired. A yellow concentrated ball of air burst out of the Uzumaki Cannon and slammed into the innocent blue trash can, sending it flying into a wall causing a huge explosion. A small door opened to the side of Sarutobi and another blue trashcan appeared and waddled over to the place Doki once stood. "Isn't this beautiful? I've made it so that it can convert my chakra into whichever element samples I'm able to get. So far I only have wind.
The Hokage was speechless. He had seen the ninja world's first weapon capable of mass destruction and luckily or unluckily it was in the hands of a Konoha genin who had just gone through a harrowing experience and crammed years of knowledge in his brain with the help of shadow clones.
"Naruto." He said "How in the hell did you make this?" He stood up and examined the weapon that was now Naruto's arm. The sheen from the silver still shined brilliantly underneath the splattered orange. The faint whirring of the cannon could be heard throughout the lab.
"Science Oji-san. Science. It's fucking beautiful" Naruto turned around and moved towards his worktable. "The only glitch is it needs chakra of someone with that exact element and it needs to be a ton of it. You don't know how many wind bullets I've been firing just to get wind chakra synced. I've done tons of damage to my lab that I need you to pay for." The blonde picked up a clipboard with various numbers and red circles on the wooden board and handed it to the dumbfounded Hokage. "I've written everything we need on that clipboard. Couldn't find any paper so I just used the board. I'll have your order of weaponized ero-henge pills sent to your ANBU's seduction quarters soon. Good night and good bye Oji-san!" Pushing a button that the clipboard once covered Naruto crouched underneath a table and put his hands over his ears. The Hokage soon found himself listening to the horrifying Miki Shinaj shinobi themed song " Big Kunai"
MY BIG KUNAI DON'T
MY BIG KUNAI DON'T
Sarutobi immediately headed back towards the elevator without saying another word.
More backstory will be added soon, genius level Naruto but will have weaknesses. Leave your reviews and lmk how it is so far! Thanks!