Lumberjack games...Who knew?
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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For want of a nail the shoe was lost.
Or in this case...for want of an ax...a book was found.
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Wendy Corduroy was annoyed. Her dad made her go all the way back to the house just to get a stupid ax! For the stupid Lumberjack game!...It made her so mad! She started swinging the Ax back and forth smacking down everything nearby-
CRACK!
SMACK!
CRUNCH!
CLANG!
Wendy frowned. Clang? She inspected the tree that made the offending sound. She taps the tree with the Ax, which makes more metallic sounds. She wipes away some dust and opens a secret window revealing a mechanical box with two control switches on top. She tests one control but nothing happens. Then she tries the other. Behind her, a hole opens up in the ground.
"What the?" Says Wendy out loud as she looks into the hole...and sees a strange book...
...3 years later...
Dipper Pines wandered aimlessly through the woods setting up signs advertising his uncles shack. "Ugh, Grunkle Stan. Nobody ever believes anything I-
CRASH!
GAH!
Screamed Dipper as he fell into chasm that just opened below him...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Why aren't their more stories where Wendy finds the journal?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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