Where's the Hidden Camera?
Disclaimer: this is for every chapter.X-men belong to Marvel, I claim nothing!
"John, John!" Bobby shoved his friend who had fallen asleep listening to his CD player in Orroro's class. "She's reviewing the final you'd better listen" John woke up with a yawn and Bobby leaned back in his chair.
"Ok so that's our exam, and I trust you all will study tonight. Isn't that right John?"
"Wha? Oh yes, right. Study. Of course." John stacked his books and Storm turned to the rest of the class. "Alright then I will see you all tomorrow" Everyone got up from their desks and exited the classroom
John flipped on his CD player and jumped on the bed with his history book and began flipping pages. "Man you shouldn't study with music on, you'll get your facts screwed around with lyrics, and anyways half the time when your doing school work and listening to music you fall asleep. Bobby sat across from john in a computer chair.]
"then obviously half the time I stay awake, and you forget half the time I fall asleep just doing schoolwork period." John flipped another page in his book. "Fine man do what you want" Bobby got up and left the room. After flipping about three more pages John, like Bobby said, fell asleep.
Next Morning
"John hurry up, we're gonna be late for Jean's final" Bobby ran in and flipped on the lights. "Shit!" John got up and ran down the hallway to Jean's class with Bobby.
"Just in time boys, now please take your seats" Jean began putting papers on the students' desk. "For your final all you will do is explain to me what you've learned in biology this semester" Suddenly Music started to play and everyone began bobbing their heads while writing, everyone except for John who was highly confused. (the music to Paula Abdul's Vibeology) "You got have that Biology, oh that B-I-ology. The dead body is pumped next to me,it has disectability. I love to do what I do, when I do what I do, I'm in a groove when it moves. I'm in a funky way, I'm in a funky way. Dead frogs! I'm in a funky way. Give me that! I'm in a funky way. Give me biology. Biology now what is it? It's the chemistry of dissecting dead things.
Biology, feeling the frog is sending me. Biology, time to cut it down. Ooh biology. Oh the frogs the frogs. Biology. Ayee Ayee.I'm in a funky way. Give me that, I'm in a funky way. Give me the scalpel. I'm in a funky way. Give me that biology. The frogs they keep getting to me. I don't what to do, I'm in a funky way. Oh I'm in a, give me a frog. I'm in a funky way Biology!" With that the bell rang and everyone handed Jean their completed papers, John's paper was left completely blank.
"Hey Bobby what was all that about?" John caught up with Bobby on his way down the stairs.
"what was what about?" Bobby sat on a bench at the top of the staircase.
"You know, Jean was singing about dissecting frogs all period."
"What are you talking about, why would she be singing during our final exam?" Bobby seemed confused and gave his friend an 'I'm worried about you' pat on the back. The he and John descended down the stairs and the eaves dropped on a conversation between Kitty and Rogue.
"when do you think he'll be back?" Rogue gave kitty her please feel sorry for me eyes as the sat on the ground and leaned against the wall. "I'm not sure rogue, he wasn't here very long the last time" Rogue sighed, she knew that Kitty was trying to help. "It's just that.well" and that new ever familiar music started to play (pretend to be nice by Josie and the Pussy Cats) "I try so hard just to figure him out, But he won't tell me what he's been thinking about, and then he falls asleep on the living room couch, With his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out, And then he disappears for a week at a time, And then he shows up just like everything's fine, And I don't get what goes on in his mind,But I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines. Why do you do what you do to me baby? Shaking my confidence, driving me crazy You know if I could I'd do anything for you, Please don't ignore me cuz you know I adore you.Can't you just pretend to be nice? Can you at least pretend to be nice? If you could just pretend to be nice, Everything in my life would be alright" Kitty and Other girls in the hallway (Jubilee, amara, Tabitha.and others) Join in singing "Oooh wee.... Oooh wee.... Why do you do what you do to me baby? Shaking my confidence, driving me crazy You know if I could I'd do anything for you, I don't mean to bore you 'cause you know I adore you. Can't you just pretend to be nice? Can you at least pretend to be nice? If you could just pretend to be nice, Everything in my life would be alright"
As the song ended Rogue and Kitty stood up and began to walk down the hallway. "That would be nice, but I don't think it's gonna happen" Kitty let Rogue use her shoulder as a head rest and they disappeared into the crowd of students.
"Ok man I know you heard everyone singing this time, I mean Hell they we're dancing across the hallway" John watched Bobby shake his head. "Man maybe you should go lie down before Ms. Munroe's exam" Bobby left John dumbfounded. But just in case John felt his head and looked around. "ok, where's the hidden camera?"
A/N The group to which the songs belong is in parenthesis, so what do y'all think. I tried something different and for future reference if you thought the two songs in this chap were good wait till Logan comes back and we visit the brotherhood. -Shitaka
Disclaimer: this is for every chapter.X-men belong to Marvel, I claim nothing!
"John, John!" Bobby shoved his friend who had fallen asleep listening to his CD player in Orroro's class. "She's reviewing the final you'd better listen" John woke up with a yawn and Bobby leaned back in his chair.
"Ok so that's our exam, and I trust you all will study tonight. Isn't that right John?"
"Wha? Oh yes, right. Study. Of course." John stacked his books and Storm turned to the rest of the class. "Alright then I will see you all tomorrow" Everyone got up from their desks and exited the classroom
John flipped on his CD player and jumped on the bed with his history book and began flipping pages. "Man you shouldn't study with music on, you'll get your facts screwed around with lyrics, and anyways half the time when your doing school work and listening to music you fall asleep. Bobby sat across from john in a computer chair.]
"then obviously half the time I stay awake, and you forget half the time I fall asleep just doing schoolwork period." John flipped another page in his book. "Fine man do what you want" Bobby got up and left the room. After flipping about three more pages John, like Bobby said, fell asleep.
Next Morning
"John hurry up, we're gonna be late for Jean's final" Bobby ran in and flipped on the lights. "Shit!" John got up and ran down the hallway to Jean's class with Bobby.
"Just in time boys, now please take your seats" Jean began putting papers on the students' desk. "For your final all you will do is explain to me what you've learned in biology this semester" Suddenly Music started to play and everyone began bobbing their heads while writing, everyone except for John who was highly confused. (the music to Paula Abdul's Vibeology) "You got have that Biology, oh that B-I-ology. The dead body is pumped next to me,it has disectability. I love to do what I do, when I do what I do, I'm in a groove when it moves. I'm in a funky way, I'm in a funky way. Dead frogs! I'm in a funky way. Give me that! I'm in a funky way. Give me biology. Biology now what is it? It's the chemistry of dissecting dead things.
Biology, feeling the frog is sending me. Biology, time to cut it down. Ooh biology. Oh the frogs the frogs. Biology. Ayee Ayee.I'm in a funky way. Give me that, I'm in a funky way. Give me the scalpel. I'm in a funky way. Give me that biology. The frogs they keep getting to me. I don't what to do, I'm in a funky way. Oh I'm in a, give me a frog. I'm in a funky way Biology!" With that the bell rang and everyone handed Jean their completed papers, John's paper was left completely blank.
"Hey Bobby what was all that about?" John caught up with Bobby on his way down the stairs.
"what was what about?" Bobby sat on a bench at the top of the staircase.
"You know, Jean was singing about dissecting frogs all period."
"What are you talking about, why would she be singing during our final exam?" Bobby seemed confused and gave his friend an 'I'm worried about you' pat on the back. The he and John descended down the stairs and the eaves dropped on a conversation between Kitty and Rogue.
"when do you think he'll be back?" Rogue gave kitty her please feel sorry for me eyes as the sat on the ground and leaned against the wall. "I'm not sure rogue, he wasn't here very long the last time" Rogue sighed, she knew that Kitty was trying to help. "It's just that.well" and that new ever familiar music started to play (pretend to be nice by Josie and the Pussy Cats) "I try so hard just to figure him out, But he won't tell me what he's been thinking about, and then he falls asleep on the living room couch, With his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out, And then he disappears for a week at a time, And then he shows up just like everything's fine, And I don't get what goes on in his mind,But I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines. Why do you do what you do to me baby? Shaking my confidence, driving me crazy You know if I could I'd do anything for you, Please don't ignore me cuz you know I adore you.Can't you just pretend to be nice? Can you at least pretend to be nice? If you could just pretend to be nice, Everything in my life would be alright" Kitty and Other girls in the hallway (Jubilee, amara, Tabitha.and others) Join in singing "Oooh wee.... Oooh wee.... Why do you do what you do to me baby? Shaking my confidence, driving me crazy You know if I could I'd do anything for you, I don't mean to bore you 'cause you know I adore you. Can't you just pretend to be nice? Can you at least pretend to be nice? If you could just pretend to be nice, Everything in my life would be alright"
As the song ended Rogue and Kitty stood up and began to walk down the hallway. "That would be nice, but I don't think it's gonna happen" Kitty let Rogue use her shoulder as a head rest and they disappeared into the crowd of students.
"Ok man I know you heard everyone singing this time, I mean Hell they we're dancing across the hallway" John watched Bobby shake his head. "Man maybe you should go lie down before Ms. Munroe's exam" Bobby left John dumbfounded. But just in case John felt his head and looked around. "ok, where's the hidden camera?"
A/N The group to which the songs belong is in parenthesis, so what do y'all think. I tried something different and for future reference if you thought the two songs in this chap were good wait till Logan comes back and we visit the brotherhood. -Shitaka