Nintendogs: Nintendog Grows Up
By Vainglory 2KW8Ω
Jerry was a German shippard who was told when he was a puppy by his human mommy that "Jerry, you are a cat and you say meow!"
"meow" said Jerry.
He went around barfling people by meowing at them. Mothers told their children not to play with Jerry because they thought he was a genetic expirement gone wrong. Constriction workers also avoided Jerry because his meow was very distracting and they'd fall off the girders while they ware working.
One day, Jerry found a bunch of cats playing Fortball with each other so he went up to them and asked if he could play. "Rey ruys, Ri'm a ritty! MEOW!"
"AHAHA! YOU RETARD! YOU ARE NOT A CAT; YOU ARE A DOG!" the cats said as they all laufed at him. Jerry was suddenly very sad so he ran away crying to be alone by himself.
Jerry sat in front of the art museum and he was very upset. He sat on the stairs that looked a lot like the ones from Rockie and did not want to talk to anybody but he was singing along to his favorite Killers CD on his ipod. And he belted out his sole to the limericks: "RENNY RUS UH REND OF RINE! ROH RUM ON! ROH RUM ON!"
How could his hymen mommy lie to him aboat being a cat when he was really a dog all along? He felted very betrayed and he pandered about this for a very long time until his Kippers CD ran out so he switched it to Joy Davison and sang along to it too. He was just finishing singing "RUV RILL RARE US ABARK!" WHEN SUDDENLY!
Two buglers were running out of the museum! "HAHAHA WITH THIS MONA LISA WE CAN USE IT TO COMPLETE OUR SATANIC RITUAL AND GET ALL THE GOLD IN THE WORLD!" THEY WERE wearing black turtlenecks and had dominos masks on so they definitely were not good guys. Jerry had to stop them so he got up, standing proudly, and marshed right up to them. The thinner one said "HEY GET AWAY DOG! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US UNTIL YOU HAVE GROWN UP!"
"ROR RAYBE I CAN!" and then Jerry let out a scream like a fearsome catermount (autims note: that's another name for a bobcat) and the burgers were very scared. "OH NO PLEASE ! WE DIDN"T REALLY MEAN IT! IT WAS JUST A PIRATICAL JOKE!" but Jerry wasn't convinced so he roundhouse kicked the fat one and kicked the skinnier one in the balzac except he was actually a grill so it didn't work and he did another roundhouse kick on her instead.
"Well done! Jerry, I saw everything good job!" the mayor happened to be there on a trip to the museum with his family so he gave Jerry a giant check for a billion dollars and a key to the city that unlocks every door just like on the Simpsons. His human mammy showed up and said "I'm sorry Jerry, I didn't know it would upset you so much that you'd be so distraught! I lied to you because I really wanted a cat all along. Will you forgive me?" and Jerry said "Don't worry about it, human mommy. I understand the reasons behind your actions and I love you uncuntitionally. And I'm okay with who I am and I am a handsome dog with the beautiful soul of a cat. Meow!" So they all lived happily ever after.
Moral of the Story: If you believe in yourself hard enough: you can do anything.