A/N: I was watching Journey's End while I did this. It was fun.
Disclaimer: Everything is BBC's.
How To Annoy The Doctor
By QuietTimeChocolates
1) Right after he regenerates, ask him if you get to have a hand, because Jack won't let you borrow his.
2) When Shakespeare asked if that was a promise (the great big flirt later), did it remind him of Jack?
3) Ask him if he'll destroy a planet for you on your birthday.
4) Ask him why the psychic paper says that he belongs in an asylum.
5) Tell him pin stripes are totally out of style.
6) Say; "Really, only Ianto can pull off a suit."
7) Buy and give him a shriveled rose.
8) Tell him the Master survived, AGAIN.
9) Tell him the TARDIS is mad at him and wants payed leave.
10) Tell him UNIT has assigned a ransom to him.
11) Threaten to turn him in.
12) Say the Judoon have done the same.
14) Threaten to turn him in.
15) Take his sonic.
16) Take his TARDIS key.
17) Ask if he gets frequent flyer years and miles.
18) Ask him what is it with him and blondes, especially Rose and the Master.
19) Tell him he's received a collect call on the TARDIS telephone.
20) Ask him why he didn't name his pet hand.
21) Name it Theta Junior.
22) Take his biology rewriting stopwatch.
23) Tell him you sold it.
24) Offer to track it down for a certain price.
25) Ask if he'll put your enemy in a time lock.
26) Ask to rent a hotel room.
27) When he stares blankly at you say; "From the TARDIS, of course."
28) Ask him why he wears a ridiculous long coat.
29) Tell him his coat looks like Jack's.
30)Tell him the cybermen have converted the Master.
31) Tell him you accidentally ran over theTARDIS.
32) Relentlessly call him Theta.
33) Tell him the daleks and cybermen have teamed up.
34) Ask him if Koschei was his high school sweetheart.
35) When he denies it, say; "Oh please, i've already met Jack, i can handle it."