Hola todos! ^^ I'm back with a new story!
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It was quiet. A little too quiet for Deidaras' likings, maybe Tobi was going to play a trick on him…naw. But it was unusual for Tobi to be so silent in the middle of June because he'd be bickering about summer and being outside, having lots of fun. Deidara looked over his shoulder to see if Tobi was there, no Tobi.
"Tobi, don't you dare play a prank on me, I know that you've been planning the 'ultimate prank', I even have your f*ckn' planning book un!"
Deidara said, raising his voice at the end of the sentence, waving a book titled 'ultimate pranks'. Deidara huffed after no response and tossed the book as hard as he could, hitting the wall on the other side of the room. Maybe Tobi was going to burst through the door any minute. Deidara braced himself for the loud, obnoxious member to slam the door, making cracks in the wall the door collided with, that usually happened and was followed by Kakuzu trying to kill the child like adult. Deidara sighed, trying to focus on his clay dragon that he was making. Deidara was hoping that the dragon would be the best bomb he would detonate until he finds another idea. Deidara also was wondering where Sasori was, probably making his lame puppets in the basement, meh, useless…
Hours had passed and Deidara finally finished his wonderful creation, every detail was correct. It was also at least the size of a bowling ball and looked like a certain Pokemon. Deidara chuckled at the thought of blowing up Tobi with his newest creation, he'll probably ask Tobi to be a test subject, he'll for surely be delighted until he was blown to smithereens. Deidara carefully lifted the dragon and set it by countless other creations such as birds, rodents, insects, dogs, cats, lions and even miniature humans. Deidara gave it one last look before turning away and walking out of his clay smelling room, yes, his clay had an odor. Deidara carefully closed the door, he did this all the time, so he didn't have one of his masterpieces fall off of its shelf. When Tobi burst in, he'd have to jump out of his seat and catch the ones that fell and put them back on its spot on the shelf. Deidara walked into the kitchen and saw that only four members where there for something.
"Where's leader, I thought that he was holding a meeting ten minutes ago with you guys un."
Deidara asked, looking at Zetsu, Hidan, Kisame and Konan sitting at the table, looking just as confused as Deidara.
"Hey, have you even seen Pein?"
Konan asked, looking a little worried and having a little worry tinted in her voice. Deidara shrugged, not knowing that the others had questions to ask him.
"Do you know where Tobi is?"
Zetsus' white half asked, Deidara shrugged again, confused that Tobi and leader were missing.
"How about Itachi or Kakuzu…?"
Zetsus' white half continued on, Deidara was really puzzled now, why where the masterminds, excluding Tobi, missing?
"Sasoris' missing as well, why are the masterminds, excluding Tobi, missing un?"
Deidara asked, confusion coating every word that left Deidaras' lips. Konan bit her lip in worry and confusion.
"Have you checked the basement un?"
Deidara asked in pure worry, eying the basement door.
"No…"
Konan said, shaking her head slowly. Deidara jogged towards the door and opened it, running down the stairs and flicking the lights on while he was at it. Deidara turned the corner and stopped in his tracks, mouth gaping.
"WHAT THE F*CKN' H*LL UN!?"
Deidara roared, falling back and being caught by Konan. The five stared at the animal at their feet in complete shock. There stood a Husky with an orangish kind of fur on its face and a grey pattern with white cloud shapes on its sides. (A/N: Think of it, the grey is the black of the Akatsuki cloak and the white is the red clouds. ^^) The dog happily wagged its tail and jumped up on Deidara, who fell back and looked into the dogs' eyes. They were a lively red and excitement with happiness radiated from them. The dog barked sharply twice in midrange pitch quietly. Deidara studied dogs when he was younger and understood "Hello", "Get away", and "Lets play!" so Deidara understood what this dog said. It was typically a "Hello" if Deidara could remember it.
"Hello?"
Deidara said quizzically, staring at the dog straight in the eyes. The dog stopped wagging its tail, jumped off of him and rolled over onto its back, showing submission. Deidara looked away from the scared dog and muttered a quick 'sorry'. Then a bark, more deliberate in delivery, in mid- to upper-midrange pitch, sounding a little forceful was heard from another part of the large empty room. Deidara looked over to his left to see a large brown dog with long pointed ears that stood up, long tail and muscular body. (A/N: Think of the dog that was mainly Kakuzu in the story Stitched dog and I don't care if I'm giving their identities away.) Deidara was surprised to see the Husky jump up to its feet and bound over to the other, panting. Deidara stood up and whistled to see if any other dogs where hiding in their basement. A large Labrador retriever with black piercing like objects on its muzzle and ears walked up coolly to the other two dogs. Then a small Miniature Pincher trotted up with its tail high in the air. Deidara looked at the canines, inspecting them, they looked familiar…Then a pair of glowing red eyes, identical to the Huskies', opened in a dark corner. Then a large black dog, most likely a black Husky breed that Deidara couldn't name, stepped out, giving the five a cold stare. Then the dog gave a soft, low pitched growl that seemed to come from its chest. The dog was stiff-legged, upright posture with slow, stiff-legged movement forward. Deidara didn't move, but got up, body slightly sloped forward and it hit him. The black dog was saying that it was in charge around here and Deidara just challenged the dog to a fight. The four that had been forgotten watched as Deidara seemed to expertly communicate with the canines, well, they knew that Deidara just accepted a challenge if the black dog offered one, bad move. The black dogs fur on its shoulders and down its back bristled, while Deidara racked his brain in pure panic to figure out how to keep the fight a bay. Deidara did the best he could to imitate a series of yelps, indicating that he was surrendering as the large black dog had its ears definitely forward, combined with bared teeth and wrinkled nose. Then the Labrador jumped in the way, bristling fur down its tail while having its lips curled, revealing not only its teeth, but the gums as well with visible wrinkles on the nose.
"What's going on?"
Konan asked Deidara, leaning forward slightly, but keeping her feet loose and not braced just in case if the dogs look in her direction.
"Well, if I can remember, these dogs are challenging each other to a fight and those aren't pretty un."
Deidara said, racking his brain for his childhood intelligence. Then the brown dog gave a single, loud, sharp short bark in the midrange pitch which was delivered quietly, making both dogs look at it. Both angered dogs tails bristled at the end while the two gave a single moderately loud, sharp short bark in higher pitch. The brown dog had its fur bristled only on its shoulders while it started to pant. Deidara inspected the dogs thoroughly. 'Piercings, stitches, orange like fur on its face, red eyes?!'
"I've figured out who these dogs are un!"
Deidara blurted out so suddenly that the five dogs jumped slightly.
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Okay, I'm done! You guys have NO idea how f*ckn' HARD it is to understand dogs, unless you're an expert like me. ^^ Next chappie coming soon, and you all should thank Akatsuki Chef for suggesting that this story should start soon. Please review, and NO mentions of flames or else the dogs will attack you. ^^