Yoko's girl: I don't own anything at all, so there! But some day I will own my sweet Yoko (duh), Kurama, Hiei, Jin, Touya, and Yusuke.

Kuwabara: I swear you and other girls go crazy of those guys.

Jin: And what so bad 'bout that?

Kuwabara: Why don't girls do that when they hear my name?

Hiei: #1: You're a baka. #2: Your not as good looking as we are.

Y.girl: My point! Now on with the fic! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Monday Morning

Yoko's girl: I hate school! We never do anything fun at all!

Dark Ninja: I know, I know, but at least we make it though the day.

Y.girl: I just thought of something! (snaps fingers and a puff of smoke appeared. After the smoke cleared it revealed a very puzzled Hiei.) I'll take Hiei to school! ^o^

d.ninja: Darn it! I never have any fun, wait! (pulls out cape and let it sore though the air. It formed a box, then dark ninja said a few words and pulled the cape, and all of a sudden. The one, the only, BAKA appeared.) Yes! I get to torture the monkey.

Hiei & Kuwabara: How did we get here?!

Y.girl & d.ninja: We are the all mighty authoress. We have power to control anything and everything that goes on in this fic!

Hiei: So you called us here for your own enjoyment? (Both girls nodding) Well, I'm going to tell you this right now. Both of you don't scare me, and I won't be used for entertainment. Starts to take out katana.

Y.girl: Ooo! I'm so scared, come on fight me I dare you.

Hiei: Hn, you're just.asking for your death!
Hiei ran toward Y.girl, but then he was thrown back with a ball of light.

Hiei: What the heck was that!

Y.girl: Just to let you know I can control electricity, and that was Ray of Sunlight.

Kuwabaka: Man if you can do that, I don't want think of what your "puny" sister can do!

d.ninja: PUNY! WHO YOU CALLING PUNY, BAKA? FREEZ YOU IDIOT!

Y.girl: Shhhhitockey mushrooms! Duck! (In only about 30 sec. Kuwabara was frozen. With frost bites from head to toe.) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yoko's girl: So how did ya like it? Funny right?

Kuwabara: You won't get away with this! You'll hear from my lawyer.

d.ninja: What are you talking about? We don't own you so you can't sew us! ^_^

Hiei: That makes perfect scene if I do say so myself.

Y.girl: Anyway I need at least five to bring on the next chapie, so R&R. ^.^

d.ninja: No falmies from Kuwabara fans (whispers) if there are any?