Kale Mills Vs. Horror Fest
--Hellraiser--
By
Kurt Baros aka the Falcon
Authors notes: Ok people for all those who are wondering who Kale Mills is, he a freelance government assassin.this will be in a long line other Kale Mills stories and yes im am shamlessly tring to promote him. Also the Hellraiser cast my seem OOC but hey if you had a gun totting psycho after your ass even if you were a demon you would probley run to so on with the story.
Chapter 1 –Hellraiser-
A man wearing an expensive suit sitting in a large leather wrapped chair picks up the phone and dials a number. The phone rings a few times before it is picked up.
"Is the operation in play?"
"Yes its is...I'm just in the middle of making some last minute checks before I go green light."
"good…good…remember if you fail or don't report in, in at least six hour we will proceed with plan B and bomb your location is that clear."
"Give me ten hours at least"
"Eight"
"Fine after this job is you can deposit the money in the usual place"
"Ok...good luck…and good speed"
The man on the other end hangs up the phone while the man in the leather chair places the phone down on its receiver.
Signs, "I wise you the best of luck."
A man slips a suit of combat armor over his body and then puts a helmet on his head. Then he goes to the next room, grabs a jackhammer off the pegged wall, and then grabs two Springfield X-D Tactical's. The man grabs the ammo belts both weapons and then grabs a huge boa knife and sticks it in his boot. He walks out the door and to a bank of elevators. He presses the down button and waits for the elevator to arrive. The elevator arrives and the doors open up. He steps in and presses the button marked B-10, the doors close and the elevator descends. It stops and the doors open, as soon as they do the man walks over a key pad and holster a jackhammer shotgun on to his left shoulder. He presses a seven-digit code on the key and then he sides a key card down the access side panel.
"Kale Mills beta five seven"
"Code accepted… you may enter."
The door sides open with a hiss and the man walks in. he looks around the circler room and inspects the panel and other things in the room to make sure that they won't be able to get out. The door closes behind him with a clank and a hiss.
"Lock down protocol Romeo one tango…level A-1…initiate program now."
A mechanical voice comes over the inter-com.
"Level A-1 security protocol lock down activated…gun turrets coming on line…sections A, D, C, and G locked down…lock down is now complete."
The man then walks up to a low small table in the middle of the room that has a cloth covering something on it. Before he sits down the man removes the helmet and cracks his neck from side to side, as the view rotates around him. While the view rotates around him the runs his hand through his sandy blond hair. Right as the view centers on his face he open his eyes showing cold blue eyes. He then slips back on his helmet and puts the straps back together.
"This is no time to stale yourself…so I might as well get this over with."
With that Kale un-slings, the jackhammer from his shoulder and does a quick re-check of the jackhammer also the two Springfield X-D Tactical loaded with 13 .45ACP HV rounds. He holsters the two pistols and sits down in front of the table placing the jackhammer across his lap. Kale removes the cover on the table reveling the infamous the gold and black inlayed Lamont Configuration puzzle box. Kale fiddle's around with it for about 20mins before the box starts to make several clicking sound and starts to change back to its original square puzzle box shape that it was. The lights in the room flicker on and off and the large crack form on the wall. The wall splits open wider and eerie blue light can be seen beyond the cracks in the wall. Kale calmly stands up with the jackhammer in his right hand. As he does this large hooks shoot out from the shadows trying to imbed them-selves into flesh only to bounce off kale's body armor. Right then pinhead walks out of the shadows followed by the rest of his crew who step up from behind him.
"Damn ya'll are fu'ugly."
Pinhead who is unfazed by what this human had said speaks up.
"You will experience such exquisite pain and suffering…"
Pinhead continues his rant while kale yawns not paying the least bit of attention as he calmly flicks off the safety from the jackhammer. While pinhead continues his rant, kale cuts him off short.
"Shut up you sato-mastacise, leather wearing, butt-pirating fairy."
With that, Kale raises the jackhammer up at pinhead, aiming it at pinheads face which was only four feet away.
"Feel this you sick fuck."
Pinheads eyes widen for a spit second before the human pulls the trigger, firing three quick blasts from the weapon blowing most of pinheads face apart. Pinhead last thought before his head explodes.
'How could a human kill me…me a demon…the lord of pain…the harbinger of suffering…"
Pinheads body stands on it own for about three or four seconds before it wavers and the knees buckle. The body hits the floor with a thud. Black blood flows freely from the headless corpse.
"Damn that was annoying " –quote from duke nukem 3-D-
The other Cenobites that came with pinhead blink staring at the inert body of there master and then back to the heavy armored human holding the shotgun. They look back to pinheads body and then back to the human trying to comprehend how he could have killed him. Then a cock of the weapon brings them back to reality as they stare wide-eyed at the armored human. They involuntarily step back as the human steps closer to them raising the jackhammer to his shoulder with a smirk on his face.
"Now it's your time to die you Cenobite bitches."
The Cenobite known as butterball decides to grow a pair of balls right then and there and he steps forward holding a butchers cleaver in his right hand. As he steps forward raising the butcher cleaver, his tiny demon brain doesn't comprehend that his cleaver is no match for the humans jackhammer. With a smile on his, face kale raises the jackhammer as butterball step closer, he de-presses the trigger blasting the Cenobite with a quick three round burst into butterball's chest. Butterball stumbles backwards from the shear force of the blast and falls on his back. Kale cocks the jackhammer again switching to single fire mode. He walk up to butterball's quivering body and aim down ward right into the Cenobites face.
"Damn you are one stupid son of a bitch"
Kale de-presses the trigger at point blank range blowing his face apart. Kale turn around to now scared shit-less demons and cocks the jackhammer again.
"Ok…now which one of you brain dead retarded demon fucks want to die…"
Before he could finish a very large skin-less hellhound jumps from the shadows right on top of kale, pinning him to the ground. When the hellhound hit him, it knocked the jackhammer from his hands making it fly across the room. The hellhound opens it huge mouth the tear off kales head, but before it could, kale grabs its neck and with inhuman strength, he holds it back.
"Get off me you butt-ugly bastard"
The other Cenobites steps forward to help kill this human but before they could the human uses his free hand to upholster a gun from his side and places it to the right side on the hell hounds head.
"Fuck you and die you fucking ugly bastard."
Kale pulls the trigger blowing the hellhounds brain out with a high velocity round. The hell hounds brain matter and gore spatters all over the other Cenobites who flinch at this and stop in there tracks. As they watch the human push of the now dead body of there beloved pet off oh him, they back up deeper into the shadows hoping that the human wouldn't see them. They try to slip back into the hole in the wall that leads back to there dimension. However, before they could the man stands up holding both pistols and fires a round from one of them right in front of the Cenobites who in turn stop and turn to face the human.
"OK…now that the ugly fucking mutt is dead, we can get back to the business of me killing the rest of you brain dead Cenobite fucks."
With a sadistic smiles
"So who's first."
The princess speaks up half way stepping forward.
"What…what plane of hell did you spawn from."
The human bursts out laughing and when he stops he looks at them again.
"I didn't come from hell I was created on earth."
Kale raises the other pistol at the Cenobites and without warning, he start to pull the trigger on both of the Springfield X-D Tactical's, empting both clips at them. High velocity rounds slam into three of the four remaining Cenobites, killing two while only wounding another. The two now very dead Cenobites slam against the wall from the impact of the high velocity rounds slamming into them. They slide down the wall as kale re-aims at the other two Cenobites who are trying to get away and pulls the trigger again. In reply, all kale hears is dual click sound from his guns as the chambers slide back letting him know that he had spent both of the clips. He lets out a chuckle. The two Cenobites look like they would have wet there pants if they could have.
"Damn the both of you are lucky I spent my clips."
The remaining two Cenobites scramble back through the portal to hell. Kale calmly watches as the princess and the Chatterer scramble back to hell, as He drops to two spent clips and pulls out two fresh clips slamming them into the pistols. Kale slides back both chambers cocking them then he re-holsters them. Kale walks over to the other end of the room to retrieve the jackhammer cocking it. Kale walks through the portal after the two Cenobites.
"Hmm…hide and seek…I love this game."
The two demons run for there life even faster as they hear the human cock the jackhammer. They pass a bunch of lesser demons.
"There is a human coming behind us he killed pinhead and the others stop him NOW!"
The lesser demon's obey her commands and rush off down the tunnel. As the chatterer grabs the princess while holding his wound which is gushing out black blood.
"We must make our leave princess before he reaches us."
"They will stop him."
"No… they won't all they will do is slow him down."
With that, they hear lots of gunfire not to far off. The two Cenobites run off trying to put as much distance as they could from the human. Mean while kale rushes down the tunnel and as he rounds the bend, about two dozen lesser demons rush him. Kale opens fire with the jackhammer finishing off the rest the clip of the jackhammer. He quickly drops the shotgun then whips out both of the Springfield X-D Tactical's and opens up and the remaining demons. After all the lesser demons lay dead on the ground kale drops the two spent clips and reloads two more fresh ones. He holsters them and picks up his jackhammer, he removes the barrel clip and puts it in a holder on his back and then pulls out a fresh barrel clip and slams it on the jackhammer.
"God killing these retarded bastards is getting way to easy…man I thought this was going to be a harder job then this…at this rate I'll be home before dinner."
Mean while the two Cenobites continue to run for there lives they hear more gunfire not to far off behind them. The Chatterer stops and winces some from the pain in his arm.
"Princess you must go on and leave me behind…you must save yourself…all I am doing is slowing you down."
"No I will not leave you behind Chatterer."
The demon fells a swale of pride when he hears her say his name. But then he push's himself away from her and starts to run down the hall. He stops and turns around there eyes meet.
"My princess you must go and find the other's they will be able to protect you…I will slow him down so you can get away and get help."
With that, the Chatterer runs off down the hall to try and stall the human for as long as he can so his princess could make her escape. As she starts to run off, she hears three quick blasts from the human's shotgun, not to far off down the hall and then another quick blast from the shotgun. If she had, had the ability to cry she would have but instead she just kept on running.
"Your death won't go un-avenged Chatterer."
Kale rushes down the hall after the two remaining demons, as he comes around the bend one the most ugly fucked creatures he has ever seen in his life also comes around the charging him. He quickly raises the jackhammer and lets off a three round burst. The bullets slam into the demon's side causing it twist but it kept on coming. Kale cocks the gun again and at almost point blank range, he lets out another volley of rounds. time slowed down for the demon for a second as he saw the rounds leave the humans weapon and slam into him, then when he hits the ground he feel oddly numb. The Chatterer looks to his right and sees the lower half of his body about three or so feet from him. Then he sees the human walk up to him and raises his foot up and then he brings his foot down of chatterer's face. Kale removes his foot from the now crushed head of the demon.
"Hmm…god you guys are pathetic."
Rips off one of the demons are and begins to write a message on the wall. After he was done, kale throws the arm off a nearby landing into the abyss below. Turns and walks back to the portal to earth. Looks at his watch.
"Hmm…I think ill order some pizza tonight."
The princess rushes into a room full of other's of her kind torturing the souls of humans.
"A human killed our master pinhead and the other's that where with him, he's in the tunnels killing all who cross his path he must be stop before he gets any further."
All the other Cenobites drop what they were doing and rush out the door the kill this human that has invaded there home. However, all they find and mutilated bodies of about four of five dozen demons, at least they think that there where that many. The princess was the one who found what was left of chatterer's body. Its was another demon that saw the message written on the wall in the dead Cenobites black blood.
-If I see or hear about any of you degenerate fuck ups anywhere on earth I'll come back here and I will finish what I started here with all of you ugly bastards-
When they reach the gateway that leads to the human world, they found it closed. some of the demons growl in frustration not realizing that, that doorway being closed was keeping them from dieing a very horrible death at the hands of the human that killed so many of there kind. The princess turns to the others.
"I want this doorway sealed and for it to never be opened again…this human is a force to be reckoned with he is too much for any of us to destroy."
Kale walks around the room with the five very dead Cenobites. He walk over to what was left of pinhead's body and takes a about a dozen nails that had been in his head along with some of the black leather that he wear. The he walk over to butterball and grabs what was left of his glasses. Then he goes over to the hellhound and rips off a paw and two claws from another foot. Then he takes misc. stuff the other two dead Cenobites. After that was done he picks up there bodies one by one and walk over to the huge garbage shoot and dumps there bodies down it.
Bone'apatete you spiny little mother fuckers."
Kale walks to the elevator, goes back up, and calls for three pizza's to be ordered and then takes a shower. When he gets out the pizza's come about fives minutes later. Kale grabs a slice and calls his employer. After that, he goes to the list and runs his finger down it while taking a bite of the pizza.
"Ok…no…no…not yet…maybe…no…yes."
Taps his finger on the piece of paper and takes another bite. Runs his finger over to the destination of the target.
"Texas…I guess I'll have to pack for this."
Author's notes: I plan on kill all or most of the horror movie monsters, demon, and psycho's. So if any of you out there want kale to hunt down any movie bad guys let me know and ill consider it along with all the others I've pick to hunt down.