Kidnapped
Chapter 1: The beginning
Text: talking…
Text: Hallows talking or arrancar when their power is emerging
Text: zanpakuto talking or inners in the Naruto world
Text: thoughts
"Mmm…oh yeah… mmm…"
From this statement… where do you think we are? IT'S NOT PERVERTED!!!! They are eating ramen… Who? Well… you'll have to read to find out! I don't own Naruto, Bleach, or the ramen shop… I do own new ramen, and weird food…Lets see…. The story starts… NOW!
Inside the ramen shop, four hungry ninja are waiting patiently for… well, their ramen…
"Old man! Hurry up!" Or not…
"Sorry Naruto, here's one pork bone broth, miso- flavored, with extra pork on top!" the store owner, Matsu, said.
(A.N. I got his name, right?) "One BBQ flavored ramen with extra chicken and pork for the Uchiha!"
"Hn…" said the chicken- but haired Uchiha…
"One regular chilly pepper ramen for you! And one miso ramen for the lady! Enjoy!" Matsu said and then left…
The three chunin ate their ramen in like five seconds… then they turned to see their mentor jonin, who had finished his soup in like two sixths of a second!
"Well that was good, now we'll all split the bill in thirds…"
"WHAT!? THIRDS!? You mean your not paying!?"
"Dobe…" Said Sasuke.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, Sasuke- Teme!?"
"Quiet Naruto!" Sakura punched Naruto out of the ramen shop and ran after him… Sasuke followed soon after. Kakashi sighed, "Guess I'll be paying this time…"
Out in the land of… hallows… yeah, uhh… Grimmjow, Ulquilorra, and D-Roy are just… hanging around… well for Grimmjow that is…
"GET ME DOWN YOU… YOU'LL BE SORRY IF YOU DON'T!!!" Our blue haired arrancar said… He was hanging upside down… tied to a … pole like thing… and screaming at anyone who'd come, and to the two people who put him up there…
"Uhh… How bout no?" D-Roy said, doubling over because he- he- he couldn't breathe! Ulquilorra was just sitting there!
"D-Roy I think you should put him down now…"
"So what? He won't die!"
"Now…" D-Roy jumped, he hated to see either of them like that because he… couldn't do that… So, grudgingly, He untied Grimmjow from the… pole like thing…
"Thank you! Now, who wants to watch Grudge 3?!" D-Roy jumped up and ran towards base… He loved scary movies!
"HEY MORON! WAIT FOR ME!!!" Grimmjow ran after him, hoping that D-Roy wouldn't break the DVD player this time.
"Whatever…" Ulquilorra didn't enjoy movies at all… So he walked home…
Ok! At the town of… Karakura, three Soul Reapers, Chad, and Orihime were eating lunch under a tree… Don't worry the soul reapers are in their gigais… Well one is in his own body. Oh and a stuffed bear is there too!
The names are: Hitsugaya Toshiro, Renji Abarai, Ichigo Kurosaki, Kon, Orihime, and Chad! Hitsugaya and Renji are sparring, Ichigo and Chad are sparring, and Orihime and Kon are eating bean paste sandwiches with anchovies and mushrooms… I can tell why everyone wanted to spar…
"Chad, you ok?" Ichigo hit Chad with his sword and wanted to know if he was ok…
"Yep, I'm fine… let's take a break" Chad sat down with Ichigo and talked about school… well, Ichigo did all the talking…
"RENJI! STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!" a very pissed captain said.
"Sorry but this is too fun!"
"BREAK! I CALL BREAK!"
"Ok, ya weakling little shrimp they call captain!" and they sat down… Hitsugaya trying to kill Renji on the way…
Our four ninja were now walking along a road… when Sakura spotted something!
SAKURA'S P.O.V.
Oh… what's that? It looks like a mask!
It is a mask, you baka!
Meanie!!! I'm gonna follow it!
Ok, whatever just don't get me killed!
I followed the mask, then I heard footsteps behind me…
"Sakura-Chan!!! Wait!" Damnit, it was Naruto! I, well we since Naruto caught up with me, got to a clearing and saw the mask. Well, for one, it wasn't a mask, it was a monster. And two, It was really big!
"Mmm… Fresh souls! Perfect!" It paused… "But… Don't we have enough members? Well yeah but… ok…" I think he was having a mental argument with himself…
"Who are you?" we both said in union…
"Lord Aizen needs more members in his organization so I'll just bring you two!" He swiped a claw at us and we saw no more…
NORMAL P.O.V.
"Naruto! Sakura!" Kakashi said, looking for his two students with Sasuke… "Where are they?" Then… Sasuke spotted a black butterfly…
SASUKE'S P.O.V.
A, butterfly?
Don't follow it!
Shut up…
I went to follow it… But then everything went cold… I turned around to look at Kakashi… He was frozen… Then I saw the butterfly again, but it turned into a black hole…
Don't jump in, I gotta bad felling…
What's the worst-? But I didn't get to finish my sentence because the hole pulled me through and I saw darkness…
NORMAL P.O.V.
That night in the soul society, Renji, Hitsugaya, and Ichigo returned… And was ready to go to their rooms when they saw a shadow…
"Who's there?" Hitsugaya said… The shadow reveled itself… Showing a chicken- but haired, teenager that was dressed in a Soul Reaper uniform, with a zanpakuto also…
"Who are you?" They all asked, never seeing this guy before…
"Sasuke Uchiha… Chunin…" and then he passed out…
"Sasuke?" Hitsugaya said…
"Uchiha?" Renji asked…
"CHUNIN?!" Ichigo yelled…
Ha! Ok… Reviews… I need at least three to make chappie two ok!? Whoever stays with this story gets a mental cookie at the end!!!
Naruto: cookies?! I'm so reviewing!
Me: no characters…
Naruto: damn!
Me: well, review! I need at least three!
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