Honestly, I don't know where this idea came from… okay, maybe I do. It just so happens, I tried this little experiment while my friend was over. And I learned something valuable today; Mountain Dew, up the nose, hurts like [insert swearword of your choice].
You should know, I don't own Maximum Ride. Or Mountain Dew. I know I have at least a dozen of them, but I don't own it. Get it? Oh well, just keep reading.
::Fang POV::
I don't even know why I tried it. All I know is I regret it. Maybe it was because of Nudge and Angel's bambi eyes. Or maybe, because the Gasman's voice was so hopeful. Now, thinking back on it, I never questioned why they didn't do it themselves, or to each other.
"What could happen in one little experiment?" Gazzy asked. I almost said Ask Iggy, but held myself back as they led me to the kitchen.
"So what am I doing again?" I asked.
"We want to see if you can drink something while your upside down, through a straw." Nudge explained as Angel got a straw and a can of soda.
"But, that's not water." I noticed. Angel shrugged.
"Mountain Dew tastes better." She said as they got me a dining room chair. I put the back of my knees on the very top, with my feet and shins hanging down the back. My butt was where I would have put it if I was sitting down, except now it was just upside down. My shoulders rested on the end where my knees should have been. I was, in fact, upside down.
"Ready, I said, blood rushing to my face. Gazzy placed the can in my upside down hand, and I tried to take a sip through the straw. Now, this may be a bit difficult to picture, but if you don't get it, just know that I'm upside down, and the can is not.
I began to try taking a sip, but Angel shouted.
"Careful! You're going to spill it!" So, without thinking, I did what I would have done, and turned it to what I though was right side up, but what was indeed, right side down.
Apparently, even soda is restricted by the force of gravity. And so, it all came splashing in my face and hair. Me, being upside down, got it up the nose, and down my throat. This of course, made me chock and gasp and sputter, and then I fell off the chair, smashing my face against the floor. This, of course, left my younger flock mates in hysterics.
"What's going on?" Max asked, walking into the room. By then, I had at least cleared the stinging soda out of my eyes, and was trying to blow it out of my nose. Max looked at me for a moment, and trying to leave with my dignity, I began to leave. That was, until the can decided to roll right in front of me. Of course, with my luck, I just had to trip on it, hitting my head on the ground, again. That time, Max was laughing too hard to ask if I was okay.
"I'm going to go shower." I grumbled.
I know, I'm ignoring Iggy. But if he had been with the younger kids, Fang would have question the innocence of their experiment, and I couldn't have him walking in with Max, because some perverted people might let their imagination wander to why they were together in the first place. Anyways, yes, this did happen to me, and no, I did not find out the answer, because I was too bust pouring Mountain Dew on myself. Fun Fun.
If you want to try this experiment though, go ahead, and be my guest. Try to video tape it though, because I want to see what it looks like, and my friend didn't have her camera when I did it. Buh Bye for now!
~NP~