A/N - This takes place a few months the Key of The Starry/Grand Magic Games, JUST THE GAMES not the whole future Lucy and dragons plot and also in my story Crime Sorciere is a fixture in the guild and Cobra has joined Crime Sorciere, and Kinana knows she was Cubelios. I like Cobra and Kinana, so I wanna explore their relationship :)
Oh its on!
Chapter 1 - Juvia's new love rival
" NATSU! GET OFF MY BED RIGHT NOW! YOU IDIOT!" Lucy screeched, she was exhausted as they just came back from a hard mission but it was already to late, when the pink haired dragon slayer touched the pillow, he was nearly in dreamland.
" Luccee shut up and just go to sleep you weirdo," Natsu mumbled sleepily as he wrapped the blanket around himself and Happy, then Lucy burst into hot angry tears. She couldn't stand this any longer! Why was he constantly in her bed? The mailman, milkman and the delivery guy, were always surprised to see Natsu in the morning, up before Lucy so it did spread rumours around in Magnolia Town.
Now what was Lucy supposed to do? She wasn't going to admit defeat and get into bed with the dragon slayer. That happened six days of the last week and each day, she woke up surprised that a heavy arm was around her and a blue cat was curled on top of her head. The week before last, she had tried sleeping at Erza's, Levy's and Wendy's place. Erza scared her with her outfits, books kept falling on top of her at Levy's and Wendy had to keep getting up in the night to help people who were ill. She could try the Connell's or the Strauss's house? NO! Natsu had no right to run her out of her home...
Lucy gained some confidence and she decided to use of one her celestial keys, she had a plan formulating in her mind...
" Gate of the twins! I call upon Gemi and Mini!" Lucy smiled as she saw the two blue figures.
" It's nice to see you mistress Lucy," They called out to her.
" I want you to transform into Gray and lie next to Natsu!" Lucy grinned evilly, she was sure this was going to work.
Gemi and Mini did what their mistress asked of them, and they transformed into a half naked Gray, they didn't understand what was going on though. When 'Gray' entered the bed, Natsu immediately put an arm around him as Lucy tried to cover her laughter. Gemi and Mini soon picked up what their mistress wanted doing, being pranksters themselves and seeking out their inner troll, they rolled on top of Natsu... crushing Happy.
" AHH NATSU!" The exceed screamed he was squashed under Natsu, Lucy was pleased.
" What... GRAY GET OFF ME YOU PERVERT!" Natsu yelled, Lucy was in hysterics as Gemi and Mini went as far to hug him. 'Gray' had the terrified Natsu pinned down.
" He llllikes you!" Happy grinned as Lucy was now on the floor in laughter, at Natsu's face at Happy.
" I love you Natsu! We should go on more missions together, spend more quality time together and always be TOGETHER," Lucy was now hiding, as she laughed at Gemi and Mini's pathetic attempts to scare Natsu. Lucy could hear Happy, saying they should find Juvia. That just gave Lucy a brilliant idea, she grabbed her camera - and took pictures with Gray on top of Natsu. That would teach Juvia that she isn't a love rival! But also ruin Gray's reputation... Gray'll understand, Lucy hoped...
" Natsu every time I fight you, I fight my feelings towards you! I love you Natsu! We must be together!" Lucy could see the twins were having to much fun watching Natsu squirm.
" Gray your pants!" Happy eyes were wide. Lucy was pleased that the twins now understood Gray's mannerisms, or Natsu would have seen straight through this, she thought as she was snapping away. Natsu was now officially terrified with a fully naked Gray on top of him.
" GET OFF ME NOW YOU BASTARD! WE JUST BEEN THROUGH THIS LAST WEEK - I LIKE LUCY!" Natsu forgot where he was and threw Gray into Lucy's wall which made a horrifying dent, which Lucy was going to have to pay for. Lucy liked her? AND GRAY KNEW THIS? The celestial mage huffed, Natsu jumped out of the window with Happy as Lucy turned to Gemi and Mini, who were back in their normal forms.
" Did you know Natsu liked me?" Lucy asked.
" Yeah! Ever since the first time he has transformed into him, he has always got that feeling when he looks at you! And you with him!" The twins giggled.
" And you didn't think to tell me!" Lucy shouted.
" No but we told all the other celestial spirits!" So even Aquarius, Loke and Aries knew? Lucy face palmed and got into her bed but she realised her bed was now freezing. Lucy sighed.
" I'm such a idiot!" Lucy shouted.
" We know!" The twins agreed, then quickly opened up their own portal as they saw their mistress's facial expression of anger.
The next day -
Lucy and Plue walked towards the guild hall, as a possessed Juvia walked out towards Lucy.
" LOVE RIVAL! JUVIA IS GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU! GRAY-SAMA WAS IN YOUR APARTMENT ACCORDING TO FLAME BRAIN!" Lucy was now going out of her mind, with anxiety and fear. Juvia was going to kill her and then she realised the camera that Plue was holding.
" Me and Gray were doing nothing! But I think you should look at these photos to see who the actual love rival is!" Lucy suggested as she grinned evilly. She was going to kill Natsu when she sees him, for unleashing Juvia.
Juvia snatched the camera that Plue was playing with, and as the water mage looked at the photographs, rain started to pour to the ground. Juvia was in floods of tears and then Lucy felt extremely mean. Juvia was extremely depressed as she thought that was the reason Gray ignored her advances, and then everything made sense.
" Juvia those pictures aren't real - they are Gemi and Mini pranking Natsu!" Lucy started to shake the water mage, who now waved a sigh of relief. " But these pictures can get rid of all your other love rivals!" Lucy exclaimed. " You should go show these to all the girls in the guild hall and pretend you are upset, that Natsu and Gray are together..." As the idea popped into Lucy's head it came straight out, she was now regretting saying it to Juvia, who shook her head.
" JUVIA WILL NEVER DO THAT TO HER PRECIOUS GRAY-SAMA!" Juvia roared and went back inside, Lucy hid the camera in her backpocket and made Plue go back to the spiritual world. She walked up to the bar where she saw Gray and Natsu fighting each other, and Gray looking at Natsu like 'DAFUQ' you talking about?
" DON'T TOUCH ME STRIPPER!" Natsu pushed Gray off him.
" Gladly flame-brain!" Gray went to speak to 'Mystogan' well Jellal as him and Crime Sorciere were at the guild, crime sorciere is now composed of Cobra, Ultear and Meredy as well but to the outside world they were in disguises and they were a secret part of Fairy Tail - they were Mystogan's team. Cobra and Jellal were the only one out of Crime Sorciere who were here as Ultear and Meredy were on a mission and they took Laki with them. Everyone in the guild knew the secret now and they were prepared to give a second chance to them four.
" Hello Mira, Lisanna, Erza, Cana and Levy!" Lucy said as she walked up towards the bar, she showed them five the pictures as they burst out laughing at the scene. Cana and Lisanna had tears in their eyes, Levy was absolutely in hysterics and Erza boomed out in laughter.
" Lucy this is to funny!" Lisanna was wiping her eyes as Juvia also took a seat, as Alzack, Bisca and Azuka walked into the guild with Wendy and Charle who wandered over to them.
" Whats so funny?" The white exceed asked then Lucy showed her the pictures.
" Is that he-cat squashed under Natsu?" Lucy looked again and realised that, Happy couldn't move then she was in tears again.
" Juvia wants love rival stop showing them pictures of Gray-sama!" Juvia wanted to defend Gray badly, but she was also starting to laugh. Which made the girls laugh harder...
" Ooh girls look the latest edition of Sorcerer's Weekly is here!" Evergreen and Kinana walked up to the bar, holding out the magazine as the girls started to gather around them both.
All the girls got a massive shock when the boys were on the cover even Romeo, disguised Cobra and 'Mystogan' was. Ever started at Elfman who was in the centre and was topless, Lisanna, Mira and Erza noticed this and burst into a fit of giggles but the truth was you could see that the guys were definitely fit.
They read and turned the page over where the first page had a free poster of Gray and Juvia made a quick grab for it, she looked very triumph but nobody cared as they read the article. They turned the page to see what Gray was talking about, it was revealed the guys view on finding a girlfriend and what they want in a girlfriend. Mira started reading it out.
Gray Fullbuster
" You have been voted the hottest guild member for a few years running before we tell you your standing, are you looking for a girlfriend or are you happy being single?"
" I love the attention I can get from girls! I'm loving having one night stands and clingy girls hanging around me. I want to find someone cool and confident, so maybe I should start looking outside of the guild but there is girls I would still bang inside the guild. I think I would definitely go for a blonde! !"
Lucy wanted to crawl away from Juvia at this moment as she was painfully silent. Mira looked up at Juvia and Juvia winced and asked Mira to carry onto the next person's view.
" Lucy can Juvia have some of those pictures?" Lucy's eyes were wide - Juvia called her by her first name. Thats how despaerate Juvia was?
Mystogan
" You have a massive fan base and most of the female population have been writing in to see more of you! What are you looking for in a girlfriend?'
" I like cute girls who want to be taken care of! I definitely want to be someone's knight in shining armour! I totally would love to find a girl who needs protection, I don't really tend to date girls who don't need taken care of. "
Erza looked over at Jellal and grabbed the article then looked at Jellal again. Erza was furious! Thats why Jellal didn't kiss her, he is a spineless man she thought! Reason was Jellal is weaker than her! Lucy and Wendy stepped back from the scarlet mage. Mira carried on...
Bixlow
" Hey Bixlow whats up my man! You have been voted party animal of the year by us! Are you looking for a girlfriend or do you have one already?"
" I'm not really looking for a serious relationship at this time, I'm just enjoying hanging out with a few cute babes at the minute but yeah if the right girl came along, and she made obvious hints at liking me..."
Lisanna looked really disappointed, and that shocked some of the girls. Bixlow and Lisanna did hang out a lot but they seemed really good friends because Lisanna was always helping him take care of his babies. And she also helped him and team thunder god decorate their pad with Elfman and Mira...
Elfman Strauss
" Hello again Elfman, most of the female population were majorly impressed when we saw you take down Bacchus! That was awesome man, what are you looking for in a woman?"
"I want someone who take care of me and someone who doesn't mind me man! SOMEONE WHO'LL NOT HIT me MAN!'
Well that was quite frank that he didn't want Evergreen and she tried to pretend she didn't care but it was was quite obvious she did. Mira quickly turned over to the next page... then she quickly threw the magazine away and Levy picked it up and carried on reading.
Freed Justine
" Hey Freed, it's a pleasure to finally see you again. After interviewing you last time, most of our readers want to see your relationship status! According to them they think you are a charming man and they want to know what you look for in a girlfriend,"
"To be honest I think I would like a wife not a girlfriend, I definitely would love a serious relationship. Someone who'll be my friend to and someone who'll be my equal, and not terrify me!" Levy read out.
" ANOTHER WEAK MAN!" Erza claimed who was getting more riled up by the second. Lucy was totally confused at that point. Was this interview made up of lies?
Cobalt Erik - ( Cobra's disguise name )
" Hello Cobalt, as Mystogan's right hand man and newest member of Fairy Tail, you must have a few girls after you or are you already in a relationship?"
" I definitely have a few girls in my eyes, that I would love to ask out on a date, before I joined Fairy Tail - a few girls definitely wanna piece of this..." Kinana winced and then laughed.
" HE WISHED! They took a look at me and ran, this interview is just a full of lies," Kinana was in hysterics thinking back to when she Cubelios, and how scared girls would be of her.
" I bet they still liked the look of Cobra though," Cana retorted. You could almost cut the tension with a knife between Cana and Kinana in that moment, Levy noticed this and moved on not finishing Cobra's interview.
Laxus Dreyer
" Hey Laxus - your the resident heartbreaker of Fairy Tail! Congratulations! Is there any way you can be tamed?"
" I'm the second best mage next to Gildarts! Woman want a piece of me everytime, I don't really stick around girls to long and I've broke hearts but yeah chicks dig me! And I love girls! So yeah I'm not looking for anything serious!"
Cana laughed at the pigheaded quote, pfft - that wasn't what he was saying when I was hanging out with Bacchus, Cana thought but she didn't really care but she had an idea formulating in her mind as she drowned some more beer and Levy moved onto Gajeel.
Gajeel Redfox
" Your cool, your badass, your confident - you are Gajeel Redfox and most of your female fans want you on a motorbike and there have been some requests that can't be read out, are you looking for a relationship and what kind of body do you like?" Levy stopped reading right there, and Lucy banged her head on the table - she could see it now Gajeel probably said he wanted someone with big boobs. And she was proved right - DAMN GAJEEL! Most of the interview Lucy didn't want to repeat infront of Wendy... Lucy then saw Loke's interview and smiled.
Loke Lion -
" Hey Loke we haven't seen you in forever! How is our resident playboy?"
" Playboy is off the market!'
" Most of your female fans will be disappointed! Who is the lucky girl - is it Miss Heartfelia?"
" No it's not Mistress Lucy! It's actually Aries, she is my best friend and we have been through a lot together, to be honest I think she is the only one for me,"
" Isn't that quite ironic because in the real world wouldn't a lion be eating a sheep?"
" Who says I'm not eating Aries? If you get what I mean.."
" WOW!" Lucy had nothing but to say but she was going to have serious talks with Loke later about Aries.
Romeo Conbolt -
" Hey Romeo, your fourteen now and your starting to take your place in one of Fiore's most popular guilds, are the girls digging that?"
" Yeah! I've met so many nice girls such as Chelia Blendy she is awesome and so kind! I really like her! She is also really pretty,"
What the girls didn't expect was to see Wendy to get upset. Another thing that Chelia has that I don't have, she has the bust and she has the boy... Charle then slapped her like she read her mind. Lucy then skipped past all the lesser known mages interviews, then skipped past Jet's, Droy's, Nab's, Alzack's, Warren's and Max's until she got to the one she was looking for.
Natsu Dragneel -
" What's up my man Natsu! How are you feeling before we reveal where you stand on the top hottest guys? And has a special girl came into your life?"
" The only girl for me is the one I'm sleeping with but I don't know if she likes me in that way and I'm the hottest!"
" WOW! She must be smoking... and do you think your guild can get any girl they want?"
" Yeah once I set her on fire and yeah I think they can!"
" He's sleeping with someone?" Lisanna stated then looked at Lucy who shook her head. So Natsu wasn't a virgin? And he was going in her bed this whole time...
Lucy was actually gobsmacked. The only person she could see Natsu with was Lisanna and she liked Bixlow but who could it be? Last few weeks, it had just been her and him, and Happy on a mission. Apart from when Lucy made a quickstop to her parents grave. So he must have been with someone then. But he said to Gemi and Mini that he liked her? Lucy felt angry, but she wasn't sure why.
STANDING - The Top Ten hottest male mages in Magnolia
10. Elfman
9. Bixlow
8. Gajeel Redfox
7. Freed Justine
6. Cobolt Erik
5. Loke
4. Mystogan
3. Laxus Dreyar
2. Gray Fullbuster
1. Natsu Dragneel
And hopefully in a few years Romeo will surpass them all :)
My name is Jason and I hope you like this interview!
" Natsu beat Loke?" Mira spoke.
" Probably because he's in a serious relationship now," Cana replied. "Listen up girls and guys! I have an idea!" Cana drank more alcohol and then the guys finally stopped fighting with each other, Natsu sat next to Lucy.
" What's your idea Cana?" Gray asked.
" Is it true that all of you can get any girl you want? Natsu said it in the interview..." Cana asked.
" Aye sir!" Happy said.
" Wrong! He cat has being going after me all of this year... And not once have I even went on a date on him!" Charle responded.
" Well maybe not in Happy's case, but yeah I have confidence that all these guys could seduce all of you!" Laxus said as Charle covered Wendy's ears. Charle didn't like where this was heading...
" You wanna bet?" Cana stood up and walked towards Laxus with her hands on her hips. Lucy was not liking where this was heading...
" HAHA! One of these guys SEDUCE me?" Erza was laughing so much she choked on her strawberry cake.
Jellal laughed. " We'll see Scarlet..." Erza who stopped choking, then Jellal realised shit suddenly got serious.
" Is that a threat Fernandes?" Erza suddenly got closer to Jellal. The scarlet mage bringing out her sword...
" Wait! Cana you are not being serious are you?" Kinana asked and Lucy sweat dropped, when she realised that Cana was 100% being serious.
" A chance to get my ships together!" Mira clapped her hands together.
" No Mirajane! We are going to prove to the guys they can't get any girl they want!" Cana spoke. " So basically if one girl is seduced or agrees to be your girlfriend, that girl will be punished by doing a humiliating dare that is set by who ever seduced her and if the boys don't do it within the month they have to strip naked for Sorcerer's Weekly," Cana drank some beer. " Overall if more boys seduce the girls, they get a year calendar of us in outfits they want us in or if more girls stay away the boys have to be their personal slaves for a whole year!"
" Sounds fair enough!" Everyone agreed.
" Even me do a dare?" Wendy asked frightened out of her wits.
" No Wendy! YOU ARE TO YOUNG!" Charle was going out of her mind now.
" Wait I wanted to ask Wendy to be my girlfriend," Romeo said. " But I'm not stripping! I'm not Gray!"
" Really?" Wendy smiled.
" WENDY! He is just playing you," Charle said and she smacked Romeo as Cana face palmed and Kinana & Mira put an arm around Wendy as Laxus and Natsu gave Romeo a high five.
" Oh..." Wendy tried to hide the fact she wanted to cry.
" No Wendy and Romeo can be part of the bet as well, but whoever loses between them has to do the chores for the guild!" Cana stated.
" Don't you think this is going to end in tears?" Lucy questioned. " Because it'll be obvious that the person who is trying to seduce the girl or ask to be their girlfriend doesn't really love them..."
" Thats what going to make it more interesting!" Laxus and Cana said at the same time.
" What about Juvia? ALL IT WILL TAKE IS GRAY TO FREAKIN SMILE AT HER AND SAY HE LOVES HER AND BAM!" Lucy shook her head as Gray laughed at how easy this was going to be.
" Juvia will resist Gray-sama's charms to prove that he can't get Juvia! After all Juvia is angry about all the love rivals! Juvia will not touch Gray-sama!" The whole guild looked at Juvia and she looked really determined, and Gray somehow felt oddly turned on...
" Well Juvia I'll gladly make you beg to be my girlfriend!" Gray smiled at Juvia. On the inside Juvia knew this was going to be tough, but she suddenly had an idea, she wipped out her aye phone and she dialled a few numbers.
" Oh Lyon-sama! Juvia would love to go on a date with you, would you pick me up around 7? You don't need to book a hotel!" Lucy and Mira were dead, as Cana give Juvia a pat on the back. Gray felt very odd, like he almost felt jealous.
" The girls will show resistance to your charms!" Erza said as she marched towards Gray, Natsu and Jellal.
" I want no dirty tricks or fowl play!" Gajeel stated.
Levy asked. " And what happens when a girl seduces the boy or a girl askes the boy to be their girlfriend?"
" I think the same punishment still applies, so both have to strip if no one does the seducing," Cana said.
" Wait wouldn't that be confusing incase both got confused who did the seducing or both asked each to be their partner?" Freed and Mira asked.
" Yeah it would be, second thought just keep it to the original plan," Cana said.
" Wait isn't Lucy my girlfriend she is a girl and she is my friend," Natsu spoke as the whole guild face palmed and Laxus got angry.
" YOU DENSE IDIOT!" Laxus tried punch him but he avoided it.
" No Natsu, a girlfriend is someone you love and someone you would marry in the future and have kids with," Lucy replied.
" But Lucy you said you loved me when you were sleep talking!" Lucy's face went Natsu's favourite colour. That one damn time... The girls stared at her.
" I love you like I love the guild!" Not even Natsu was buying it.
" Well I'm going to make Lucy my girlfriend easily," Natsu said.
" In your dreams..." Lucy responded.
" LOVE RIVAL I mean Lucy! Do not fall for Natsu's CHARMS!" Juvia was relieved that Lucy was no longer her love rival...
" I know Juvia," Lucy handed Juvia the camera as Juvia respectfully nodded at Lucy, Juvia knew that Gray would make her jealous, so she had to distribute these pictures.
" This is going to be so interesting to watch!" Master Markarov stood in his usual place and gave all the guild members a fright.
" MASTER!" Mira glared at him, soon the guild members were going back to business and Natsu, Lucy and Happy were picking out their next mission.
When they finally picked one, Natsu leaned next to Lucy...
" Lucy it's on!" He put his hand on her hand.
" Natsu, oh its on!" Lucy is going to make sure that Natsu was the one humiliated not her...
Hehe what do you think :3
This is my first fanfic please be nice and review :D
Pairings are fairly obvious but it doesn't mean that the boys are going are to stick to one girl xD Who do you think is gonna win? The boys or the girls!