The Following Trailer Is Rated NFM For No F##king Mercy!
From the author who just had his aging, overweight ass beat to the finish line by his own adaptation, comes the conclusion to the monumental orgy of blood, death, and debauchery that won the hearts of millions around the world, only to crush their hopes and dreams at the last minute. Honestly guys, it's Game Of Friggin Thrones, you should be used to soul-crushing hopelessness and despair by now.
Game Of Thrones Season 8!
Slice into the eight season of HBO's legendary magnum opus, that disappointing over half the fanbase, blew up social media, spawned petitions to remake the entire season, pissed of SJWs by knocking off the show's one black female character, and caused countless Google searches to see if Arya Stark was really of age.
Winter is here, and it's cold as shit, as the lucky few who have managed to survive through all seven seasons assemble for one last round of oversexed slaughter.
Experience the literal rush of the Finale zipping past at the speed of light, as seven seasons, 67 episodes, and eight years of buildup are concluded with less skill and grace than a two year old trying to wrap Christmas gifts.
Squirm in your seat as GOT finally steps out with a sex scene that actually made people uncomfortable, a phenomenon thought to be impossible, as Arya goes the distance with Gendry, which leads to absolutely jack shit since she tells him to piss off two episodes later.
Join your favorite cast for the titanic battle against the Night King and his unstoppable horde, an event almost a decade in the making that is wrapped up in a single episode.
With the Night King dead, watch your hopes and dreams melt like the Iron Throne itself as Daenerys loses her mind and goes on a rampage, and the ever underappreciated Jon Snow must bring the story to an end by doing two things that HBO will never be forgiven for: Forsaking the iron Throne, and killing Daenerys Targaryen.
So endure the burning sting of high expectations blow to shit, and witness the end of an era, as Game Of Thrones proudly rides off into the sunset with both middle fingers held high in the sky. Yeah buddy, the feeling is mutual, I assure you.
Starring:
Ian McKellen- Night King
Kingkiller- Arya Stark
The Mad Queen- Daenerys
Royally Screwed- Jon Snow
Trigger Warning- Missandei
Friend Zoned- Gendry
Slam, bam, crushed you ma'am- Cersi
Every disappointed GOT fan ever- Drogon
And for your viewing pleasure...
Episode 1- The Reunion Of Surviving Characters
Episode 2- Statutory Stark
Episode 3- The Long Dark Screen
Episode 4- Shit Is Coming
Episode 5- The Desolation Of Daenerys
Episode 6- The Melted Throne
Game Of Subverted Expectations!
At long last, all the blood, boobs, and ball cutting has finally come to an end. It's over… or is it?