A Land For Tards

by KattheKat

Join us in a competition to find out who is the strongest and weakest player in a little game called Minecraft! We each roll dice to determine our house, weapons, food and much more! Will the vegetarian, the sarcastic ass, the dumbass or Steve win? Read our awesomeness to find out and review to guess who will die or win the epic competition!

1. Meeting the Players

It's just me. I'm alone in this land. A Land For… Tards. Yes, indeed it is quite an unusual name, but did you really suspect this fan fiction to be serious? Even if I tried, there's no use! I mean… how is it possible for Minecraft-A.K.A the game with block piggies-to be serious? Anyways, let me just continue with my story.

This is about four players in Minecraft who will fight or survive to the death by rolling dice and, depending on what number they get, will determine their house, weapons, armor, food and everything else. Who will win? Who will die in the fiery pits of Nether land? Will someone get pissed on? Find out in A Land For Tards!

Let's meet the players, eh? (No I'm not Canadian)

*I put down what my friends wanted for these, so please don't mind AnonFunnyBunny for being such a dumbass. Thank you.

MeowMeowMeow13

Name: I am the great and powerful MeowMeowMeow13. (Author name: KattheKat)

Strength: Riding a piggy with a saddle and carrots. Lots and lots of carrots. o.O (CARROT ORGY!)

Weakness: Piggy avalanches. I tend to stop and pet every single one until or unless I die.

Clothing: Blue PewDiePie shirt, grey pants (jeans)

Best weapon: Diamond sword (I swing my sword, sword, sword, my diamond sword, sword, sword! :D)

Armor: Butter!

Notes: I meow a lot and use words such as ermagerr! (Oh my God!) Even though I love kitties I love piggies way more. I hate ducks! (Chickens) Also, I'm a vegetarian, therefore so is my character. Yay, apples!

AnonFunnyBunny

Name: I am the AnonFunnyBunny of awesomeness! (Author name: AnonymousFunnyBunnyInc)

Strength: Sticks.

Weakness: Sticks.

Clothing: Leaves.

Best weapon: The feather! Causes great damage! LIES *America does not approve*

Armor: Diamonds (Everything's better with diamond armor! Unless you DIE :))))

Notes: Hates nature, rides wild chickens, and occasionally pisses on Steve. No one really likes Steve anyways…

Alyx Link

Name: Alyx Link, the sarcastic ass! (Author name: tsundereIggy1)

Strength: Forest fires

Weakness: The annoying sounds of the goddamn skeletons X(

Clothing: Black tank top, dark green kackies, and black converse. Like a bau5

Best weapon: FIIIRRREEEE!

Armor: Diamonds

Notes: A total goddamn sarcastic ass, what do you think? And meows frequently X)

And then there's Steve...

Name: Steve

Strength: Apples and cake

Weakness: Getting hit by a mob

Clothing: Blue shirt

Best weapon: Swords

Armor: Gold

Notes: Gets peed on at the most random times and is very boring. The other players wish to kill him with all their hearts.

So there you have it! All of the epic players (And Steve) who are ready to compete with each other in the Land For Tards (The actual land name). Will the vegetarian win? We highly doubt it... Who will? We need to stop asking questions or else you'll kill all of us.

Please review telling us who you think should or will win in the end!