Sakura:…*Giggles* I have problems…
Kazuhira: O_o You're just now noticing this?!
Sakura: I have been perfectly sane until now, thank you!
Hichigo: *Sadistic grin* Bitch, you don't know the meaning!
Sakura: & you do?!
Hichigo:…shut up…
Shiro: HHHIIICCCHHHIIIGGGOOO! 888DDD
A/N: Have you read my stories? Do I seem like I am the mastermind behind the awesomeness of Bleach? (& no…Sôsuke Aizen ain't the mastermind either…We just like to let him think he is!)
~ENJOY ;3
Callidora Jaegerjaquez: Aisai~ is there anything good to do?
Sakura Schiffer: *Shrugs shoulders* I don't know…I found a smelly fish! (^_^)
Callidora: Oh! Let's prank call someone!
Sakura: O-tay~! Your man or mine?
Callidora: Oh! Yours! *Calls Ulquiorra Schiffer with blocked number*
Ulquiorra Schiffer: *Answers phone* Hello?
Sakura: You ARE the father!
Ulquiorra: Excuse you?
Callidora: FISH!
Ulquiorra: Pardon?
Sakura: Smelly fish?
Ulquiorra: I do not comprehend your outburst…who is this?
Callidora: You smelly my smelly fish? Smelly fish good! Good smelly fish!
Ulquiorra: Were you dropped on your head at any point of time when you were an infant?
Sakura: I will slap you with my smelly fish! Fish wars!
Callidora: Fish lips!
Sakura: Fish sticks!
Callidora: Grimmjow-Sama's fish!
Sakura: Grimm-Kitty's stick! 8D
Ulquiorra: *Quietly hangs up phone*
Sakura&Callidora: *Keeps naming off random fish & stick things*
Callidora: Aizen-Sama's fish!
Sakura: Pimp-Sama's stick! 8D
~FIN (for now…)
Sakura: Oh~ Pimp~Sama~! I have a serious question for you~
Aizen: Please Sakura-Chan…ask me anything.
Sakura: *Gin smile* Are you…naked under your clothes?
Gin&Tosen: O_O
Aizen: *Dramatic smirk* Why yes, Sakura-Chan…yes I am…
Kazuhira&Narunosuke: *Covers ears* THAT'S IT! I'M DONE! I DON'T NEED THIS INSANITY!
Callidora: I…um…i….REVEIW!~
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