This story has no particular pairing, It's just for a bit of fun mostly. I was a little bored and i know a lot of people take the mic out of Lea Michele's nose so i thought I'll do a story about that. It's all in a dialogue because i thought it might be better in just dialogue. Anyway tell me what you think and enjoy.
"Hey guys!"
"Fucking hell Berry i can see your face!"
"Hey Noah! I am highly insulted by that remark."
"Hi guys! Who's the new girl?"
"It's me Finn."
"Rach?"
"Yes."
"As in Rachel Berry."
"... Yes."
"Oh."
"Wow Berry, I'm definitely taking her virginity."
"Oh me too San!"
"Can i join your threesome?"
"Puck! I am not having sex with Brittany or Santana."
"So you are having sex with them together?"
"NO!"
"Artie you can have Tina! Rachel go out with me?"
"Dude I haven't had a date in ages!"
"Ahem excuse me Matt but your girlfriend is sitting right by you."
"Oh... sorry Mercedes."
"Hell No! Mike you can have Tina. I am so over her so Rach go out with me please!"
"Wow hold on! Mike your dumped, Artie i've lost all of my respect for you and lastly... Rachel you don't want to date them, they're rubbish kissers, go on a date with me instead."
"Tina... I uh... No thank you"
"Woah Berry your hotter then Cheryl Cole."
"Wait! Are you gay Quinn?"
"I've been best friends with Santana and Brittany for years, what do you think?"
"I... Yes."
"Wrong Kurt. I'm Bisexual."
"Oh..."
"So guys... What do you think of my nose?"
"I soooo wish i wasn't gay right now."
"I soooo wish i was gay right now."
"Mercedes!"
"Kurt!"
"Do i take it you like it?"
"Yes."
"Yep."
"Yes diva."
"Yeah."
"Yep Ray."
"Whatever Berry, your virginity's still mine."
"Uh huh."
"Manhands it is a huge improvement."
"It looks Awesome Rach."
"Berry. Two words. Two hot Jews!"
"Uhh that is three words Puck."
"Huh... oh yeah."
"Right enough of this! Come on Berry, Brittany."
"Wait where are we going?"
"Janitor's closet."
"W-why?"
"You know why Berry."
"Oh."
"Lets go."
"Yaaay we're taking Ray's big V!"
"Puck you coming?"
"Santana you serious! Hell Yeah."
"Well come on then!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Damn, Puck is one lucky Dude."
"Amen bro, Amen."
"Mailman, Mailman, Mailman, Mailman, Mailman..."
What did you think? Good or Not? Reviews are appreciated. :)