How Many Eds To Enter a Contest
By: D.Stone
One day in the cul-de-sac, Ed, Double D, Eddy was on the sidewalk. Eddy was thinking for a skate park scam, Double D was thinking how the angle of the ramps, and Ed wasn't thinking anything. "This isn't going to work, Eddy, the angles can't be created at 360 because we do not have the wood to create that." exclaimed Double D. "What, all we have to do is create a half-pipe, charge a quarter, and bingo, jawbreakers for Eddy!" screamed Eddy. "The skaters are going to fall and we won't get the rarest jawbreaker because they will ask for a refund," announced Ed. "Ed, did you just predict the future of Eddy's scam?" asked Double D. "GRAVY!" screamed Ed.
"Well, that didn't last long wait, rarest JAWBREAKER!" announced Eddy. "Hey dorks, you planning for another failure." exclaimed Kevin. "Well, I'm going to pay for any entry in the rarest jawbreaker contest, see ya, DORKS!" (Kevin laughing all the way to the candy store)."Lets head to candy store, guys!" screamed Eddy. At the candy store, Kevin, Rolf, Johnny, Jimmy, and Sarah were dumping their banks for the three rarest jawbreakers: Raspberry Red, Lemon Yellow, and Ice Cream Vanilla. " Fifty cents, that means for us to get at least one we have to pay $1.50!" announced Eddy. "May I interject that I have received $6.00 for my allowance." exclaimed Double D. " You get an allowance?" asked Eddy. "I just spend it for elements and chemicals every month." replied Double D.
Two Weeks Later "It is Finally time Double D, they're announcing the winners today." exclaimed Eddy. At the candy store Kevin's dad is announced the winners. "The winners are for Lemon Yellow, Eddward, Ice Cream Vanilla, Edward, and the rarest jawbreaker, Raspberry Red, Kevin!" announced Kevin's dad. "What the?" announced Eddy. "Eddy!" shouted Double D. "Later, Dorky, I have the rarest jawbreaker!" announced Kevin (Kevin laughing). "Yum." exclaimed Ed sucking on a jawbreaker. "Eddddddyyyyy, tttttthiiisss jawwwbreeeaakerr issss tooooo soouuurr!" announced Double D. (Translated: Eddy, this jawbreaker is too sour!") "YOU WILL PAY KEVIN, YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!" shouted Eddy. Eddy has revenge on this mind; Double D is getting 1,000 volts of electricity, and Ed is asleep. To be continued
By: D.Stone
One day in the cul-de-sac, Ed, Double D, Eddy was on the sidewalk. Eddy was thinking for a skate park scam, Double D was thinking how the angle of the ramps, and Ed wasn't thinking anything. "This isn't going to work, Eddy, the angles can't be created at 360 because we do not have the wood to create that." exclaimed Double D. "What, all we have to do is create a half-pipe, charge a quarter, and bingo, jawbreakers for Eddy!" screamed Eddy. "The skaters are going to fall and we won't get the rarest jawbreaker because they will ask for a refund," announced Ed. "Ed, did you just predict the future of Eddy's scam?" asked Double D. "GRAVY!" screamed Ed.
"Well, that didn't last long wait, rarest JAWBREAKER!" announced Eddy. "Hey dorks, you planning for another failure." exclaimed Kevin. "Well, I'm going to pay for any entry in the rarest jawbreaker contest, see ya, DORKS!" (Kevin laughing all the way to the candy store)."Lets head to candy store, guys!" screamed Eddy. At the candy store, Kevin, Rolf, Johnny, Jimmy, and Sarah were dumping their banks for the three rarest jawbreakers: Raspberry Red, Lemon Yellow, and Ice Cream Vanilla. " Fifty cents, that means for us to get at least one we have to pay $1.50!" announced Eddy. "May I interject that I have received $6.00 for my allowance." exclaimed Double D. " You get an allowance?" asked Eddy. "I just spend it for elements and chemicals every month." replied Double D.
Two Weeks Later "It is Finally time Double D, they're announcing the winners today." exclaimed Eddy. At the candy store Kevin's dad is announced the winners. "The winners are for Lemon Yellow, Eddward, Ice Cream Vanilla, Edward, and the rarest jawbreaker, Raspberry Red, Kevin!" announced Kevin's dad. "What the?" announced Eddy. "Eddy!" shouted Double D. "Later, Dorky, I have the rarest jawbreaker!" announced Kevin (Kevin laughing). "Yum." exclaimed Ed sucking on a jawbreaker. "Eddddddyyyyy, tttttthiiisss jawwwbreeeaakerr issss tooooo soouuurr!" announced Double D. (Translated: Eddy, this jawbreaker is too sour!") "YOU WILL PAY KEVIN, YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!" shouted Eddy. Eddy has revenge on this mind; Double D is getting 1,000 volts of electricity, and Ed is asleep. To be continued